Vader Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 All troops be aleart!!! Our ewoks and gungans may be targeted for abduction. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 I just want to take their gold and rob them of their culture... Nothing drastic or anything... Quote
eDeevo Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 I just want to take their gold and rob them of their culture... Nothing drastic or anything... Good luck in getting any "gold" out of those furry yub-yubs & crazy Gungaheads... you'll end up only with stones & clay methinks... :-D Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 I wasn't concerned about the Gunga-heads actually. But gold was the only incentive to rob them of their cultural identity. Perhaps I'll reconsider... Quote
Vader Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 The empire has taken everything valuable from those no good creatures anyway, but feel free to take the mud and grass. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 Ewoks are just Jawas without the robes and luminous contact lenses... Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 I do not concur !!!! They really do not taste the same !!!!!!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 Since when were Jawas on the Imperial menu? Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 If they are not, trust me, there IS a reason (I still have the taste in mid *sick* ) Quote
Vader Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 We tested a few jawas years ago, they tasted worse than anything ive ever eaten therefore we decided not to cook them. But i have been thinking that we need a pork product on the menus therefore Rogue Commander i want you to go to Cloud City rumour has it that they have pigs there that walk like humans. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 Hmmmmmm... Perhaps Jawas would be of better use. They may have a lot of junk but surely there's some treasure amongst it! Quote
Vader Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 That might be true, In fact GM Ed take your fleet and find some sandcrawlers and see if they have anything that may intrest the Emperor!!!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 You're a bit late... The Inquisition has "processed" the Jawas already. They sure have a lot of interesting stuff onboard those things... Quote
Vader Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 Ahhh but the empire knows the location of all sandcrawlers throughout the galaxy and there are many more to be looted!!!! Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 Well, you should give the Empire 70 % of the proceeds or Lord Vader and the Emperor will definitly TAWT you !!!!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 Ahhh but the empire knows the location of all sandcrawlers throughout the galaxy and there are many more to be looted!!!! Who said anything about looting Sandcrawlers in one specific area? :^D Different planets offer different kinds of goodies afterall! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 Well, you should give the Empire 70 % of the proceeds or Lord Vader and the Emperor will definitly TAWT you !!!!!!! So the Empire assumes there are items of interest to them in these Sandcrawlers? Bold assumption! However, consisently in all Sandcrawlers from all over the universe are these Clikit immatations made by MegaBloks. They're extremely cheap and tacky looking. The Empire can have all those... Quote
eDeevo Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 All available Jawa 'plunder' will be yours my Lord... Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 7, 2005 Governor Posted July 7, 2005 And what do you think the Jawas could possibly have of interest to the Empire? Quote
Sarg_Kulo Posted July 7, 2005 Author Posted July 7, 2005 And what do you think the Jawas could possibly have of interest to the Empire? They could be cute cuddly toys for the stormtroopers. O wait that's ewoks... Quote
Vader Posted July 8, 2005 Posted July 8, 2005 No ewoks are the food of stormtroopers.....Wait Troops Thats The Rebel Sarg Catch him now before he escapes again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 8, 2005 Posted July 8, 2005 * fgehjgviuegviuegvyigeiugvieuvius * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, My Lord you have to do something about those gungan idiots !!!!!!!! I wanted to go find those pork animals as requested, but those silly creatures totally messed up my Ties !!!!!!!!! Upon your request, I will huntdown this Rebel Sarg now my Ties are fixed !!!! Will report shortly my Lord. Rogue Commander out !!!! * fgehjgviuegviuegvyigeiugvieuvius * Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 8, 2005 Governor Posted July 8, 2005 Jawas don't taste too bad when used in sweet and sour dishes... Just thought I'd share that... Quote
Vader Posted July 8, 2005 Posted July 8, 2005 Yes but you need alot of sauce and that costs money that the empire will not spend, afterall it costs alot to rule the galaxy with an iron fist!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted July 8, 2005 Governor Posted July 8, 2005 I'm not part of the empire though. Besides, I make my own sauce. Father's aunt's grandmother thrice moved half sister... You know... Typical family recipe... Quote
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