"The Tie Army Wants YOU"

[Scouty]

Captured or destroyed!?! Then why am I here? Why are there rebels still runing around? Has your net have an open hole, I would certainly think so. Can't catch a space caterpiller.

[EXO-CHAMP]

"The editor" must be in Vaders pocket.

Which either makes him corrupt... or very small.. ;-)

[Vader]

Lord *vader* to Rebel scum................

Ahhh how you rebels forget........... We have destroyed and captured alot of rebels over the years........

Some of you have been lucky and escaped our grasp....... But that wont last forever......

When we capture you i shall do to you the same as what i did to the rebel joevig and his invisable brother.....

Or maybe your fate will be the same as theirs................

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*vader*

[Zarkan]

Behold the proof of my statement, Vader:

Your former employes are now back in the news buisness. :-P

[Starwars4J]

Don't you just love propaganda? First if the Empire treats aliens so poorly, why are ONLY humans in that picture, and why is it only written in Basic? Secondly, this "massive" protest was on ONE world, not 735, and it was led by the Rebels, and quickly ended by us.

What lengths you won't go to in order to disrupt peace...

[Vader]

I find your pathetic attempt at stirring trouble amusing................

This novice paper of yours and the lies within will not work............ The Galactic Times staff or whats left of them work for the good of the empire..........

Your rebel propaganda will fail just as easily as your ships and resistance do.............

Even now your greatest loss is upon you and you cant even see it...........

*vader*

[DoubleT]

He..................... is out there..............

[Vader]

Yes i am......................

And i am ready...............

[DoubleT]

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[Scouty]

Nice new paper there Grievous. How would YOU know that there is only humans in there? There could be just as many aliens as well! Why is it in basic? Well, that is just a copy of the paper in Basic so you crazy Imperials can read it. You wont even read any other form of language. Als, "quickly" ended? After you Imperial slugs got there, it took you about 5 hours to get us outta there.

(Which side is DT on, I forgot X-D )

[Zarkan]

Well, that is just a copy of the paper in Basic so you crazy Imperials can read it

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Very true. The Protector's staff have used protocal droids to transalate their paper into nearly 13000 languages already, with 20000 more on the way. Next issue will be in nearly 200000 languages, and each issue will continue to be printed into more. ;-)

First if the Empire treats aliens so poorly, why are ONLY humans in that picture

There were aliens in tha picture, you just can not see them due to the picture being so small (and due to the Imperial's poor eyesight). X-D

this "massive" protest was on ONE world, not 735, and it was led by the Rebels, and quickly ended by us.

:-D You really make me laugh. This protest was on the news in nearly 137 sectors, and we and all the people watching the news witnessed protests on Bothwai, Corusant, Naboo, Bespin, Upatou, Kayshak, and hundreds of other systems. You Imperials really know how to twist a story.... :-|

The Galactic Times staff or whats left of them work for the good of the empire..........

But, the people who made this paper are not your staff anymore, although they used to be. And, if you think I made this paper, then you are really not keeping track of us Rebels. I was on Mufastar picking up some cooled molten metal when this came out, and I picked up a copy via my computer.

This novice paper of yours and the lies within will not work............

Says the guy who married even though he was a Jedi and kept the secret from his own master. And, this is not my paper, for the last time. And how is it novice? If so, then your paper is complete crud! X-D The Rebels also have been very nice to the public by giving it out for free, unlike you Imperial scum that charge 12 credits for your trashy propagandic tabloid. Our paper is already in its 97 print run! And, we have recieved many donations from hundreds of rich readers who thank us for a truthful and, for once, pro TRUE peace newspaper, unlike your Galactic "Slimes." ;-)

Edit: Hey, Grinko. Nice to see another alien friendly buisness out there. Are you interested in joining the Rebels? Because we could put some buisness out there for you. We have been experimting with inexpensive forms of attack vehicles, and modified landspeeders are one of them. We could buy some from you if you join us! (We WILL pay for them, not just steal them and kill you like the Empire will.) ;-)

[Guest The editor]

Bah.. Your propaganda paper wont work rebel we know the truth about you :-P ;-)

[Robiwan]

Lt Robiwan to Lord *vader*

My lord I'm back from my mission to kill teh rebel "The Kid". After days of hunt he met a group of rebel ships in the near of camino. They would to attack our clonetroops produktion. I gave the oder to attack this rebel ships and we had all destroyed with a minimal own damage. So the rebel "The Kid" must be dead!!

