Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Your shuttle is ready for your use my master, ed, yoda prepair to capture the rebel sarg. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 *............* Rogue Leader to Lord Vader, How can this be possible my Lord???? All squadrons ready to intercept the treator Sarg!!!!!!!!!!!! What should I do with the sugar free donuts my Lord??? Is Emperor TT a big Donut fan??????? I need to have an answer quick my Lord, because I can not upload ammunitions in my Bombers - I cannot bomb donuts!!!!!!! Rogue leader out. Quote
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 I have been informed that a spy in our ranks helped to free him the spy goes by the name bob, bring them both to me!!! I have sent a squad of troopers to you to take the donuts to Emperor DT, he will then decide what to do with them. Quote
DoubleT Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 When you capture the sarge, put him in a room, and let him listen to Cliff Richards records all day.... Then he will talk.... Send the Donuts to Tatoiine, that Huts's will pay alot for them *twisted* Quote
eDeevo Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Lord Vader, your transmissions must have been jammed... It sounded like you wanted us to bring before you the one they call "languages" as well as intercept the traitor known simply as "sarg"... we await furthur guidance on the subject... verify... Quote
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Thy bidding will be done my master..... Ed disregard my previous orders, the Emperor want sarg before anyone else. Quote
DoubleT Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Lord Vader........... I Will leave now for a meting, you are in control. Trust the Dark Side.... The Sarge must be captured, and tell all, or els he will listen to Cliff Richard all the rest of his life *twisted* languages is just an unimportent brick in my big sceam... Remember ill be back later, but the Meeting with Demim Oore is importent... Quote
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Master just remember not to throw your back out once again with these difficult negotiations ;) Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, Squadron 1 of Bombers are on their way to rip off Jabba with the sugar free Donuts!!!! (amazing how much they are worth on ebay!!!). Interceptors and Hunters on the move to capture (once more...) the Rebel Sarg. Its hunting Season my Lord!!!!!! Rogue Leader out!!! Quote
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Good, that slug has more money than sense he will pay through the nose on e(mpire)-Bay for the donuts. My Master the prison has been equipped with speakers and cliff is ready to be played!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 16, 2005 Governor Posted May 16, 2005 You lads are completely off your rockers... Quote
eDeevo Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 You lads are completely off your rockers... Watch your words laddie.... they may mean the end of you... Quote
SuvieD Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 I didn't know all of you were so into fashion. :P I myself only have two ties. A silver one and a shiny blue one. :-D Do any of you have designer ties or just the boring retail ones? ;) Someone said something earlier about Lego ties, I bet those would look nice with a black suit and a hat of some kind. :) Can I be a part of the "tie" army with my two ties? |-D This thread is quite funny. Have you actually acomplished anything yet or are you still completely running in circles trying to find someone who is secretly having tea with Orlego right now? Quote
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Emperor Orlego is out now we answer to Emperor DT suvie and he will decide wheather you may join our army or face hs wrath >:( ;) Quote
Luigi Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 I'm going to go a little bit (oh completly :D) Off Topic but you won't blame me, Off Topic masters *devil* Speaking about jam, have you seen Spaceballs ? I saw it one week ago and it was sooooooo funny *wub* It's a ironic movie about space films/series Star Trek, Starwars and so on... I just have 3 Fighter, one Bomber and one Darth Vador's TIEs, could I reach your team captain ? (I would like better to create a Snowspeeder's team but they won't be able to fight those TIEs anywhere but in snow places). If you don't accept me you'll see the real power of the Force (or the Schwartz -Spaceball version-) *devil* *devil* Quote
DoubleT Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Lord Vader Luigi is a user of the Schwartz, send an army after him..... The Gungan army should do it, and its not to bad if we loose them *twisted* Quote
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Ahem...Errrrrr master, i would love to send some ties after him but you sent them all after the rebel sarg. May i sugest that now might be a good time to recruit more pilots for our army???? I could put a few Gungans in some of our spare ties but i dont think we will get our ships back and do you remember what happened the last time we tried?? Our stormtrooper lounge aboard the Death Star still has bits of that tie poking through the walls..still Quote
Luigi Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Noooooooooooooooo not thiiiiiiiiiiis ! Not the gungans ! :'( :'( *wacko* :() (a smiley *effraid* miss here :P) They're so stupid that they must be the only army to be able to win mine with their unstructured strategies ! You'll regret that Lord TT (you work from the Audi Group aren't you ? *twisted* ) Quote
eDeevo Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Lord Vader, I have control of a small group of Gungans I have at my command... they will follow all orders given (or at least do what they do :/ )... I await furthur orders... the Gungans also... Too stupid to be scared of anything they are... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My Lordship, my Bombers are on their way to Mos Eisley to rip off that slime ball, and all my fleet is looking once again to that Sarg character. Since my Bombers are on their way, would you like me to go to Mos Eisley to recruit some brave pilots my Lord??? I never understood our new Emperor's fascination for creatures unable to fly!! However we can find some usefull use for them - secure our transition mode - all the people trying to log on our Emperial netwoork would only hear som "missa clumsy, missay annoying..." worse than Cliff!!!! Also could be good to have some midget furr balls to encrypt some messages - not anybody can understand their mystical languages made of "Yub yubs" Awaiting your orders my Lord. Rogue Leader out. Quote
DoubleT Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Ahhh my plans are working, I am now in Control of Man Utd....... Luigi come to the dark side.... We could use some more gungas as targets... Have the ties found him yet Lord Vader? Quote
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 In control of Man U??? good now sell all there players and demolish there stadium :-D ;) The pilots have not yet found them my master, but they soon will. Rouge leader has requested that we recruit another pilot, he has one in mind does this please you master? Quote
Vader Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Ras as a Republic Assault Sith you should have more respect for your Emperor, now your fate will be in his hands. Rogue Leader the Emperor has ordered you to recruit another pilot, bring us this new trooper. Quote
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