Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Lord *vader* to rebel scum............ Yes you are safe from us but not the Fett.............and whilst to gloat in your freedom know that your rebel friends are soon to have death from above!!!!!! GM *yoda* ............... How long till destruction????? Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* Destroy what my Lord?? There is nothing left to Destroy My Lord Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........... Excellent!!!! now that the rebels have lost that base we can concentrate on watching the Pay Per View VM hunt................ Lord *vader* to Death Star........... Have my personnal suit ready for my return...........tell the cheif that i want extra cheese in the yub yub burgers and make sure that the tweek waitress's are ready to serve me............ Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 My Lord, I sent you the data from my holograph recorder. With that record, you can decide whether you want to take action against the Hutts. I won't do that myself, it'll get me a bad name which is very dangerous for a bounty hunter. Now then, I understand there are some rebels to hunt? Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett................ Excellent work bounty hunter..........i shall study the footage later............ I am placing a large bounty on the head of the traitor VM!!! Search and Destroy him for the empire Fett.... Quote
mutley777 Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Now then, I understand there are some rebels to hunt? you had better leave this job alone trainee. try to track us and seasoned asassins will illiminate you! *skull* just go back to your yubyub burgers! Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 I must say, the overconfidence of these rebels is quite amusing... Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett....... Indeed Fett, they talk a good game but we all know this is a war they cannot win................. Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 At least it gives us target practice !! Shooting Gungans was becoming boring after a while !! Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 You are correct *yoda* , though i do love the smell of burning gungan flesh once my lightsabre does its job..... Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Yes *vader* but I wouldn't know. I only blast them since I don't have such a "toy". Mine just explode, revealing smelling nasty entrails all around !! Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 GM *yoda* You dont know what your missing!!!! Once you cut a gungans ear off he loses all sense of direction and start spinning around..........its great fun............... Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 I try to have fun by hitting just a leg (they bounce like crazy afterwards, its hilarious), buts its hard since their movement is sporadic and inacurate !! Just misplace a shot and they just explode like smoking toads !! Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Try this GM, take a gungan starve him for a few days then tie him to a poll with a yub yub burger in front of him...............Make sure he cant reach it......Then cut its arms off and release it............. Even without arms it trys to pick the burger up............its most amusing......... Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Ahh that reminds me of another torture: since those creatures are aquatic, just leave them under the sun !! Their skins start to bubble hehe !! I just love to listen to their scream when each bubble pops !! Quote
Chuck Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 OOC: I dont want to interupt, but how exactly do i post in this. Do I just make up a character? -l2k- Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............... It seems we have picked up a faint transmission.............. Someone called Lego2000............Though he dosent say if hes a rebel or a Loyal Member of the Tie Army.............. Oh and try giving a gungan a shredder and some papers to shred.............give it 5 mins and he will have lost his ears and tounge..........if not more....... Quote
Sir Dillon Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 You are giving me some great ideas for gungan 'friends'. next time I catch some I'll have to experiment. >:-) Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Yes Dillon !! They are a good source of amusement !! Please give me a status report on the fat slobb yub yub delivery !! GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Yesssss Dillon..........I have many storys about Gungan Torture..............Be they dont even compare to what ive done to some rebel scum............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Quote
Chuck Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 L2k to Lord *vader* Lord Va-....ship damaged...am commander of...crimson interceptors...ship damaged...*transmission fades away* -l2k- Quote
mutley777 Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Please give me a status report on the fat slobb yub yub delivery !!GM *yoda* out !! i can confirm that fett has just received his second helping of yub yub burgers. Quote
Vader Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ......... This transmission is coming from a source close to you............deal with it for me............. Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* I just intercepted a transmission by a certain "l2k" that seems to come pretty close from my current location !! Is that a joke my Lord !! Did we hire another newbie pilot, promoted him commander, for him to crash his squadron ?? Crimsons fighters is an elite corps, so how can a newbie be in it ?? Also, WTF is a Crimson doing on Kamino *wacko* All those questions... I have other fish to fry (without any play on words here), but I'll dispatch a squadron of Interceptors to see what is going on !! I will report shortly my Lord. GM *yoda* out Quote
Chuck Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 l2k to *yoda* Was a new pilot in...crimson interceptors...commander dead... Quote
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