mutley777 Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 well he is a escape artist who has dabbled in the dark side of the force. they call him david blane! you may have heard of him, he could show DK how to escape this silly little device. Quote
Dragon King Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 I will not turn against the empire. Yes there are three ties however i decided to fly my personal ship the Dragon Striker. I got this ship when i was a jedi or before i became a dark jedi. I am a dark jedi not a sith so i can not remove the device. Quote
Vader Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Lord Vader to GM Yoda............. It seems our new recruit tried to board a ship that he was forbidden to use............ I decided that this worm was not worth the trouble..........so i used the force to activate the Thermo Device that was strapped to his body..................Bits of him now float in space HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! P.s All ties be preparied to wash your windscreens if flying in that area............ Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 My Lord, I think he was really dellusionnal !!! At least he didn't destyroyed a Tie with him !!!!! What was that gibberish of him being a jedi/dark jedi !!! Well at least he is not on my ISD anymore !!! Oh well, now lets hunt some pink starfish !!!! Quote
Vader Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Yes GM *yoda* .......soon he will be ours and the Empire shall crush these rebels......Will you be needing the Aqua troopers?????? Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Grand Moff Yoda, I understand you have a mission for me? Quote
Vader Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Fett i hope you brought your aqua suit with you...........This patrick is known to like water............ Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 GM *yoda* to Kiku Kiku Fett, Indeed I have a mission for you !!! I think I know where that Rebel Patrick TT is hiding, please come to my ISD and we will Hyperspace to that secret location !!! I hope your ship goes under water !!! We heve rocks to turn !!! GM *yoda* out !!! Quote
Vader Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .................... Good bring this rebel scum to his knees before you destroy him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lord, I will let you the honour to tartar sauce this rebel starfish !!! This will change from Yub Yub burgers finally !!! GM *yoda* out Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I already am on your ISD, Grand Moff... So, let's go to that secret location of yours ;-) Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 GM *yoda* to Kiku Fett !!! Ah yes my apologies to you, this ISD is soooo big I forgot you boarded it !!! I need some darth hotties to be hostesses on here !!! Anyhow, meet me at the cafeteria for some food while we fly to our secret location !!! *Engage Hyperdrive to secret location* GM *yoda* out Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I'll have a Yub Yub Burger while we wait... Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Suit yourself Kiku Fett !!! Its on the house !!! Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 You DO have vegetarian Yub Yub burgers, right? ;-) Quote
Vader Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Fett the Empire does not tolerate veg..... i just cant make myself say those words!!!!! You will have a regular Yub Yub Burger and you will enjoy it!!!!!! Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Veg... yub yub burgers ????? Blasphemy !!!!!!! And what after ??? Whiskey without malt, Wine without grape and what have you !!!!! Quote
Vader Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Hmmmmmm all this talk has made Lord Vader thirsty.................. Lord *vader* to ISD Waiter Trooper.......... Bring me a pint and send the Fett a fruit based drink, yes trooper i know its usually a tweeks drink............. Quote
dogscarletnyc Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 gremlin dog to lord *vader* lets destroy those rebels with gremlins and sorry about my sons spamming Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Your son, huh? :-| GM Yoda, how long untill we arrive at our secret destination? Quote
Vader Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .................. I find your lack of progress disturbing................ Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 GM *yoda* to Kiku Fett !! Yes Kiku, we finally arrived at our secret destination !!! A bloody stupid Gungan played with the hyperdrive and we ended up somwhere else !!!! Those Gungans are useless !! Here is what we need to find: The Rebel Starfish was last spotted in front of that big round rock !!! Let the hunt begin !!! GM *yoda* out Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lordship, I told you so many times to get those nasty Gungans out of our ISDs. They knocked out accidentally our communication center as well as our Hyperdrive coordinates !! Oh well I have given to Kiku our target site !! Expect a report shortly !! GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Vader Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .............. Those damn Gungans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I took care of them myself i love the smell of gungan flesh after a lightsabre has cut through it!!!!!!!! Quote
DoubleT Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Press Release from the Office of Emperial News.... The True Emperor (age unknown) was lost today. He was taken down wile standing in line at an McSpace on the Planet Romulos. The course of death is, is death by lightsaber. Moments before it happend the True Emperor had scratch an XWing in the parkinglot, and when the X-Wings owner found out, he searced for and found the True Empror, who had to many injuries to be helped..... The Owner of the X-Wing a Mr. Luke was taken to Romulos, and wil stand trail shortly. Some people falsely knew The True Emperor as Patrick, but this was only rumor was only spread so that other powers could take over. He is also know for his relationship with Hedi Klum, and for his work on tv shows like Desperate Housewifes and Baywatch. A true Power was lost today.. DaedtonmaI Prime ENN News Quote
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