Luigi Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 ***Using new protocoles for cooperation 3.5.2.0 from the ambassad system Mr. Phes I always thought that Pirates Ships deserved a better place in this galaxy. Besides I feel in you the strange power of the Schwartz (which is not at all a primitive power, whatever may say the Empire) growing and growing. You could reach my Army of Ties, I have 3 or 4 galleons in my space garage and they wait for somebody to fix them ! You and I would control the galaxy and strike this stupid empire (which changed in a strange way their emperor ..... I think it just could be a coup d' Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission - YUB YUB coded* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My Lord, I don't think its really wise to set so many targets at once - Our fleet is still in reconstruction after these Gungans Flight incidents... Those creature are as clumsy as they're stupid!!!! Because my new mystery recruit is worthy and well trained, I will dispatch some of my fleet at his command!!! We both have our main target or TAWT!!!!!! its that italo french mocking fellow!!!!! He soon will have the pleasure of your mighty choke my Lord. I am confident that Ed will soon find this Rebel Sarg!!!!! Rogue leader out. *end of hysterical YUB YUB jamming* Quote
snefroe Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 G... this new kid on the block really has an attitude problem.... at least the old emperor shared the love for donuts with millions of people, but this new character ... HE STOLE MAN U!!!!!!!! He should be stopped, before he becomes too strong... he even might take over Eurobricks... Perhaps all the other beings should form an alliance... Quote
Luigi Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Snefroe1 ! Join the camp of the Justice, where things are not made by behind. Let you overcome with the Schwartz ... the Schwartz is the future of Humanity ! Time has come to finish with this old Empire in ruins ... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My Lord, I have unveiled the mystery of that Luigi Character: his real name is Lonestar, and comes from the planet "Spaceballs" situated far beyond the outer rim - he surely is with his strange beast called Barf (what a real nasty creature). My Lord, I deeply feel that those rebells are forging a deep alliance whose only goal is the crushing of our magnificent and glorious Empire. My Lord, may I suggest that those $$$$$ made from the slob transaction are used right away to create more clones and ties for our army - I suggest a new implantation on planet -------------------- (security obliged) where the labour is cheap, real cheap!!!! Still no signs as of now on that location of my assigned TAWT!! Rogue Leader out. *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Quote
languages Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 I own you 'languages'... Only things that are good and true own me.....apart from my lego minifigures, there plotting against me.......... Ed I thought you were meant to be a good Bounty hunter.... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My lord, One of our informant have seen a strange white flying bus with red stripes - I'm positive this is my TAWT!!!! All my fleet on red alert and moving toward the target!!! Will report soon my Lord. Lord Vader out. *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Quote
eDeevo Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 I own you 'languages'... Only things that are good and true own me.....apart from my lego minifigures, there plotting against me.......... Ed I thought you were meant to be a good Bounty hunter.... I am 'good & true' ... and I think my minifigs are plotting against you as well... They like to plot... :-D Also, I can be a 'Good Bounty Hunter' as long as the price is right... ;) Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Rogue Leader to Lord Vader, My Lord, our informant just sent us a pic of that weird bus: How can that piece of junk compete with our Ties??? He shall be soon within your dark gloves!!! Rogue Leader out. *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Quote
snefroe Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 you think these pittyfull toy soldiers are any match to the combined fleet of the alliance? wot a joke!! one captain is more involved in picking up donuts for lunatic emperor; another one only has these gungans or whatever to fight and together they're not even capable of keeping one rebel into custody i'm thinking of redrawing from battle, 'cause there's really no honour in defeating this crappy emperor and his even crappier fleet of flying metal scrap... why should i help Sarq and the others? they can take out the emp with their eyes closed :P Quote
Luigi Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 ***Communication with Planet Druidia begins King of Planet Druidia my plans worked perfectly, I attracted them in this part of the galaxy, by making them believe that they would make a lunch of my old-fashioned-ship. I see that all your X-wings are here and yes yes the Corellian Corvette I asked especially for ... It sounds good. According to me they'll be ready to arrive in 2 luminic hours, enough to prepare a little arrive meeting *devil* Alert all the pilots and say Mister_phes to land on his "Victoria Queen" admiral ship. I want the corvette to be ready for my instructions, I'll take place when I'll arrive. Make the secret weapon ready for the B plan. Let the battle begin ! End of transmission. *** Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Rogue Leader to Lord Vader, I have excellent news my Lord, those Rebels lead by Lonestare aka Luigi are really thinking of luring my sqadrons into a trap!!! Good, Good!!! Listen my Lord to an edited part of their transmission: "...my plans worked perfectly, I attracted them in this part of the galaxy, by making them believe that they would make a lunch of my old-fashioned-ship..." My Lord, have the Death Star positionned to aim at Planet Druidia. I will need the death star laser beam initiated on my command. Rogue leader out. *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Quote
