Darth_Ewok Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .......Ahhh yes the crabby patties........those will sell like wild fire through out the galaxy................. Our profit margin will go through the roof and we can finally get the rest of the Death Star painted in a proper grey and not that bley that it is now.............. I look forward to view the reports from Dillon.................... Out of Character - Is painting the rest of the Death Star grey whay you guys are trying to achieve, or are there other things. I don't want to read over 100 pages to find out :-D Quote
Sir Dillon Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 Dillon to GM *yoda* The Endor Decoy Base II is almost complete! We just have to add a few finishing touches. I believe we have pretty much cleaned the planet up of gungans! But now we won't be able to 'play' with them anymore. :-( Quote
Vader Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 Lord *vader* to FB.................. Our goal is total rule over the galaxy....................But when we do this by destroying the rebels we want them to fear or DS.............. Not laugh when they see the terrible colour bley that its in at the moment......... Lord *vader* to Dillon The GM is on a special mission for the next few days and is unable to respond............ You have done a good job with the second base, i see a bright future ahead for you..............Hmmmm no more gungans would disappointing.............Now we will have to find other creatures to torture............... Quote
Sir Dillon Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 Dillon to Lord *vader* Ah yes, I remember him mentioning that a while ago... Should I now report to you, or just wait until GM *yoda* comes back? Quote
Vader Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 Lord *vader* to Dillon.................. The GM should be back by now so report to him....................However should he be on leave again then you can report to me............ Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* and Dillon My Lord and Dillon, I have returned and am ready for serious action !! Nothing really exciting happened aboard my ISD during my short leave of absence. Only one incident happened hehe. A gungan tried to operate the microwave without assistance, a clreaning personel found his body after electrocution. Oh well hehe, nothing a good spray can't cure !! Awaiting orders my Lord !! GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Vader Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............ It is good to have you back now we can develop our ultimate plan for the destrucion of the rebels......... I believe its time to reduce the prices on our Yub Yub Burgers.............I have it from a reliable source that the rebel pilots have been feasting on our burgers......... But due to a lack of credits they have stopped.....I have also been told that higher ranking rebels are concerned by the weight that the pilots have gained... It seems that quite a few are having trouble getting into the cockpits.........These less mobile pilots will be easier for our Tie's to destroy....................... *vader* Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* Yes yes my Lord, lets grease thos stupid rebels hehe This will give us a nice and cheap advantage. I will have the grease level upgraded !! Operation Greaseball is in motion my Lord !! GM *yoda* out. Quote
Darth_Ewok Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............It is good to have you back now we can develop our ultimate plan for the destrucion of the rebels......... I believe its time to reduce the prices on our Yub Yub Burgers.............I have it from a reliable source that the rebel pilots have been feasting on our burgers......... But due to a lack of credits they have stopped.....I have also been told that higher ranking rebels are concerned by the weight that the pilots have gained... It seems that quite a few are having trouble getting into the cockpits.........These less mobile pilots will be easier for our Tie's to destroy....................... *vader* FB to Gm *yoda* and Lord *vader* Hmmmm... perhaps if you upped the grease enough than the rebels would be unable to grip the controls of their starfighters? Or maybe offer a buy one get three free weekend in rebel infested areas ;-) Quote
Vader Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........ The FB raises a good point........... My gloves are always slippery after a few burgers........... Slippery rebel hands would only increase there poor preformances........... Quote
Vader Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .............. I need a status report.......... Lord *vader* to Fett.......... How many rebels have you destroyed?????? Lord *vader* to CY............. Your spin in an ISD has gone on a little long.........Report back at once............ Lord *vader* to Tweek Girls.................. Report to my med chamber at once.....i have a throbbing....headache Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* Me too actually !! My stupid Gungans engeneers messed up my ISD controls !! I just "fried" them on the spot hehe !! Headach you say my Lord ?? Don't you think that aspirin is better suited for those rather then Tweek Girls ?? GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Vader Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ....... I find that the tweek girls are able to massage the throbbing away............... Anyway back to business............Those damn gungans have alot to answer for.............. How goes your latest mission?????? Quote
captaintau Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* Headach you say my Lord ?? Don't you think that aspirin is better suited for those rather then Tweek Girls ?? GM *yoda* out !! Actually, your Nurse recommends Paracetamol (mild analgesic) rather than Aspirin (anti-coagulant). That said, I'd rather have Tweek Girls than either! Quote
vahkimetru Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 *Frolics through galaxy to rebel base unoticed* Dang, those imperial sensors are bad! Quote
Vader Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ....................... GM its time to fire up the grills and get the Yub Yub burgers cooking!!!!!! All loyal troops report in at once for the Empires annual Galactic BBQ.................... Failure to respond will meet with the Emperors full wraith......................... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Indeed my Lord !!!!! when everything is so calm it upsets me, and when I am upset, Mister Gary is upset, and when Mister Gary is upset people die !!!!! MEOW !!! Everybody gives me a staus asap !! GM *yoda* out ! Quote
Vader Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Lord *vader* GM *yoda* ............... Gary is upset?????................ This will not do GM...........This will not do at all.............. Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 My Lord, I am back to serve you. I needed a vacation after that last mission.... So, anyone left to hunt down? Quote
Vader Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett.............. Its good to have you back bounty hunter............. Your are welcome to join the empire at this time to celebrate the demise of the rebel scum............. You have done well Fett........... Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........... I have heard rumors that there is a small independent band of hunter that have been serving wookie ribs on nearby planets..................The reports have said that these ribs are very tasty..............Perhaps its time for us to start thinking about serving these.............. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lord, Gary indeed was so upset due to a lack of action, he drooled over a gungan until he suffocated !! That was something really funny to see. I have the recording if my Lord wishes to view the "Empire's funniest animals on DVD" Chewie Ribs ?? The Empire shall not tolerate any food competition !! I shall unveil thgis "Kashyyyk Inc." mystery my Lord !! GM *yoda* to Dillon Give me a progress report on the Kamino base and Krabby Patties facility GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Sir Dillon Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Dillon to GM *yoda* ! Status report on the Kamino base and Krabby Patties facility? I have almost no idea about what's going on in Kamino. Was I supposed to? Because I received no message about it. It might have gotten lost in the trasaction. I can give you a status report on Endor, though. The decoy base is finished, and things are running very smoothly. I hope I have not upset you... Dillon out. Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........... Send me the dvd............i wish to see the gungan suffer.......Gary has indeed taken to this life of crushing rebel fools.............. Keep me informed on the Chewie Ribs......... Kashyyyk Inc. must be stopped now!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 So I understand there's no-one left to hunt? Meh, peace times are bad for my income... Quote
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