Vader Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett............... Do not worry some rebels who are left have decided to run and hide from us like little tweek girls........ These few should provide you with a hunt or too............. Once they are all dead you can retire and train our troops just in case we ever need more hunters........... Quote
Vader Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 LORD *vader* TO EMPIRE!!!!!!! It seems that some of our former members who have found themselves on the wrong side of my lightsabre have decided to join together and try to steal our beautiful thread: http://thetiearmy.forumup.us/index.php?mforum=thetiearmy These pathetic lower life forms (probably gungans) are so stupid that they cant even come up with an original thought or game................. Its no wonder they didnt last long here.............. Quote
Sir Dillon Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 LORD *vader* TO EMPIRE!!!!!!!It seems that some of our former members who have found themselves on the wrong side of my lightsabre have decided to join together and try to steal our beautiful thread: http://thetiearmy.forumup.us/index.php?mforum=thetiearmy These pathetic lower life forms (probably gungans) are so stupid that they cant even come up with an original thought or game................. Its no wonder they didnt last long here.............. Yeah, those forums were started by the Joevig member I believe. It's disgusting... It's just a big ripoff, they stole the yub yub burger idea, and much more, it seems they can't come up with anything themselves. He even stole you sig, Vader. :-X Quote
Vader Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Do not worry dillon i have ways of punishing them and thats what i shall do......... Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Might I suggest a huge spam invasion to cripple their defenses? :-P Quote
Vader Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I like your suggestion Fett.................. *vader* GM *yoda* ...........Your spies did well to tell you of this rubbish that now floats out there.......... Give tham all a free Yub Yub Burger for their hard work............... Quote
Vader Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ......... It seems we have an opening for a new Admiral.....................Tell the employment troops to recruit at once................. *vader* Quote
Vader Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ..... A secret transmission has been detected by my troops..............its from a being called Rhymer who claims to be a deadly bounty hunter.............. Do you have any information on him??? Quote
rhymer Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 You probaly wont have any info on me since I like to keep myself secret, but, if you let me join the Empire I will tell you everything. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* A what now ?? I have no clues on what a Rhymer is !! If I hear anything, I will let you know asap !! Since its pretty calm on the rebel front, I will go to Kamino to supervise the Krabby Patty facilites !! It is not going as fast as I want >:-( Its time to boost it !! I will report asap my Dark Lord GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Vader Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .............. Yes go.........theres no need for us to fear anymore as the rebel leader Mutley seems to of run away from or mighty empire.................. Lord *vader* to Rhymer........... One does not join the empire on request one earns it.......... If you are as good as you say you are then you should have no problems in avoiding capture by our number one hunter......Fett If you avoid capture then i will consider letting you join us............. Lord *vader* to The Fett............... Capture this Rhymer for me and your reward shall be great................. Quote
mutley777 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 in direct competion with the empire the rebellion will soon produce the Mc yubyub. a far better burger than the empire one! before the empire can say "death star" there will be a Mc yubyub burger joint in every system! we even have plans for one on the death star! Quote
Sir Dillon Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 What will these 'Mc yubyub burgers' be made of? Quote
mutley777 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 What will these 'Mc yubyub burgers' be made of? fresh stormtrooper meat! >:-) it tastes just like ewok, but there is a much more plentifull supply Quote
oo7 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Agent oo7 to GM *yoda*....... I am a highly-trained combatant from the planet of Bespin requesting recruitment in your imperial intelligence agency. Quote
Vader Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .......... I sense a Presence that i have felt before............... Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* I think, the Galaxy needs another "cleaning" operation (like we did when we established our Yub Yub burgers food chain - oh boy, we had a blast bombing the competition into oblivion !!). Rebels are sooo stupid: they tell us their plans and leave targets for us to destroy hehe !! I shall commence a little seek and destroy operation !! Soon, competition will be out of the Empire !! Regarding that presence, I have a bad feeling about this my Lord !! Lets stay alert. He might be usefull in a near future hehe GM *yoda* out. Quote
oo7 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Agent oo7 to GM *yoda* ....... I repeat, I am a highly-trained combatant from the planet of Bespin requesting recruitment in your imperial intelligence agency......please respond........ Quote
Vader Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........... A cleaning is a good idea GM................ Now that the rebel dog mutley is out of hiding we can destroy the rebels last hope............... Ahhhh GM how many rebels have we destroyed now?????? It seems like hundreds.......... My personnal favorite kill was that rebel scum joevig........... How i took pleasure from force choking that pathetic worm........... Quote
oo7 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 agent 007 to GM *yoda*....... To show my dedication to The Empire I present you with this Empire Recruitment Video.......... (no, this not my creation) Quote
Vader Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........ The presence grows stronger............. Continue your work GM i shall seek this presence out and discover its origin............... Quote
rhymer Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 *goes to the safe planet of Dagoboth* (whispers)They will never find me here *finds Yodas cousin* AAAAH WHAT ARE YOU? Quote
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