Vader Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Lord *vader* to The Empire................. It seems that the traitor TT is using a uplink satalite to broadcast fake transmissons throughout the empire........... Fett we need these stopped now!!! Find this TT and that uplink satalite and destroy them both!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Yes, I just finished visiting my relatives. I have tracked the one known as Patrick down to a remote area of Kamino. When he has been captured, I will hunt for the one known as TT... Quote
mutley777 Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 :-D :-P the empire is in shambles. lol :-P :-P Quote
Sir Dillon Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Dillon to GM *yoda* Wow, I am honoured that you feel that I am worthy of such a promotion. But what about Yoda601? Dillon out! Quote
Vader Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Lord *vader* to Death Star............ I have recieved the transmissons regarding Emperor Orlego and i will make my way back to your current location. Lord *vader* to Empire........ The emperor wishes to speak to me about or current finacial status therefore i will be at the Death Star, GM *yoda* send word to the nearest Yub Yub Burger resurant that my ISD will swing by for some burgers for the meeting............ Fett and update will be needed for the Emperor............ Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lordship, all restaurant fully refurnsish with our precious Yub Yub Meat !!! Enjoy !! GM *yoda* out Quote
vahkimetru Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 VM to Dillion, Emergancy Code Frequency 9-13 We're encountering Correllian Rebel Corvettes! Sheilds are up and your men are doing the best they can to fend them off! We need a TIE Squad or something that will get these things out of my way! Contact any available help! They're heading for our Yub-Yub surplus compartment! If they hit that... VM out Quote
Vader Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ................ My SSD has just swung by one of our fly throughs for some burgers, but it seems the fly through canopy hasnt been made with the height of a SSD in mind!!!!!......... I now have a badly dented SSD and a fly through without a canopy............ *yoda* i want the designer of our fly throughs sent to the Death Star at once, ther i will show him the error of his ways............. Lord *vader* out Quote
Vader Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Lord *vader* to all non members of the Empire.................... We are happy to report that we have no available spaces for troops or Hunters at this time and will not be hiring for the foreseeable future..................... Well done to all our loyal troops for making this an excellent year of dominance........... Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Lord Vader, I have found the one known as Patrick. I caught him asleep and captured him with ease. Where do you want me to take him? Quote
Vader Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett........... Bring him to me.................. I am on the Death Star........... Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 I have deliverd him to the Death Star, my Lord. Anybody else that needs to be hunted down or will I have a couple days off? Quote
Vader Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett........... Well done the Emperor will be pleased.................. Over the last few days we have recieved false reports from a signal coded TT...............i want you to find it for us and destroy it............ Now its time for me to slice and dice the rebel Patrick.................. *vader* Out........... Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 Enjoy the torture Lord Vader... Do we have any leads on the whereabouts of this 'TT' or do I have to inquire information from my 'contacts'? Quote
Vader Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 Lord *vader* to Empire......... Today my loyal troops i give you the destruction of a rebel............. As you can see by these holophotos the latest rebels were brought before me........... Thanks to our Fett the rebel Patrick was selected............. Now usually a rebel is used for shooting practise but this rebel deserved a death at my hands....or lightsabre whichever way you look at it......... Ahhhh i love the smell of burnt starfish in the morning........ All troops tonight we feast on fresh starfish, tomorrow will be fresh squid day ........and then its the turn of the snail called Gary...................... Lord *vader*................. Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* Tks for sending that video my Lord I can smell the starflesh from here *drooling and asks his assistant for a yub yub burger* This horrible Patrick Star rebel is no more !! Show that propaganda video throughout the Empire my Lord, it will have a great deterence effect. May I ask a favour my Lord ?? Would you spare the life of that cute Snail ?? I'm sure that nice little creature would make a perfect pet hehe !! And lets have a squid BBQ !! GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Vader Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .............. You ask that i spare his life?????? Hmmmmmmmmmm very well as a reward for your service he will be spared, i shall have him transported to your ISD right away................ You shall be his master, but know this should he is your resonsability and i expect him to be kept under control........... I shall have a container of squid and starfish sent to you also................ Lord *vader* out................................ Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* Thank you for this reward My Lordship !! That Snail will be a sweet addition to my ISD. Also I will have the squid and starfish meat sent to my cook for testing some gourmet entries. I think I'll need to go on Kamino and find those new food sources !! Nowadays it seems that many subjects of our Empire are getting vegetarian *wacko* So we need to find great alternate to those fantastic yub yub burgers. I shall report soon mu Lord. GM *yoda* out Quote
Vader Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............ Good the more healthy food the troops eat the better to keep them in shape for hunting rebel scum....... Let those lazy citizens feast on the burgers and pile on the pounds............. Lord *vader* to Fett........... How does your search go Bounty Hunter?????? Lord *vader* out...................... Quote
Sir Dillon Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 Dillon to VM! This is not good news. If you can, send me your location, so I know where to tell the help squad. Do your best to fight off those rebel scum, and help will be sent shortly! Dillon out! Quote
Vader Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 Lord *vader* to Empire and Bounty Hunters............... In case you missed the earlier Holophotos then i have put together a photo fit list of the rebels that we have captured........... The hunt for the rebels Spongebob and Krabbs goes on...................... Lord *vader* out................. Quote
xwingyoda Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lord, I just received that cute snail called Gary. What an adorable creature !! Its weird the only sound it makes is big "MEOWs" He already found his way to the kitchen and adores yub yub burgers hehe !! I'll need a tight leash for him hehe !! Arriving at Kamino my Lord for operation "Krabby Pattie". Will report soon my Lord. GM *yoda* out. Quote
Vader Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Foolish rebel you will be trampled beneth my heel!!!!!! Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........................ GM you have not made contact with the fleet for a few days now, what is your current location?????? Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Lord Vader, I am leaving for the remote planet of Tatooine. According to my sources, it is the #1 place for people to hide when they don't want the Empire to find them. So I figure I have most chanches of finding this 'TT' there... Quote
Vader Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett............. Tattoine you say????? hmmmmmmmmmmm that place should have been destroyed long ago...... If it wasnt for the fact that we sell so many yub yub burgers to that fat slob jabba the hutt i would order the Death Star there to destroy it............... Quote
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