Luigi Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 *** Beginning of full-encrypted conversation to Mrs. Liae Solo Mother, You know I've always been attached to make this empire fall. Today is the day. I just sent a non-coded message to the King of a deserted planet to attract Death Star where all empire's stuff is. I think I fooled them but I'm not sure completly. If not all I've done so far will be for nothing and I pray you to forgive me. When they'll come I will make the Planet explode, which will kill all living form within 5 luminic years. (I checked and there are NO cats as I know you wouldn't like one to be killed) Please pray for me, if I'm not here within 5 days it's that your son will be dead. Kiss Yob End of carefully-coded transmission with Mrs. Liae Solo*** Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My Lord, we are still on our way to planet Druidia, but I have a bad feeling about this. I have just intercepted a coded transmission - this junk bus have a great jamming system!!!!!!! After all, this all might be a trap my Lord!!! A non coded message to give their loocation quickly followed by a coded transmission... That Lonestar wanted me (and us) to hear the first non coded transmission. Weird considering the fact that they have the possibility to jam any transmission... Awaiting your orders my Lord... *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Quote
Darth_Ewok Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My Lord, we are still on our way to planet Druidia, but I have a bad feeling about this. I have just intercepted a coded transmission - this junk bus have a great jamming system!!!!!!! After all, this all might be a trap my Lord!!! A non coded message to give their loocation quickly followed by a coded transmission... That Lonestar wanted me (and us) to hear the first non coded transmission. Weird considering the fact that they have the possibility to jam any transmission... Awaiting your orders my Lord... *YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB YUB * xwingyoda? why are you saying my word? Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Yes this is most intersting... maybe xwing is tired of yoda and wants to move on to other creatures and take their ideas :-D (just a thought) Wait... He could be honoring your greatness, Lord Ewok..... Wait, why the heck am i saying that *wacko* Quote
Darth_Ewok Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Yes this is most intersting...maybe xwing is tired of yoda and wants to move on to other creatures and take their ideas :-D (just a thought) Wait... He could be honoring your greatness, Lord Ewok..... Wait, why the heck am i saying that *wacko* Yes, honor my greatness, BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD! Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 :-D :-D AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Ewoks attack!!! gliders move out... Catapults fire from the ground!!!! Prepare to take out a whole fleet of ties before they can get us!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Our new jewok warriors will destroy you!!! :-D :-D Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Agggghhhhh......I go off to inspect our cloning factorys and when i come back i find that more Rebels have sprung up. The Death Star now has the planet Druidia in its sights and im happy to report to my master that on the way here we destroyed that stupid Mega Maid, do not worry about the state of our Ties my pilots we have far more than these rebels suspect. I have dispatched a squad of Tie Bombers to Endor, they have a large shippment of alderaan fleas on board and soon endor and the ewoks will be covered in them. That should keep them quite for a while. Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 HA HA HA HA Let all who oppose us witness the death of Druidia!!!!! Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 *secret code activated* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, That was a shacky ride my Lord!!!!! The blast was magnificent!!!!!!! However, that Luigi still managed to escape - the shwartz is strong with this one!!!!!!!! I guess its back to hunting season my Lord. Good, be sure to wash completely and quaranteen those Bombers once they shed their flees on those yub yubs- no need to have our pilots infested!!!!!!! Rogue leader out. Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 All ships will be scrubbed from top to bottom rogue leader, our ties even captured this photo of an infested ewok. He ended up scratching himself so much that hes now in a coma. Quote
Luigi Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 *** Yub Yub coding found a dead admiral from the B-Squadron This is not FAIR mister Vader and you'll pay for it ! You perfectly knew that 8'30 was the time for the tea and you took advantage of the situation. How dare you ? A good for a wrong I learned that 75% of your squadrons died in the explosion of Druidia, I think you are going to run out of them *devil* And the new ewok organisation I just joined doesn't need a lot of time to have you destroyed if I help them. However I'm not pleased with them, I could maybe be a mole for you (not under your orders of course I demand a co-commanding of this operation) End of Yub Yub transmission *** Quote
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