Vader Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Excellent now on to other matters........... Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............ Our forces grow stronger and soon our grip on the galaxy will too................. Tell me what is your current status?? Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lord, I see we have a newbie in our ranks !! Lets hope he will prove himself worthy !! Status report: since there is not much going on (also the troops need something to do, becaue Ewok tossing and Gunganball is fun but has its limits !!), I m on my way to see the newly operational Krabby Patties facility and contact the fatso (Jabba) for a HUGE order meaning loads of Quote
Vader Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ......... Hmmmm the troops do need some action............therefore i suggest we take them to the distant planet hoth along with around 20 ewoks.................once their we will free the yub yubs and allow them a head start of 1 hour before the troops hunt them down...............that should lighten their day........... Lord *vader* to the kid............ I sense much anger in you.............excellent!!!! You will be taken to the flight training room where you will be taught how to handle a Tie Fighter..................If you prove yourself then i will grant you a ship...........If you fail i shall grant you a long slow death............... Quote
The Kid Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Long, slow, death, huh...? I like it! I'll take that challenge of yours, Mr. *vader* sir! Quote
Vader Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Lord *vader* to the kid.............. Your will to please is most refreshing.................You will do well in the tie army....... Quote
The Kid Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Nice. What sort of fighter will I get? Also, can I be a Sith like you? If not, then I volunteer for the next suicide mission! TK out. Quote
captaintau Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Also, can I be a Sith like you?If not, then I volunteer for the next suicide mission! Nice knowing you. It all ended so soon... :-D Quote
rhymer Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 May I be trained as your apprentice Lord Vader? 8-| Quote
Vader Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 Lord *vader* to the kid............... I sense no sith like powers in you young one and their can only be 2 sith me and my master............. As for a suicide mission their will be plenty of time for you to prove yourself to the empire by voluntering to take out some rebels in that manner................ Now i see that my admiral believes you to be a good pilot so go to docking day 6 and collect a regular tie fighter.....................You will fly it to sector 7g and await instructions......... Oh and from now on i rename you pilot ZIG............. Lord *vader* to Rhymer............ Didnt i leave you somewhere????...........Its been along few weeks and lets just say that i should lay off the alderaan ale...................As for your request see above for the answer.....................Anyway get down to the flight training deck ther you will also be tested to see if you can be trusted with a tie fighter.......... Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lord, I finally arrived at the Planet Kamino !! I stationed my ISD and I boarded a shuttle with some Interceptors escort to reach the new Empire facilities on the surface !! Look at that planet !! Its beautifull G the weather is horrendous on that planet !! And there are some cool sea creatures !! Here, take a look at the newly designed Krabby Patty facilities my Lord !! Just superb I must add I shall report soon my Lordship !! GM *yoda* out. Quote
Vader Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............. Excellent GM those new Krabby Patty facilities look stunning!!!!!...................... Make sure that once their opertational to send me a few shuttles full of Patties..................... Quote
The Kid Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 What? Pilot ZIG? I hate it. *n* I'm joining the rebel alliance. Good riddance. TK P.S. Hmm, maybe I could be a Jedi... P.S.S. I stole your TIE Fighter. P.S.S.S. Ha! Quote
Vader Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 Foolish scum..................do you really think we would give you a good tie???......the one we gave you dosent even have working weapons................... Lord *vader* to The Fett...................... This fool has turned his back on the empire..........therefore i have put a huge reward on his head...........seek and destroy bounty hunter................. Quote
Vader Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 LORD *vader* TO GM *yoda* AND THE REST OF THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!! Today is a great day my friends.............for we have crushed the the imposter faction of the tie army.......... http://thetiearmy.forumup.us/index.php?mforum=thetiearmy ...............this foolish and rather weak army was started when a tie pilot was thrown out of our army for being...errr well an idiot!!!........ He had delusions of a brother called dogscarletnyc who would tell him what to do................our spies informed us that this person was brought up on naboo by some gungans and was dropped several times as a child, most likely on his head............. After he somehow managed to steal a few fighters (reports indicate that he stole ties that were so battel damaged that they could barley fly) our best pilots were sent after him on a seek and destroy mission............ This mission was over quickly once the rogue was caught and im pleased to say he suffered greatly for his stupidity before his destruction............... Quote
xwingyoda Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* ahhh finally sweet victory !! That rogue foolish dog got what he deserved !! I hope he gets eaten alive by angry and hungry Gremlins :-D GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Vader Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ..... I believe his body was given to the one called gizmo to feast on...............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........... Heres some shots of the last ships destruction!!!!!........................... And alittle victory pic of me and the loyal troops.................. Quote
The Kid Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Hee hee. You're wasting your best bounty hunter on me? Hee hee. TK Quote
Vader Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Im sorry to say that i am................. but its only because hes eliminated all the other targets and he needs something to do................ Quote
Vader Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett..................... Fett i want a report on the hunt................... Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ........... A status report is needed on your situation..................... Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 My Lord, the kid is within my sensor's range now. He should be mine within hours. Do you want him dead or alive? Quote
The Kid Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Heh heh. Do you really think I don't have my own ship? *Blasts into hyperspace and hides on a planet nearby to where he exited hyperspace* Ha! Now who's laughing? TK Quote
Vader Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Lord *vader* to Fett..... Hmmmm dead or alive??? dead would be the best option........but then i wouldnt have the fun of torturing him.................. Ok bring him in alive..........but that dosent mean he has to be in one piece..........have some fun fett....... Quote
The Kid Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 Heh. Time to take out the trash. That means YOU, Fett. >:-) Quote
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