yoda601 Posted June 25, 2005 Posted June 25, 2005 What, what, whaat? SOmehting concerning me is going on and I have no idea about it! Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 25, 2005 Posted June 25, 2005 What, what, whaat? SOmehting concerning me is going on and I have no idea about it! Check my June 19, 6.14 post Endor Administrator ;) Quote
Vader Posted June 28, 2005 Posted June 28, 2005 Lord Vader to all troops! My SuperStar Destroyer will bring me back to the Death Star soon, so i will be expecting a welcoming party. I have returned from a successful holi...ahem i mean jedi hunt, and i trust that all is well with the empire. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 28, 2005 Posted June 28, 2005 * yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, Yes, all is well within our Almighty Empire. I will give you an in person update. I have dispatched Sqadron 1 of Bombers for some shopping for your return's celebration !!!!! This will be quit a batch !!!!! Roge Commander out. * yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Quote
Vader Posted June 28, 2005 Posted June 28, 2005 Good Rogue Commander, i find these long flights boring and i need something to stop me from choking my flight team. Quote
eDeevo Posted June 28, 2005 Posted June 28, 2005 I can offer you some Gungans to choke my Lord ;) Quote
Vader Posted June 28, 2005 Posted June 28, 2005 Yes watching those feeble creatures choking is a personnal favorite of mine, GM Ed make sure there are a few of them ready when i arrive. Whilst your at it bring a few ewoks to so that i may force slam them around the hanger.........its good to be bad sometimes!!!! Quote
eDeevo Posted June 28, 2005 Posted June 28, 2005 Both Gungans & Ewoks will be available for your amusement my Lord... I shall enjoy watching them suffer... Quote
Vader Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 Excellent!!! Have the troops put up a basket ball net in the hanger also...i sure feel like slam dunking an ewok right now!!! Quote
eDeevo Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 A basketball net, goalposts, a soccer net, & (of course) many Ewoks, will all be ready for your amusement my Lord... Quote
Vader Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 Wow that was some party!!!! Those ewoks sure are easy to throw around, GM Ed use sure did kick that ewok hard :-D :-D :-D Its just a shame that Rogue Commander couldnt hold his drink!!! What he did to that gungan was totally uncalled for. Quote
yoda601 Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 I never thought I'd say this, but poor Gungan... Quote
eDeevo Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 Too bad we didn't get that on video... it was a classic... Quote
Vader Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Internal security would of picked it up, we shall broadcast it all over the world!!!!! Hey how about we start a professional league???? Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Its just a shame that Rogue Commander couldnt hold his drink!!! What he did to that gungan was totally uncalled for. What a party that was !!!!!!!!! That Ewok tossing contest was really fun !!!!!!!! (especialy when the youngster screamed "nobody tosses a yub yubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb" - CRASH !!!!) Lord Vader, its not my fault is those stupid Gungans explode like frogs when they smoke cigars !!!!! Its also not my fault if the youngster went into the microwave when I went to put it on for a yub yub burger... :| Quote
Vader Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Its ok Rogue Commander, the youngster has learned a lesson now and once his hands are replaced he will be fine. I would like to remind troops that i didnt use the force to help throw that ewok and the record distance will stand. The tech troopers have said that our ties will take a few days to be clean from the exploding gungans. Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 I was not talking about THAT gungan my Lord !!!!! This one was the one playing with the cooking knife robot !!!!! The microwave one imploded in the microwave, thus ruining my yub yub burger !!!!!!! Btw, great ewok tossing record !!!!!! That was astounding my Lord !!!! Quote
Vader Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Yes, yes i am all powerful so of course i knew which one you were on about........ :$ Troops rumour has it that Jabba the Hutt has a secret stash on ewoks that he has been cloning and then seeling as cheap versions of our yub yub burgers!!!!!!!! Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 * ----- _______________ ----- ________________________ * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, WHAT !!!!!!! This fat slob is infringing our yub yub trademark and licence !!!!!! Our Almighty Empire shall not tolerate such action !!!!!! I will track down this rumour my Lord and act accordingly to your wishes. I will take all my squadrons since they are now all cleaned up!!!! Rogue Commander out. * ----- _______________ ----- ________________________ * Quote
Vader Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Good, if the rumours are true i want you to hunt down all Jabba's Hutt friends and take them to one of our resturants and serve them as "Gut buster Burgers"! That should teach him a lession!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 5, 2005 Governor Posted July 5, 2005 Wonderful news laddies! I've been put in charge of the Spanish Inquisition! I'm now certified to purify primatives I.e. strip them of their valuables and culture. Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Do you Yub Yubs count as "primatives" Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Rogue Commander to Phes, You have first to check the list of species that belong to the Empire !!!! Don't TAWT yourself !!! Go to weloveourspecies.com !!!!!!! The 2 first species that are untouchable (except by us off course) are Ewoks and Gungans. Rogue Commander out. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 6, 2005 Governor Posted July 6, 2005 I tawt I was already TAWTed anyway.... Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 6, 2005 Governor Posted July 6, 2005 Right! I'm gonna pillage some Yub Yubs then so I can get myself TAWTed! Quote
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