xwingyoda Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 I am fed up with all that nonsense rebel propaganda !! The Ewoks are been "treated" for money, yub yub burgers I meant and Endo is under a reall heavy watch and guard !! Our Endor Admin hasn't reported anything there !! G, where are all those puny rebels coming from ?? Its good to see new pilots taking care of that !! My Lord, I am still finishing the last details on Kashyyyk for some heavy processed Wookiee meat burgers called Chewie Burger !! Its meat is like Aligator meat !! Really different from Yub Yub meat !! I can forsee some heavy money !!! Rebels, you can still surrender and be part of our Empire before you are destroyed !! Since you are rather insignificant, only a minor Quote
Vader Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Lord *vader* to all members of the empire.................. The rebel filth continue to spread their lies............. Our forces have confirmed that only old abandoned Ties have been destroyed by this grevious......... As before the rebels spread thses lies when they are close to being destroyed............. *vader* Quote
oo7 Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 You weren't in the training facility for more than a day, and no high-level information is kept there anyway. You can believe in that if you wish, but that doesn't make it true. I know much that even you don't know, I know about what the high-ranking Imperials do on Saturday nights in the "Authorized Personell Only" section of The Executer, about the "------ ------ ------ ------", the "--------- ----------" etc. Quote
Scouty Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Hire a bounty hunter then promote to ADMIRAL!?! Tssk, tssk. Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 Obviously Lord *vader* used the force to forsee my usefulness. Quote
Vader Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Lord *vader* to Admiral 4j.................... The rebels are attempting to distract you with these constant remarks about your past......... Their jealous remarks must not distract you from their eradication............ Crush the rebels and show them your real might............... *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* : You need not worry, my lord, bounty hunters are well versed in psychological warfare. And I will show them my might, as well as the might of our Empire, as they are crushed. Only when it is too late will they see the error of their ways. For the Empire! Quote
The Kid Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 'Kay, I've built myself a new droid. It looks pretty much like the other one, but it's black. >:-) So, when do I get my next [suicide] mission, mutley? I'm bored! Quote
Vader Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 'Kay, I've built myself a new droid. It looks pretty much like the other one, but it's black. >:-)So, when do I get my next [suicide] mission, mutley? I'm bored! Lord *vader* to Empire................ Man they are really starting to recruit some dumb rebels............... This one must be a Gungan........... *vader* Quote
xwingyoda Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Lord *vader* to Empire................Man they are really starting to recruit some dumb rebels............... This one must be a Gungan........... *vader* GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* My Lordship, you understand why I am not that fast to come hehe !! I hate loosing pilots to gungans and other idiotic rebels !! Their sporadic shooting is a nuisance and they shoot as many friends as Ties :-| Thats a reason why I ordered a huge fleet of totally robotised Ties !! This new breed of fighter will shortly come to eradicate loads of rebels !! We are making so much Quote
Vader Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ............. GM the empire fully understands your current mission resticts your ability to destroy these rebels........... These new Tie Droids will be excellent at destroying the rebels........................ But i shall still keep an elite number of human pilots and officers in the empire................... These privileged few humans will benefit for their loyalty to the empire................ *vader* Quote
xwingyoda Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 But i shall still keep an elite number of human pilots and officers in the empire................... These privileged few humans will benefit for their loyalty to the empire................ You need not worry my Dark Lord. While on kashyyyk, I still maintained a heavy training for our elite squads of Bombers and Interceptors !! There is nothing to compare to human skills !! Those Tie/Ds will only serve for "stupid" & unexperienced rebel scums !! I don't want to jeopardise my elite forces for idiotic ennemies !! Long live the Empire !! GM *yoda* out. Quote
Vader Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ................. Excellent GM............ I look forward to seeing these new droids in combat........ If they are as good as you claim they should have no problem in destroying the rebels............. Now tell me how does the wookie meat taste?.................... Is it as good as ive heard?............. *vader* Quote
xwingyoda Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Now tell me how does the wookie meat taste?.................... Is it as good as ive heard?............. Interesting question Lord *vader* I wrote in a previous transmission that it was a bit like alligator meat, not as tender as Ewoks but more tasty, hence the name "Chewie" !! Also those creatures have a great furr !! Not as gentle as Ewoks but much more warm !! It will be great for our new Empire collection "Hoth '06" !! I will send you some samples my Lord !! I even tainted your furr coat in black !! Also, those Chewie Burgers are in special containers: just open heat and eat !! Enjoy !! GM *yoda* out !! Quote
Vader Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Hmmmmm It seems that a now speechless officer forgot to direct my attention to that part of your transmission................... Very good GM the meat sounds like it could be offered as a more exspensive meat............... I look forward to seeing my new coat............. I will look most menacing with it on and a tweek girl on either arm................. Hoth 06 is shaping up to be our best line yet and the Emperor hopes it will increase our funds to a all time high......................... *vader* Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Any missions for me that do not involve hunting down stupid rebel spammer scum? I've really had it with those, I need something new and exciting. Fett out. Quote
Vader Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Lord *vader* to The Fett......... (man we need a fett symbol) Fett as you know we are trying out a new line of wookie meat................... It has also been suggested that wampa meat is just as nice............ Therefore we need our best bounty hunter to go capture a few and then take them to GM *yoda* 's SD............ But beware these beasts are dangerous and rebels have been spotted in the area............... *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Rebel Federeation Adverticing Agency. Want to surprice your pet Rancor with a treat? Now you can get your fresh TIE pilots straight out of the can (armour). Prizes are set at the pilots IQ, so they should be very low indeed. RFAA We aim to please... ;-) Quote
Axle Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Now you can get your fresh TIE pilots straight out of the can (armour).Eww....I knew Rebels were scum,but CANNIBALS?Thats disgusting.Rebel cannibals on the loose.... Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 You flatter your self. You are not fit to be food for the mighty rebel heroes. We will feed you to our pets... Quote
Vader Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Ha rebel the last time you tried to feed a clone to your pets you lost 4 rebels and 15 gungans............... Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Clone in a Can I like the sound of that. *skull* Quote
Robiwan Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Lt. Robiwan to the leaders of the Empire The rebels had do a lily-livered attack on a yub yub burger restaurant! The assassin was killed by this attack. This act we must be revange! *skull* Long life the Empire! Lt. Robiwan out Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Ha rebel the last time you tried to feed a clone to your pets you lost 4 rebels and 15 gungans............... What a waste of gungans :-D Quote
Sir Dillon Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 What a waste of gungans :-D Not really, there are so many gungans... Gungans are like rabbits, because they... um... both have big ears. :-P Quote
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