Vader Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Lord *vader* to Lt Robiwan.................... These rebels claim not to eat the burgers yet we have countless information suggesting otherwise......... Destroy the ship and all the crew........ *vader* Quote
Robiwan Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Lt. Robiwan to Lord *vader* My lord order executed! The ship with teh rebels would be destroyed! Now I wait for a new order! Lt. Robiwan out Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* : Fleet 1 just dropped out of Hyperspace. Interdictor cruisers have been spotted on scanners, and positions have been assigned to them. I'm proceeding to launch TIE interceptors and bombers in the Grafilgi battle pattern. Thanks to the cruisers nothing can jump to Hyperspace, and anything trying to come to their rescue will be pulled out early in front of our guns. Lt. Axle will drop in, in approximately 30 standard minutes to wipe up the fleeing scattered terrorist ships. Mark this as a victory. I can already see the rebels scattering like insects. Quote
Vader Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Lord *vader* to Lt Robiwan............... Our spies have given us reason to believe that the rebels may launch an attack on Coruscant................ Come to Corusant....... If the rebels dare attack then you will have lots of easy targets............. Lord *vader* to Admiral 4J............. Excellent Admiral............ You have done well................ Your leadership skills impress me and i see a bright future ahead for you in the Empire............. Tell me how has Lt Axle performed?........ *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 I must say that Darth Kitty har remarkable command skills considering he's taking orders from a senior citizen in an old bath-robe. *sweet* But it won't help him. The Exo-Fleet is assembling, ready to strike at the Poke-ball-thingy.... Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* : The mission went well. We recieved minimal losses, and completely wiped out the rebel forces. We managed to capture a Rebel frigate with one of their commanders. He's currently being detained for your personal "interview" session. Lt. Axle performed well. A second rebel fleet came in approximately 17 minutes after our attack began. The interdictor cruisers pulled them out of Hyperspace early, allowing our guns to pummel their ships. Lt. Axle came out of Hyperspace a few minutes later and deployed his fighters, mopping up the remains of the second rebel fleet, and destroying a blockade runner trying to escape the interdictor fields at sublight. Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Initial skirmishing with a couple of ISD proved the Exo-Destroyers worth. Several ISD were destroyed and the rest fled like the clone-cowards they are. Exo-Battleships have joined the formation, and the Armada is moving to the objective. Long live the Rebellion.. Quote
Vader Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Lord *vader* to Admiral 4J.................... We have intercepted and very poorly encoded transmission from a gungan rebel............. It claims that some starship that looks like a boat was able to destroy an ISD............I take it that this is more rebel lies?............. *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Nice try Darth Kitty. Maybe your lies will buy you some time. We can't have that all those nice Imperial targets running away now, can we? Quote
Vader Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Your attempts at propaganda will not work rebel................ You lack man power and your ships are outdated and underpowered.................. The Emperor has personnaly ordered me to bring you before him........... There he will punish you............. *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Bzzz-Zzzapp-Boom. Booring conversation anyway. I'll see you in my gun sights Darth Kitty. Quote
Vader Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Rebel you wont even get that far.................. Even in my personal Tie Fighter you would fail to hit me....... And as i now rest aboard the Death Star you have no chance at all............... Death shall rain upon you rebels soon enough............. *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 in my personal Tie Fighter you would fail to hit me....... You may be right. I'll have to re-callibrate my on-board targeting computers. The are not yet perfected in the pink colour spectre. Or is it yellow? Quote
Vader Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Rebel your obsession with the colours pink and yellow lead me to believe that you are a rather silly gungan.......... Perhaps jar jars son?............. The empire does not have a paint budget and as such all our ships come in the standered grey........... Though i notice that you rebels seem to spend lots of paint for your ships............ Perhaps if you spent more of piloting schools for your pilots then more would be alive today..................... *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* : As far as my sources report, it's propaganda. All ships are accounted for. Total losses were 14 TIE fighters, 2 TIE bombers, and 7 TIE interceptors. The Interdictors weren't even significantly damaged. You might want to check in with your other commanders to make sure it was none of theirs. Quote
Vader Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Lord *vader* to Admiral 4J.............. Reports indicate that we lost only one ISD................ This was due to 3 of the rebels EXO-Destroyers ramming it............. *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* : Our data shows all ships accounted for, could it be possible our database was hacked? If so this could be a significant security threat. Rebels would have access to our data and blueprints. Quote
Robiwan Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Lt. Robiwan to Lord *vader* My lord I will flight to corusant and I'm really happy for the easy targets! :-D But first I must reinforce my squadron. Lt. Robiwa out Quote
Axle Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* :Our data shows all ships accounted for, could it be possible our database was hacked? If so this could be a significant security threat. Rebels would have access to our data and blueprints. If it was hacked,shall I try find the Rebel with the blueprints? Quote
Vader Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* :Our data shows all ships accounted for, could it be possible our database was hacked? If so this could be a significant security threat. Rebels would have access to our data and blueprints. Lord *vader* to Admiral 4J............ I do not believe that the rebels could have gained access to our database......... But i shall have my security officers review all the data and logs just to be sure............. I have had reports of a high number of civilian ships in the area...........perhaps it would be wise to search them...... *vader* Quote
Starwars4J Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader* : As you wish, my lord. Lt. Axle, have the interdictors keep all civilian ships within the system until they can be thouroughly searched and their databases scanned. Prepare the lambda-class shuttles, I'll be conducting the interviews with the captains personally. Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 To all Rebel forces: Code: Alfa Atari; Vector 0719; Grid 15; Attack Pattern Zimion Covert dagger; proceding as planned Quote
Zarkan Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 I read you, Exo-champ. I shall be there as fast as possible, but considering that I am under attack by one of Axle's star destroyers, that could take a few minutes. It is a good thing that I had a hyperdrive instaled in my trusty Jedi Starfighter. Preparing to activate hyperdrive sequence.... Ah good, lost Axle's cumbersome bucket of bolts. X-D And, I must apologize to you, General Exo-Champ. I was not able to join the last battle due to a skirmish I had with a squad of tie fighters sent by Robinwan to destroy me. None of them survived, however, so at least the delay was not for nothing. ;-) Quote
Vader Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Lord *vader* to Admiral 4J............ Once the search and the interviews are finished destroy any traitors onboard................ Lord *vader* to Lt Robiwan............ Have you joined up with the tie squad yet?........... *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 @Grevious: Jedi assistance will prove most usefull. We have a dangerous task ahead. The Empire is not as weak as it might seem, but their forces are scattered. Soon the Pokemon Ball plans will be in our hands, and Darth Kitty will be no more than a sitting pink duck... Your help will be instrumental in completing the task. Long live the Rebellion... Quote
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