Kikuichimonji Posted June 16, 2006 Posted June 16, 2006 I have already tracked him down. There will be no escape for that rebel scum this time. My revenge will be the largest reward... Quote
Sir Dillon Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 Dillon to GM *yoda* I believe on average, we are making around 500, but that might not be exact. The cloning factory is working well, though we have found that they do not taste quite as good as orginal Ewok. But we also found that the baby ewoks taste better then the old ones, so we are cloning the young ones, and it tastes about the same. Dillon out. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 GM *yoda* to Dillon Tks for the report Dillon !! Use the older Ewoks where we don't gain the more money and where people won't see the difference anyhow like retirement homes, prisons, hospitals... And only use the younger and tender meat to the Quote
Sir Dillon Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 Dillon to GM *yoda* Ah yes! That is a brilliant idea. I'm surprised no one else thought of that... Dillon out. Quote
Vader Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............ So just how many old ewoks do we have laying around?............. If there are enough then i can think of many things to do with those flea bitten animals........... Anyone for ewok hurdling?........... Or how about an ewok race........we could have a rancor chase them to increase there speed....Hmmmmm perhaps its time to open a galactic arena for such events and a empire run betting system also........ Lord *vader* to Fett....... What is the status of those rebels that you were chasing??? Quote
captaintau Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............So just how many old ewoks do we have laying around?............. If there are enough then i can think of many things to do with those flea bitten animals........... Anyone for ewok hurdling?........... Or how about an ewok race........we could have a rancor chase them to increase there speed....Hmmmmm perhaps its time to open a galactic arena for such events and a empire run betting system also........ Ewok tossing? Or is that illegal now? Quote
Vader Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Illegal???? No the Emperor loves using the force to throw those flea bags around.................... Theres nothing better than seeing a ewok flying through the air whilst stormtroopers gasp waiting for the thing to hit the ground........... Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 WE make the LAW !! We ARE the LAW !! Therefore WE can do what WE please !! Never forget that captaintau !! Some were TAWTed for less than that mind you !! *yoda* Quote
captaintau Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 WE make the LAW !! We ARE the LAW !!Therefore WE can do what WE please !! Never forget that captaintau !! Some were TAWTed for less than that mind you !! I was being sarcastic. You see, on Earth (in a galaxy far, far away), sometime in distant future, the "sport" of Dwarf Tossing will become a banned activity in Australia, Canada and most States in America. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 Its a good thing the Empire doesn't follow French law that forbids Dwarf Tossing since 1995 >:-( :-D *yoda* Quote
captaintau Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 Its a good thing the Empire doesn't follow French law that forbids Dwarf Tossing since 1995 >:-( :-D I'd have thought you pro-ban. All in the interests of self-preservation and all! X-D Quote
Vader Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........... What is all this talk about laws on these silly little planets???................ We are the Empire and all laws come from us............. If they dont follow our laws then we shall destroy them all............... Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* Its just some little historic talks there !! Its fun to see how inferior & uninteresting planets like Puny Earth ban something while the Empire enjoys promoting Ewok Tossing and Gungan Hit & Run as sports !! *yoda* Quote
Vader Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ......... All this talk of hurting ewoks has made me wanting more............... Therefore i have sent word for 10 ewoks to be taken to the Empire bridge on Coruscant.............. There we will attach a bungie cord to each of there legs and offer them a choice jump and win your freedom.......... Of course the catch here will be that if they dont jump then they will be fed to a rancor and 9 of them will have cords that are too long!!!!!!............... Oh and the 1 that does survive will be sent free on Mustafar.............. I really hate that place you know GM. Quote
Sir Dillon Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 Oh and the 1 that does survive will be sent free on Mustafar ...Where he'll be captured by my Yub Yub burger scouts, taken to Endor, and be made into a Yub Yub burger. :-) Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 The harsh life of a Yub Yub !! Always part of the food cycle !! Quote
rhymer Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 Hey I am still here in the swamp. can I join the Empire? Quote
Vader Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* & Dillon................ The ewok that survives will be old as all youngg ewoks are used for the Yub Yub Burgers.............. Therefore we will leave the winner on Mustafar.............We will also leave him a razor to help with the heat.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord *vader* to Rhymer.............. So you wish to join the empire....... A shuttle will be sent to collect you, when it arrives you will board it and be brought to my SSD............But be warned should you be armed when it turns up then the troops will shoot you on sight...............Oh and the troops may rough you up abit on the trip.... Quote
rhymer Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 *Throws away weapons* *boards ship* *arives before Vader* My Lord. *vader* Quote
Vader Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 Kneel before your master young clone.............. Quote
The Kid Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 I'll join the Empire. If you'll have me. I am: the second human ever to race a pod three times SpeederChallengePursuit winner on Chikara willing to go on suicidal missions etc. Where do I sign up, *vader*? Quote
Vader Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 Hmmmmm another human wishing to join our ranks....................Very well young one you shall be judged to see if your worthy.......... Quote
The Kid Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Cool. *y* What is your position? I can meet you if necessary. Quote
Vader Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Lord *vader* to Kid........... A shuttle is on its way to you............... You will board it and be brought to me............... Quote
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