Sir Dillon Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Does this mean the dreaded Patrick has been killed? Sir Dillon to Grand Moff *yoda* We have many yub yub burgers in stock, and we should be able to ship a good amount to Jabba. Work on the cloning factory has began, but a band of gungans attacked, doing some damage, so progress may be slower then expected. We have killed all the gungans in the attack and are searching the moon for as more, just incase. We have yet to figure out how on earth the gungans got here. *wacko* Still no sign of Yoda601... Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 GM *yoda* to Dillon Good, Good, I am pleased by this progress report except the part on those Gungans >:-( !! G those things are spreading like a virus and gets in our money hurmm... way So, if you see other Gungans, fire at will !! When will Jabba's shipment be ready ?? That fat slob is demanding and pays good money !! He needs his yub yub burgers !! The rumour has it that he lost like 80 pounds due to lack of food *wacko* Continue the "hunt" for Yoda601 and we will see what to do if he is still MIA. GM *yoda* out. Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 The TIE Army wants YOU! That means me! I'm honored! ---- That ride on the Imperial Shuttle wasn't as pleasent as I expected! Nevertheless, I'm in this Star Destroyer, and boy is everything shiny! But hey, shininess apart, i've got a TIE Interceptor, and I am ready to battle rebelious starfish and Star Wars Movie Ruining Amphibious Species! But instead I have to fly as a wingman for the Yub-Yub burger transport. What could i encounter that's as exciting there as a rebellious starfish? Quote
Vader Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 Lord *vader* to all Troops............. The report of the starfish's demise cannot be confirmed therefore the hunt will continue............ Gm Yoda if that fat slob jabba or any other Hutt gives you any problems then tell them i will personnaly cut there bellys open with my lightsabre.............. Gm *yoda* who is this new vahkimetru wingman??? did you hire him???? if so i have yet to see the paperwork....... Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 I enlisted and an imperial Pilot randomly picked us to pilot as wingmen, so no, GM Yoda did not pick me. I am not a traitor either if that's what you think. ;-) Quote
mutley777 Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 ahh, more cannon fodder for the gungun pilots! :-) Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 VM to Lord Vader... The Yub-Yub transport has made it safely out of hyperspace and we actually found something! In our forward cargo hold, an overweight pink starfish was found eating away at our Yub-Yub burgers, claiming they were his "Krabby Patties". I'm flying as wingman for the shuttle that is to bring him to your Star destroyer. Very few burgers were eaten or damaged, so Jabba should be happy. VM out Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lord, don't worry about those big slugs, the Empire needs their money and they are no trouble !! They tend to be cranky when hungry. I have no clues on who is this vahkimetru. I never seen the individual, but what I know is that its impossible for him to deliver something to the Hutts !! Its only between Dillon and myself. Dillon, have you provided that unknown pilot with yub yub burgers ?? I await your bidding my Master *vader* GM *yoda* out. Quote
Sir Dillon Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 Dillon to GM *yoda* No Sir, I have not provided this vahkimetru character with any yub-yub burgers, but I am loading transports with them as we speak, so they should be ready to ship in a very short time. Dillon out. Quote
Vader Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Lord *vader* to vahkimetru............... You seem to be a a skilled pilot.............come to my SSD once there i will see what you can offer the empire...... Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 VM to Lord *vader* Yes my lord! I'm at the doorway to your chambers, shall I come in? VM out Quote
Vader Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Lord *vader* to VM..... Yes enter but be warned you had better wipe your feet first.............Oh and once inside my chamber you will find yourself surrounded by my elite guards.......... Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 VM To Lord *vader* *Wipes feet thoroughly* Good day my Lord, I have interest in flieing a TIE Interceptor, and joining your empire. Those stinking Rebels are so 1950s. Thankyou for your time. Oh and hello elite guards. *ZAAAP!* Ouch, that kinda hurt... VM out Quote
Vader Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Hmmmmmm strange that all these newbies keep coming here to join...............If i didnt know better i would think this ones been here before......... Lord *vader* to VM............ Oh yes i forgot to say dont touch those staffs.................... I will talk to my GM *yoda* about what ship you are to be given........................ Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 VM to Lord *vader* I would like a TIE Interceptor please. VM out Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 I've gotten lost in all these posts...so...has the one known as Patrick been caught already or do I still have a job to do? Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 VM to Fett, Yeah, your job is still on. The starfish I found turned out to be his cousin. *wacko* VM out Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 And who might you be? I only take orderd from Lord Vader and the Grand Moffs...so unless you are a Grand Moff, don't give me orders... Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 GM *yoda* to VM I am very displeased to hear that you contacted directly someone without our approval !! Let me remind you your place, you are a pilot and as such you follow orders !! Under no circumstances you choose your ship or contact anyone !! Lets see what Lord *vader* has to say about your disgracefull conduct !! GM *yoda* out Quote
Vader Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Lord *vader* to VM.............. Know your role young one!!!!!!!!!! If i find you contacting others and forging orders then i shall feed you to the Emperors pet Wampas!!!!!!!!! Your chances of flying a Tie have been greatly damaged................. Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 VM To Lord *vader* I am most sorry for my dishonor my Lord, GM. I don't know the real power of this thread. Is this an RPG? I'm most confused, please I'm most sorry. I really didn't mean to order Fett! I will leave your presence if you wish. I am sorry I tried to play "boss", I must realize high command is in command! VM out Quote
Vader Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Ahhh good you now see the error of your ways.................. soon i will send you on a mission and if you complete it then you will be a member of the empire!!!!! Quote
Sir Dillon Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Dillon to GM *yoda* The shipment of yub yub burgers is on it's way to Jabba! Though I must admit it was tempting to delay; it would not hurt that gaint slug to lose some wait. Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 VM to Lord *vader* , Your wish will be granted, when you need it. VM out, Quote
Vader Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Lord *vader* to Sir Dillon...... You have done well and speak the truth about that fat slug............But be warned delivering those burgers, therefore i am sending VM to you................he will deliver the burgers for you and if he survives he will be yours to order.......... Quote
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