I wait for new order my lord.

Lt Robiwan out

[Vader]

Lord *vader* to Lt Robiwan...............

Good work Lt.......... You have done well.......... Make your way to Admiral 4J's ISD there you will refuel and be given new orders by myself or the Admiral............

Let me know when you arrive............

*vader*

[Zarkan]

*Rolls on the floor laughing*

:-D That is about the lamest attempt at making a news story I have ever seen! You actually printed a story that I was a Gungan? Man, Now I can confirm that the Galactic Slime is purely tabloid garbage. X-D

BTW, want proof that I am human? Here.

That was me in my young teen years, 13 years ago. ;-) (OOC: that's really me, on my birthday in Januarry of this year)

You Imperials are really lame, as well as complete gossipers. X-D

Edit: You knew I would report this to the news, didn't you? ;-)

I heard this ones a real sell out. ;-)

[Sir Dillon]

Wow, these rebels are really improving on their lying. 8-

[Zarkan]

*Sigh* and I suppose you believe the Imperial dogs that I am a Gungan..... :-|

Poor poor gulible soul, believing the trash the Galactic "Slimes" puts out.... X-D

[Vader]

Lord *vader* to Dillon.............

Ahhhh Dillon......... Its been a long time since you last reported in...........

You are correct about these rebel dogs........... Since the Emperor took over the galaxy has been more peaceful than ever........

No tell me Dillon have you completed your mission?.................... If so are you ready for reasigment?.......

*vader*

[EXO-CHAMP]

Actually it's only the Imperial henchmen that hide their ugly mugs with masked helmets.

All the more reason to suspect that THEY actually are Gungan!!!

[Scouty]

But was it not that your Emperor created the Clone Wars bringing the galaxy to pieces of ruble?

[Starwars4J]

You mean our Emperor who heroically ended the Clone wars, bringing an end to the Separatists, and reuniting our Galaxy in peace and prosperity? Our Emperor who has saved the Galaxy from the corruption of the Old Republic government, and corrupt Jedi?

[Scouty]

The jedi are not corrupt. They are peacemakers. You Imperial slimebags are corrupt and powerhungry.

[Starwars4J]

They betrayed the republic, tried to assassinate our Emperor, and used their powers in an entirely inappropriate manner, to win a war, is that how "peacemakers" use their powers? Assassination, betrayal, and death?

[Scouty]

The emperor betrayed the republic! He took it down and called it an Empire! He took down all of our democracy, freedom. The clones are the betrayers to the jedi, who trusted them. I can hardly think that they are bad, they've been here for nearly thousands of years and rid the galaxy of the evil, vile Sith! They are keepers of the peace, not warriors.

[Starwars4J]

IF they were not warriors, the very blades of the Old Republic, why did they take up arms so quickly? Why did they lead the clones into battle? Why did they attack the Emperor? You say he betrayed the Galaxy, but you forget the chaos of the Old Republic, ruled by corrupted beurocrats only out to line their own pockets. He saved our Galaxy. Do you forget the thunderous applause from the holovids of the Emperor declaring the new age? Do you forget the rejoycing? The quick demise of the separatists that were tearing out society apart?

And now you rebels seek to do the same thing, try to threaten our security, and tear us apart again. This will not be allowed. You will not succeed where your droid counterparts failed. Our clones did not die and suffer for you to come along and wreck everything that had been built.