oo7 Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Oh yes. Just take a glance at the Wikipedia article for Darth Vader, it reveals alot of his dirty secrets. *skull* Quote
Starwars4J Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Oh look, they admire our Lord *vader* so much that they've gone and imitated him (of course they couldn't resist putting their own personal touch on it to reflect their personalities) ;-) I suppose the rebels HAVE to use propaganda to attack...since their ships obviously can't do anything Glory to the Empire! Quote
Scouty Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Then why is that Stormtrooper there? :-P Quote
Starwars4J Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Old stormtrooper armor is readily available on the black market. That's an old model, it was discarded over 3 years ago. In fact before I became an admiral, I had my own suit as a bounty hunter for undercover missions. Although mine was modified Quote
Vader Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Lord *vader* to Empire................ The rebels reports are indeed false........... There only weapon these days are lies............. There pitiful ships were destroyed as they began their attack............. The loss of an ISD is true however the ISD in question was the ship that took out most of their fleet and one ISD is hardly going to stop the Empire.......... As you can see the fleet is still strong and the rebels have been delt a crushing blow............... *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Nice picture. I recognize the garbage truck class in the middle, what are the smaller ones? Quote
Vader Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 You should remember it rebel.............. Its rained down death and destruction on your pitiful rebelion.......... Our spies report that one of your own pilots has begged to join the Empire........... This shows how feeble you all are........... Rebel Kid proceed to the nearest ISD if you wish to join us.................... *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 To rebel Kid. Your sacrifice will be noted. Explosives and nerve agents have been placed on your ship as requested. That's on less ISD to worry about.. Long live the Rebellion... Quote
Vader Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Hahahahaha................rebel do you really think that we would allow him aboard an ISD without a full inspection first???????????...................... His ship will be met by a shuttle............ It will then be boarded and he will be searched......... A probe droid has been sent to make sure every aspect of his being is clean............ Only then will he be brought aboard our ship................. Do not try to cover up his defection with lies of a suicide mission............. *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 We all know how ineffective your probes are... Laugh while you can Imperial dog... Quote
Guest The editor Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Breaking story for all to read!!!!!!: Quote
Robiwan Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Lt Robiwan to the rebellion Do you think really that I hear your crazy lies!? Your last times will coming! I swear you when I get a higher command rank and my own fleet I destroy anyone of you. *skull* Lt Robiwan Quote
Vader Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Lord *vader* to Lt Robiwan.............. Take a squad to corusant and destroy the Galactic Times building!..................... For printing this story they too shall burn.................. *vader* Quote
Robiwan Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Lt Robiwan to Lord *vader* I'm on corusant! Give me 15 minutes! Lt Robiwan out Quote
Vader Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Lord *vader* to Lt Robiwan........... Good......... Wipe them all out Lt................ Oh and see if they have any more info on GM Yodas location.............. *vader* Quote
Robiwan Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Lt Robiwan to Lord *vader* My lord I had destroy the Galactic Times building!!!! Before we attacked I sent a stormtrooper unit in the buildig to find other infomation about GM Yoda .... Nothing found! But we have arrested the editor-in-chief. I send him to you. The other workers of the Galactic Times died by the attack! I hope I did all satisfy..... Lt Robiwan out Quote
Vader Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Lord *vader* to Lt Robiwan............ Good work Lt.................. I shall see what information he has.......... We have a last sighting of the Grand Moff which i want you to go to............ Report what you find out and be careful................ Rebels may be nearby looking for his ship......... *vader* Quote
Zarkan Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Aparrently, your stormtroopers and pilots have an eye disorder, Vader. They destroyed the building the Galactic WEEKLY uses, not the Galactic Times. All the news staff on the Times are safe and sound, hidden in the true location of their paper (which is an underground newspaper, so you will never find it). By the way, I copied a story from an issue of the Interplanetary Press, which has your name in the title ;-) : Interplanetary Press Volume 347 Issue 39 GALACTIC PRESS HEADQUARTERS DESTROYED! Corusant Demands the fall of Lord Vader and the Empire! Corasaunt - In a shocking move that enraged the entire planet of Corusant, the Imperial Empire has destroyed the headquarters of the biggest newspaper in the system, the Galactic Weekly! Millions of citizens and lowlife scum banded together to stage a huge protest in front of an Imperial communications center at the sudden attack, demanding the fall and total destruction of the entire Empire! "The Empire sure has angered me today!" one citizen and polictician told me, "I reckon that their scumy empire will burn down the Capital building next! Nobody is safe anymore from their evil attacks!" Much of the press believes the cause of the sudden attack due to a story printed by the Weekly about the loss of the Empire's Grand Admiral, Yoda, but other believe it to be only part of a growing series of violent attacks that still are going on today. - MORE ON PAGE 4 Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 The Rebellion will support the freedom of the press. Always... Bad Vader... Quote
The Kid Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Hee hee. You all don't know which side I'm going to go with. Sure, I've got explosives. Sure, I could just fly into a Super Star Destroyer's Bridge, and say goodbye to that and me. Or I could board the ISD, scrap the bombs and work for the Empire... Hee hee. TK Quote
Vader Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Ahhhh rebels the empire owns the Galactic times........... We fund it and all were loyal to the empire....... It seems that one member of your little rebellion gained access and printed the story......... Still to show our might we blew them all up........... Or so it seemed....... Hmm it seems that you are correct and that Lt Robiwan was supplied with the wrong target information........... Nevermind clone troopers are now on the scene slaughtering those that dare riot against us.......... This little uprising is being squash as i speak.................. And the Galactic Times will bow before us again!!!!! Foolish kid......... Your ship has been targetted so you wont get anywhere near or ships........ And should i choose to let you live and join us you will be search and taken to an ISD by one of our ships and not your rusty old ship........ *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 Still to show our might we blew them all up........... Or so it seemed....... Hmm it seems that you are correct and that Lt Robiwan was supplied with the wrong target information........... OOC: Best comment yet!!! :-D Quote
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