Starwars4J Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 I go to the highest bidder. The rebels haven't confirmed my contract yet, if you can at a higher rate than they're offering I'll do your mission. Quote
Vader Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Whatever they offer you shall be doubled Bounty Hunter...................... The empire has extremley deep pockets.............. *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Then I shall have extremely deep loyalty. What are your orders, my lord? Quote
Vader Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Excellent................. Find and destroy the rebel 007.................... Do this and the empire will reward you........... And as the Fett seems to of disappeared we may need a new hunter............. *vader* Quote
oo7 Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 I am not really a rebel! Well at least not yet, but I have absoulty no confidence in your hunter finding me anyway! *starts building a flawless booby trap that 4j will surely thoughtlessly fall into* Quote
Vader Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 If you are not with the empire then you are a traitor....................... So i will enjoy your destruction........... *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 I have caught and killed prey far tougher than you. If your rebellion is resorting to inexperienced children to fight, their cause will surely fail. Why do you follow them? What could you possibly hope to gain? You say you want peace and yet you terrorize the galaxy with your band of rogues. The Empire desires peace and order, and yet you rebels claim to want the same, from behind your blasters, carving a path of chaos throughout the galaxy. I'm not so foolish as to fall into any trap you could make, so you might as well give up now. By the way, thanks for sending that message and giving away your location *cackles* Quote
oo7 Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Wait a second and evaluate what is going on here, why am I receiving a philosphy lecture from a bounty hunter? You dirty mercenarys only follow orders for your own selfish desires! Oh and I am unaware of any message I sent you! But mark my works, laugh while you can you filthy egotistical scum! Quote
Vader Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 I have caught and killed prey far tougher than you. If your rebellion is resorting to inexperienced children to fight, their cause will surely fail. Why do you follow them? What could you possibly hope to gain? You say you want peace and yet you terrorize the galaxy with your band of rogues. The Empire desires peace and order, and yet you rebels claim to want the same, from behind your blasters, carving a path of chaos throughout the galaxy.I'm not so foolish as to fall into any trap you could make, so you might as well give up now. By the way, thanks for sending that message and giving away your location *cackles* Hmmm..... I am impressed with your understanding of the empires ways bounty hunter............ You know im always on the look out for new Admirals and the pay is more than a bounty hunters.............. *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Wait a second and evaluate what is going on here, why am I receiving a philosphy lecture from a bounty hunter? You dirty mercenarys only follow orders for your own selfish desires! Oh and I am unaware of any message I sent you! But mark my works, laugh while you can you filthy egotistical scum! It's called psychological warfare, and apparently the rebels aren't too well endowed in that area... Hmmm..... I am impressed with your understanding of the empires ways bounty hunter............ You know im always on the look out for new Admirals and the pay is more than a bounty hunters.............. *vader* Sounds acceptable to me, my lord, as long as the pay is indeed higher Quote
Vader Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Good.... Good............ Then make your way to the following co ordinates (encrypted) ................ There you will find your new Star Destroyer............. It has plenty of Tie Fighters for you to command............ Oh and a nice Admirals suit.............. *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Very nice setup, I appreciate the effort my lord. However in addition to the TIE fighters I'll need exactly 26 probedroids. I hope that won't be a problem. And yes, the Empire must employ the finest tailors in the galaxy... Quote
Vader Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Lord *vader* to Admiral 4j............. You will find that your new Star Destroyer has hundreds of probe droids for your use.............. It is also packed with standered AT-AT's and numorous other vehicles for war................ *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Lord *vader* to Admiral 4j.............You will find that your new Star Destroyer has hundreds of probe droids for your use.............. It is also packed with standered AT-AT's and numorous other vehicles for war................ *vader* Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* : Sorry for the misunderstanding. You said the Star Destroyer was fully loaded with TIE fighters, I assumed that was all. I'll get a full readout of supplies for study before I set out. Sources have the rebel insurgant headed towards Dantooine. Quote
Vader Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Lord *vader* to Admiral 4j.................. Enjoy your reading Admiral.............. Im sure you will be more than happy with the weapons at your disposal........... Dantooine?............... Yes that would make sense............. Good hunting Admiral............. *vader* Quote
oo7 Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 A guy who just knocked on your door within the last 24 hours is now Admiral? Nowonder the Empire is so chaotic and disorginized! the rebel insurgant headed towards Dantooine. Pizza Pie? Quote
Vader Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Ha....... Foolish rebel.............. We have long watched and tracked our new Admiral........... The empire would not make an offer of this type unless we thought he was worth it............. Hmmmm........... It seems that one of my officer has found a rather interesting file................. Yes most interesting............. Tell me 007 do your fellow rebels know that you applied to join the Tie Army flight training school?............... Hahhahaha........... It says that you were turned down due to flat feet.................. *vader* Quote
Axle Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Yah! You're pesky Tie Fighters may be annoying, Vader, but they're hardly resistant to laser fire! There goes one member of the squad you sent: :-P Maybe he did die.But maybe he DIDN'T.I will avenge that pilots death. LT Axle out. Quote
Robiwan Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Lt Robiwan to Lord *vader* ......... "My lord I'm ok! The explosion was a old spacemine from the clonewars I think. I had chased the rebel grevious! I know where a part of the rebel fleet is. It hide behind a planet in the near of Endor. I think they will stop the Ewok hunt of Endor!" Lt Robiwan out ..... Quote
Zarkan Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Huh? I'm not anywhere near endor now, I'm in deep space, still battling out your darn tie fighters! Whoops, there goes another one... BOOM!!!!!!' Besides, the rebels don't have any affiliations with the Ewoks yet, anyway. We're Pre-Episode 4, remember? ;-) BTW, I am glad you are now on our side, oo7! If I had known that Starwars4J was so susceptible to the evil Empire, I would have not tried to make a deal with him. And, why is he already an Admiral? Is the Empire so thin on allies that they must use whoever they can get to carry out their tyranical schemes? Maybe the Rebels have already won! X-D Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 How ironic...a Rebel calling the Empire chaotic. Is that why you keep moving your terrorist base from system to system? Is that why you always run in terror from the justice of the Empire? A double agent? A double agent usually works for both sides at the same time while having an allegiance to only one. You on the other hand weren't good enough to even be fodder for your own rebel blasters. Quote
oo7 Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 A double agent? A double agent usually works for both sides at the same time while having an allegiance to only one. You on the other hand weren't good enough to even be fodder for your own rebel blasters. Yes, that's what you think. I gathered have gathered much secret information from the empire. Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Yes, that's what you think. I gathered have gathered much secret information from the empire. Like what, the speed at which the door hits you on the way out? You weren't in the training facility for more than a day, and no high-level information is kept there anyway. Quote
Robiwan Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 We're Pre-Episode 4, remember? ;-) I know that! We want to eat the Ewoks and you rebels want to destroy our food supplies. And you can't destroy my Tie's. They are not in your near. They have enought distance to you! Quote
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