Vader Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 That news is most pleasing to hear, i hope your bombers dropped extra bombs on all those subways out there!!! Now that we are the only ones in the galaxy we will be able to push our prices up when we like!!! Quote
Vader Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 I hope you didnt forget to bomb Starbucks aswell Rogue Commander? Quote
Vader Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 Good work Rogue Commander...... I have arranged for a rancor to be at the ppv, we will take a few ewoks and gungans with us and feed them to him as an opening for the ppv. Quote
DoubleT Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 No no, we got you an private Cliff Richard concert he he... Quote
snefroe Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 oh no... that makes him immune, doesn't it? i mean, Sarq has obviously been treated against this kind of torture when he was young... G... his masters must be extremely clever, realising that their enemy might one day use Richard against him... Honourable Emperor... might i suggest you add to this concert the following names: Engelbert Humperdinck; Tom Jones and the Ray Conniff Singers? i fear that only together they will be trong enough to bring this sarq to his knees... Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 19, 2005 Governor Posted June 19, 2005 No no, we got you an private Cliff Richard concert he he... Cliff is a very earthly name isn't it? Quote
Sarg_Kulo Posted June 19, 2005 Author Posted June 19, 2005 His real name was Harry Web... I think :$ EDIT: snefroe1, It's Sar*g* Quote
DoubleT Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 Rogue Commander........ Set him in the room where Helmut Lotti is... They maybe he also will "sing"..... Oh and great to see that Darth Hilton is doing will, takeing alot of our press *twisted* Quote
snefroe Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 His real name was Harry Web... I think :$EDIT: snefroe1, It's Sar*g* oops... sorry sarg... it doesn't matter anyway, cos soon you'll be spending the rest of your life in a stinking cell, sitting in between rotting corpses, being haunted by Cliff for the rest of your life, somewhere on a practically from the fleet retired ISD. you will slowly be consumed by his cruel voice and dito music. and as you can see, there's already no capital in your name... it's just sarg, nothing more... in the end, you will even forget your own name, you will forget all about "g" and "q", you will feel as if one braincell after another gives up... and turns out the light... the last thing you'll hear is the crying voice of this other rebel, Languages... Then, when all this has passed, you will be like all the other captains of Lord Vader... :P :P Quote
Vader Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 All this talk about the rebels name is pointless!!!!! We must find out what he knows and he must be eliminated straight afterwards!!!!! Master i have been informed by our spies that there is a being that has displayed jedi abilites on a distant planet, therefore i am taking my destroyer to see if this is true. I shall return in a week or so My Master. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 All this work to do and Lord Vader goes on Holidays with a cheap jedi excuse !!! hurmmmmmm Yes Darth Hilton, we'll have yub yub burgers !!! Those things are highly addictive!!!! This Rebel Sarg will be found !!!!!!! Quote
yoda601 Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 Progress report. The GunGans have been successfully captured, and we are now moving onto the moons inhabited by them. The queen of Naboo didnt want us to so we shot her and blamed it on the GunGans, causing the Nabooians to start a war against them. We, of course, made sure their blasters were on stun, so that we could late collect the gungans and use them for Stormtrooper snacks. They'll never go hungry again! Y601, over'an'out. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 * fyugezuiguizagfuihfuizfuioyf * Rogue Commander to Tie Army Endor Administrator, Yoda601, we need some gungans and old ewoks for the opening of the PPV fight for the Empire !!!!! Please find some that can still run around !!!! Good job on Naboo !!!!!!! Rogue Commander out. * fyugezuiguizagfuihfuizfuioyf * Quote
Vader Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 * fyugezuiguizagfuihfuizfuioyfddrghuyubhervgegkefedw* Rogue Commander i find your lack of faith disturbing!!!!!!!!!! Transmissions are starting to break up so listen closely all Tie Army Members, i expect the Rebels caught by the time i return or you shall all start to feel my deadly choke hold......no not my throat choke but my new groin choke!!!!!! * fyugezuiguizagfuihfuiefegfurugrugfuhfuioheofhuzfuioyf * Quote
DoubleT Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Alll members the next week you are going to have direct orders from meeeeeeeeeeee. I exspect then to be followed...... Or els.................... Darth "C" Dion will have to have her way where you......No you wont sing... she will............ Lord Vader RIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE............ And have an evil trip *twisted* Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 * I love cats ... I am funny ... * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, I hope you had a pleasant trip...mission my Lord !!!! Our secret informants told me that this Sarg is no real threat to the Empire !!! However, my dearest Darth Hilton informed me that a new young rebel called vcvc is mocking us!!!!! She intecepted a communication where this vcvc made cat jokes !!! imagine cat jokes !!! Our Emperor who loves cat will definitly not be pleased by that !!!! Also there are some weird signals on our radar mocking our Ties !!! That cannot and will simply be tolerated !!!! (-O-O-) you call that a Bomber my Lord, I am outraged !!!!!!! Awaiting your return and your orders my Lordship !!! Rogue Commander out. * I love cats ... I am funny ... * Quote
DoubleT Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 She intecepted a communication where this vcvc made cat jokes !!! imagine cat jokes !!! Our Emperor who loves cat will definitly not be pleased by that !!!! I hate cats... the are so small and unimportent... Quote
vcvc Posted June 24, 2005 Posted June 24, 2005 *devil* *devil* *devil* *devil* *devil* *devil* *devil* *devil* *devil* *devil* *devil* Hey! Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 25, 2005 Posted June 25, 2005 * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, My Lord, our peacfull Empire is being flammed by this vcvc character, awaiting your orders on this issue. Darth Hilton has been a valuable asset to the economics of the Empire !!!! Because of her appearance on "Empirical TV" and its news channel "TT news" the PPV is totally sold out !!!!!!, the stadium is full !!!!!! I still haven't heard anything from our Endor Administrator concerning Gungans and Ewoks for the opening "act". Also, plans for our ultra secret "project" are advancing well my Lord, everything is on schedule!!!!!! Rogue Commander out. * Quote
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