Zarkan Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 Just stopped on Naboo, and I found my name in the paper again! ;-) Oh, I love the smell of victory..... :-P Quote
Sir Dillon Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 Victory? How does making up a papar make you victorious? Quote
Starwars4J Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 1. The Empire has no Star Destroyer by that name. 2. That picture is clearly manipulated. 3. There's no way a couple of snubfighters could bring down a Star Destroyer. Next thing you'll tell us that a single A-wing can take down a Star Destroyed by itself! Next time you try to make things up to make yourselves feel significant, at least put some effort into it. Quote
Zarkan Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 1. Not from what I have seen in your logs (the logs I hacked into). 2. It may look that way, but many of your pictures do as well. And don't let me get started on that picture of that Video game you used as a main picture in the Galactic "Slimes".... :-| 3. Snub fighters? Couple? When they ment small fleet, they meant about 10 X-wings, 7 Y wings, and 4 Assault Gunboats. That hardly is a couple, and they are not snub fighters, especially compared to your lousy tie fighters. X-D As usuall, you denied the whole thing, Imperial dogs. I never expected you to tell or believe the truth about our victory, but many of the average and upperclass citizens do. I have heard the Preserver staff sold nearly 17000000 copies over telecom and in print just today. Pretty darn good, if I do say myself.... ;-) Deny it all you want, 4J and Dillion, but we Rebels never will fall for your lies and cowardly excuses. You shall fall..... >:-) Grevious, For the Rebels! Quote
Starwars4J Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 So twenty-one fighters? An Imperial-Class Star Destroyer carries: * 9,700 ground troops * 72 starfighters (6 squadrons = 1 wing) o 4 TIE fighter squadrons o 1 TIE interceptor squadron o 1 TIE bomber squadron * 20 AT-AT walkers * 30 AT-ST walkers * 10 AT-PT walkers * 8 Lambda-class shuttles * 15 stormtrooper transports * 5 assault gunboats * Skipray Blastboats * Gamma-class assault shuttles And there are well over 25,000 Imperial Star Destroyers in the core fleet alone. Quote
Scouty Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Good thing we knocked out your hangars first. Hey! I'm in the newspaper! I never even knew! What use is 9,200 ground troops, 10 At-Pts, 30 At-Sts, and 20 AT-ATs good against fighters in space? You just make them float there and suffocate. (Still SW4J, everybody knows that the movies are documentories, geese :-P ) Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 An Imperial-Class Star Destroyer carries:bla, bla, bla... And they were all in the cafeteria.... :-D Quote
mutley777 Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 more pictures here to prove it is true!! Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Guess they shouldn't have plugged in the vacuum cleaner and the coffee machine at the same time. ;-) Quote
Vader Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Lord *vader* to Empire............ All troops do not worry about the lies these rebels spread............ They can do little harm to the empire........ The imposter paper has been crudley put together by a gungan wannabe............. A gungan that once tried to get into basic Empire flight school and then decided to join the rebels......... His laughable claims to being a jedi made me laugh for the first time since i slaughterd my last jedi........ His feeble attempts and claims will not work and soon his gungan head will hang from the front of my SD..... As for the last image shown this was taken from a Empire training school for Admirals........ Its shown to Admirals as a warning on what can happen when flying to close to an electrical field......... How these rebels got it will require more investigation but it matters not............ *vader* Quote
Zarkan Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 The imposter paper has been crudley put together by a gungan wannabe.............A gungan that once tried to get into basic Empire flight school and then decided to join the rebels......... His laughable claims to being a jedi made me laugh for the first time since i slaughterd my last jedi........ His feeble attempts and claims will not work and soon his gungan head will hang from the front of my SD..... 1. You are brainless if you believe that I am a gungan. 2. I did NOT make this paper. Your former employes of the "Slimes" made it, and I had nothing to do with production. And, I am not a Gungan. 3. Um, where in blazes did you get that I entered Empire flight school? Hah! I wouldn't join your poorly trained pilots in a million years! Besides, if I really was a gungan, I would have been killed right on the spot! X-D 4. My master was killed, so I do not have anything more than basic Jedi skills. I am a beginer jedi, a former padiwan, and I am not a Gungan. 5. I AM NOT A GUNGAN!!!!!! :-| So overall, what a load of phooey your "master" has come up with, Imperial dogs. He is an insane, megelomaniac that only cares about himself and his cruel, alien hating master. He is PURE evil. >:-( The rest of you, my fellow rebels, would be wise to ignore whatever he says about me, the Preserver, or the rebels in general. He is a liar, and a pretty big and fat one, if I do say so myself. ;-) Quote
