Dragon King Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Hopefully not another mind trick but during the transfer several Rebel ships flew by and freed me. Hopfully not a trick. Quote
Vader Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Ha ha ha this rebel dosent know whats real and whats not.........i shall leave you to wonder some more!!! Grand Moff when you reach our factories have a special delivery of yub yub burgers sent to me, i will be entertaining a few tweeks soon and yub yub burgers always help to make them more at ease. CT your training will be over when i say so, first you must stop all this silly talk of a man called jason and his hockey mask............ Fett your words do anger me that planet shall die by my hand but not until i have found Obi Wan and thrown him into the pits of that inferno!!!!!! Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I apologize again, my Lord. The ship has indeed landed on Mustafar. It appears to be piloted by a rather old man who doesn't look like a pilot at all... Lord Vader, could it be possible that Obi-Wan has returned to Mustafar? Do you sense a disturbance in the Force? Quote
Vader Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Hmmmmmm i sense no disturbance in the force, monitor the old man and report back his movements..... Quote
DoubleT Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Lord Vader.. the secret weapon have bin seen again in the Ji-Payus System... Did you find out what it does? And Good work Lord vader on the Jessica Simpson case.. now she is divorced and part of the dark side.. Quote
Vader Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Ahhh yes master the simpson girl was most pleasing!!!!!!! Master i have been torturing the rebel DK and i have found out lots of his secrets, one of which is that the weapon does not exist but he was most eager to hide thoughts of a ship that i have our Fett following. Quote
Sir Dillon Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 My post seems to have been lost again in the excitment. Would you still be willing to take as your apprentice, Lord Vader? Quote
Vader Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 We could have use of you dillon but i dont take on apprentice's.....there can be only 2 sith and i dont feel the force within you. However good warriors are always welcome and of good use to us..... Quote
xwingyoda Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Grand Moff to LOrd Vader !!! My Lord, I am pleased to announce that everything will soon be operational here on Endor !!! The labs are up and running and our breading facilities are well on the way !!!! So the Yub Yub business will really soon be on top once more !!!! I have loaded some stocks of the Ewok meat that was available for your culinary pleasure my Lordship !! However it seems that our Endor Administrator disappeared !!!! That is untolerable !!!! I'm awaiting your orders my Lord !! May I suggest we hire a new man for the job ?? That whole "Endor Incident" taught us that we cannot rely totally on one aspect of the food chain !!! Therefore I shall go prospect the seas of Kamino in search of a new meat supply !!! We will use the cloning facilities there to be more efficient if I discover someting of interest !!!! I shall report asap my Lord !!! Kamino, here I go !!!! Grand Moff out !! Quote
Yuppley Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Bounty Hunter for Hire! Best deals always for m'lord, nothing up front and a mear 70 Credits an hour... Quote
Sir Dillon Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 We could have use of you dillon but i dont take on apprentice's.....there can be only 2 sith and i dont feel the force within you.However good warriors are always welcome and of good use to us..... Ok, what would you have me do then? Quote
Vader Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Excellent Dillon, the Grand Moff will show you what needs to be done on Endor.......... 70 Credits and hour?????? Bounty Hunter even the great Fett dosent get that much, you will accept 40 credits an hour and be thankful that i dont choke you where you stand!!!!! Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 My Lord, is a second bounty hunter really necessary when yoou have me on your side? :dry: As far as the old man is concerned, he headed for a landing platform near the destroyed control center. There seemd to be an old and rusty fighter over there... Quote
Vader Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Fett you misunderstand me, you are the number 1 bounty hunter to the empire......however even you cant undertake 2 missions at once and there fore i may in the future need a second hunter...... A rusty freighter???? hmmmmmmmmm this situation is most strange.........keep me informed. Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Thank you for your trust in me Lord Vader. And please notice that it is a fighter, not a freighter. According to my databank it was made around the end of the Clone Wars... Quote
Vader Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM..........The Admiral that gave me the false information regarding the fighter is now no more!!!!! Quote
xwingyoda Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Grand Moff to Dillon !!! I heard news from our Lordship that you are willing to help the Empire !!!! Excellent news !!! Please report to my ISD on the moon of Endor !! I have a task for you to accomplish !!! I have delayed my trip yo Kamino to instruct you !! Grand Moff out !! Quote
mutley777 Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 so many bounty hunters :rolleyes: . is the empire becoming so weak that they have to get their type of scum to do their dirty work. :-D the tie army is just a distant memory now. all you guys do is sit around all day getting fat on yub yub burgers in your star destroyers. i bet vader is to fat to fit in his tie advanced any more. :-D and as for big moth he will never fly again he is so heavy. :biggrin: Quote
Sir Dillon Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Aye aye sir! I am now boarding a transport, and should be with you shortly. Quote
xwingyoda Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 What what what ??????? Who are you calling fat puny insignificant rebel ???? Wait till big moth hurm Grand Moff lay his iron fist on you !!!!! Lord Vader you should go and force ch... him asap !!! I'm stranded on Endor till I meet Dillon, and then its money money money hunting !!!! I shall not deter from my main objective for such an isignificant rebel !!!! Excellent Dillon, awaiting your presence with much anticipation !!! Quote
Vader Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Rebel scum!!!!!! I will crush you for such an insult!!!! My suit is a snug fit because of all the life support systems in it and not because of the yub yub burgers............though they are tasty!!! Quote
mutley777 Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 just a quick one to let you know that dragon king has escaped! a high ranking imperial officer has defected to the rebellion and he personally helped him escape on his shuttle before making his defection complete. he has given us the supply route of your shipments of yub yub burgers. as i speak (type) a convoy is being attacked! down with the empire! Quote
Vader Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Lord Vader to Grand Moff..... These rebels have claimed that the rebel prisoner has escaped, is this true or do you still have him on your ISD???? Quote
Dragon King Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 I am free at last from those filthy Imperials. I have also gone under training so mindtricks no longer work on me. Quote
xwingyoda Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Grand Moff to Lord Vader !!!! My Lord, these rebels are as confused as stupid !!!! I am standing in front of DK this very instant !!!! For his craziness he won't have any dinner !!! No Yub Yub for him !!!!! I shall call the doc at once to have him sedated !!!!! Grand Moff out !! Quote
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