Vader Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 1. You are brainless if you believe that I am a gungan.2. I did NOT make this paper. Your former employes of the "Slimes" made it, and I had nothing to do with production. And, I am not a Gungan. 3. Um, where in blazes did you get that I entered Empire flight school? Hah! I wouldn't join your poorly trained pilots in a million years! Besides, if I really was a gungan, I would have been killed right on the spot! X-D 4. My master was killed, so I do not have anything more than basic Jedi skills. I am a beginer jedi, a former padiwan, and I am not a Gungan. 5. I AM NOT A GUNGAN!!!!!! :-| So overall, what a load of phooey your "master" has come up with, Imperial dogs. He is an insane, megelomaniac that only cares about himself and his cruel, alien hating master. He is PURE evil. >:-( The rest of you, my fellow rebels, would be wise to ignore whatever he says about me, the Preserver, or the rebels in general. He is a liar, and a pretty big and fat one, if I do say so myself. ;-) 1, You are a Gungan...... 2, There is no former employes of the Galactic Times!........... One rebel managed to change one edition that is all.......... I had a few members of staff killed to show the rest that they had to be more careful......... So your paper is pure fiction like those you claim that write for it....... 3, We have your application on file............ We knew you were a Gungan and allowed you to try out because the Emperor wanted to show your training video at the next senate meeting........... This was to be shown as entertainment for the senate.......... He knew that this would give all members a good laugh...... 4, You have no jedi skills what so ever............. Anyone that is strong with the force would be sensed by myself and i sense nothing in you............. 5, Yes you are!............. Their is only so many times you can claim not to be a Gungan............ But when i have your head all shall see that the Dark Lord speaks the truth.............. *vader* Quote
Scouty Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 3, We have your application on file............ We knew you were a Gungan and allowed you to try out because the Emperor wanted to show your training video at the next senate meeting........... This was to be shown as entertainment for the senate.......... He knew that this would give all members a good laugh...... *vader* Prove yourself, show us the transcript. If you don't your just a big....Phoney! Hey everybody! This guy's a big PHONEY! Quote
oo7 Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 Prove yourself, show us the transcript. If you don't your just a big....Phoney! Hey everybody! This guy's a big PHONEY! You could say that again, the Galactic Slimes prints a picture of just a normal gungan that looks like any old gungan, it proves absolutely nothing! If he they want to properly accuse one of our rebels of being a gungan they should at least get a relative picture. You see if anyone is here is a gungan, all the proof points to Vader himself! :-P Quote
Vader Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA............. Rebel dog you can beg all you want but only the Emperor gets to see that Gungan make a fool of himself......... 007 I find your attempts to prove im a gungan foolish.............. My history is well known.............. And if i was a gungan then i would be a gungan thats destroyed the jedi order and brought order to the galaxy............... You are welome to call me a gungan when i put my lightsabre through you................ *vader* Quote
Kikuichimonji Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 My Lord, it looks like the diversion worked. The rebels believe they have destroyed a Star Destroyer and are overconfident. I'd say we start an attack on Geonosis and free Grand Moff Yoda from their clutches. Quote
Vader Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 Lord *vader* to the Fett................. Fett the GM hasent been captured........... That was just a false rebel report......... The GM is here (encrypted) and he wis waiting for your arrival........... Once you get there he has a mission for you............. Hurry to him Fett as i need use of the GM and his SSD............. Lord *vader* to Dillon............ After a few days meditation i have decided to offer you the postion of General........... This postion ranks you high in the Tie Army, you have proven yourself with all your hard work on endor....... You will of course be given a SD to command fully manned and ready for any battle............... So do you accept?................. *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 So do you accept?................. I didn't know that Vader needed the accept of his pet dogs. Maybe he's loosing his touch? Quote
Vader Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 Rebel dog i only force promot when needed........... The Empire wishes its officers to be happy in their work................. And happy they are keeping the likes of you and your terrorist dogs on the run............... *vader* Quote
Guest The editor Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 The true galaxy paper has the breaking stories once again. Accept no propaganda paper. Quote
Zarkan Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 Man, for a newspaper, you have terrible grammar, Editor. By the way, you and all the Empire dogs are offically brainless. X-D Well, Exo champ, now we both have brainless titles made by brainless Imperial dogs (OOC: J/k). Doesn't really bother me, though. Take that, Imperial scum! ;-) Attention all rebels: I have decided I must take time to improve my basic Jedi skills, so I have decided to seek the traning of one of last Jedi masters in the universe. He was one of the 7 jedi that survived Order 66, and he has accepted me as his new student. He says I have high potential to become a great Jedi, but I still require much time to practice and learn new skills. So, I am offically taking a months hiatus and going to the planet he is on to train. (OOC: really, I only will be gone for a week in real time) Note though that I will be sending transmissions of my journal entries across the sectors (transmissions that can NOT be tracked) so the Imperial dogs can make themselves even more stupid by claiming they are false, and so the Rebels can keep track of my progress. Until later, my Rebel friends. ;-) Grevious, beginner jedi and human pilot, out. Quote
Vader Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 Yawn........... Jedi?.................... How many more wannabe jedis must i kill.................... *vader* Quote
EXO-CHAMP Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 Every time you kill one, another will take his place. You can never win Darth... Quote
The Kid Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 Number 7, huh? Heh. TK OOC: What does OOC mean? Quote
Scouty Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 #5. I'm wanted X-D . oo7, I meant the papers Vader has of Grievous, if he has them, why not show us them, it's not like they'd be any use to us, just show that Vader is actually isn't lying. Quote
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