Money! I'll get money! Yeah!!!

[ApophisV]

Okay, I deleted some messages from my email account today and found those mails: (Some might remember my first posting of one of those mails)

Wesley Demba

Director of Investment,

National Privatization commitee.

Dear Sir,

SUBJECT: ASSISTANCE.

I am the director of Investment, National Privatization commitee attached to the Federal Ministry of Communications in the Nigerian Government and more importantly, an associate of the Former Minister of communications in the Nigerian Government, Chief Haruna Elewi Who passed on a few days ago after a brief illness.

Before his illness I had been responsible for handling his bussiness/finances as the code of conduct for serving ministers would not allow him to do so.

I am presently in a position to transfer a considerable amount of funds to a party that may be willing to work with me.

The funds were acquired from deliberately over-invoiced sales of most of the federal government agencies and parastatals under the ministry if communications, notably NITEL(Nigerian Telecummunications Plc) that was recently sold to foriegn investors.

The funds need to be transferred out of my commitee's account due to audit of accounts that is bound to be embarked upon soon, as a result of his untimely death.

I have made proper arrangement/documentation to actualise our aim and are soliciting that you help us to receive the fund in trust.

We cannot complete this transaction smoothly without the participation of a foreign partner who would provide an account where the funds could be lodged, since the source of the funds is related with foreign contracts and payments.

Since it may be not be wise to divulge detialed information, it may help if you can indicate your interest and leave a phone number or email me for further advise. I may also supply a phone number where you may reach me.

There is no risk involved on your part in this transaction since a serving director and I have perfected all modalities to have a smooth transaction.

Percentages accruable to each party is negotiable.

I look forward to your response.

Regards

Wesley Demba

  Dear friend,

  Compliments of the day to you and your family! This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please consider it as fate and accept it with a deep sense of humility. I came to know of you in my private search for a reliable and trust-worthy person to whom I can entrust my last wish.

  My name is Jose A. Martinez; I am a 64 years old man, I am Cuban currently residing in Dubai. I was formerly living in Cuba and served under Castro's government but had to run into self exile after the ruling Government of Fidel Castro closed in on my family on accusations of anti-government statements, I was once married with two children but my family could not escape before the deadly hands of Castro's goons fell on them.

  l did make a lot of money serving Castro and I have been a merchant here in Dubai dealing in Ornamentals, Oriental Carpets and Artifacts and life was very smooth for me until about three(3) years ago when I was first diagnosed of Cancer of the Larynx. Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I lived for, I never really cared about other values in life. But since the loss of my family and hometown, I have found a new desire to assist helpless families. I have been helping orphans in orphanage/motherless homes. I have once donated some money to orphans in war ravaged Eritrea, Somalia, Sudan and some East European Countries.

  Before I became ill, I kept $ 8.5 Million (Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in a long-term deposit vault of a Security/Finance Company and I didn't state any next of kin when the money was deposited and if I died without stating any the money will automatically go into the coffers of the Security Company and I don't want this to happen.

  I am contemplating leaving the hospital to seek alternative oriental medi-care in an acupuncture clinic, I have been undergoing treatment for Oesophageal Cancer at the hospital and I am still here without any improvement. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations.

  Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you if you can to help me collect the deposit and distribute it amongst charity organizations and most especially in aid of the victims of the recent disastrous Asian Tsunami. Use your judgment to distribute the money and feel free to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any cost you incur during the process of collecting and distributing the money to charity organizations.

  Please do not bother to respond to this message if you are not in a position to take up this responsibility and to ensure that my last wishes are carried out sincerely to the betterment of humanity. I am going to send you vital documents to back up my claims and I am willing to offer you a reward If you are willing to help, please reply as soon as you can on my alternate email address:

  (jamtinez51@pcpostal.com ). Looking forward to hearing from you soonest. Regards, J. A Martinez

Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation,

Lagos-Nigeria

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am the Treasury Controller, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation [NNPC] and a close associate of the immediate past Minister of Petroleum Resources.

The Minister has mandated me to transfer the sum of US$88millions Recovered from over-invoiced contracts involving the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation [NNPC] into several private accounts in Europe and United States. A total sum of US$68,000,000.00 has been transferred before the Emergence of this present Civilian Administration, leaving the balance of US$20,000,000.00.I have made proper arrangement/documentation to transfer the balance which is retained in a coded account of the NNPC with the Central Bank of Nigeria. We are soliciting that you help us to receive the fund in trust.

We Cant complete this transaction smoothly without the participation of a foreign partner who would provide an account where the funds could be lodged. Since it is a contract payment, the funds must be remitted to a foreign account. The remittance of the funds requires little documentation. There is no risk involved on your part in this transaction since the Former Minister and I have covered this transaction with adequate contract and external credit documents from the beginning.

What we require from you by e-mail are via:

{i} Acceptance letter of this offer

{ii} Your company name/Address and confidential

Telephone and fax numbers

{iii} Convincing Honesty, Trustworthiness and Willingness to abide by the requirements of this proposal paramount of which is CONFIDENTIALITY. We have agreed that you will retain 30% of the entire US$20,000,00 0.00 for your effort in this transaction, 60% for us partners here in Nigeria and the remaining 10% will be used for defrayal of incidental cost in the course of this transfer.

Please reply urgently by e-mail as we expect that the transaction will not take more than ten working days. And please note that this transaction must be top secret.

Best regards,

Dr Nelson Douglas

(Treasury Controller NNPC)

private email address: johnsonnigeria@yahoo.com

Treasury Controller

Greetings,

My name is Mr Daniel Adams of credit and foreign bills of Magnum Trust Bank Plc.

I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of my bank with account number is 14-255-2004/utb/t who perished in a plane crash (Korean Air Flight 801) with the whole passengers aboard on August 6, 1997.

Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as none has come to claim his funds of usd.15.5M (Fifteen million five hundred thousand united states dollars)which has been with my branch for a very long time.

On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin. And the banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than eight years, because money will be recalled to the bank treasury as unclaimed after this period.

In view of this I got your contact through a trade journal after realizing that your name and country is similar to the deceased. I will give you 30% of the total.Upon the receipt of your response, I will send you by fax or e-mail the application, bank's fax number and the next step to take.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free and that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer can be finalized within five banking days, after you apply to the bank as a relation to the deceased. When you receive this letter.

Kindly send me an e-mail to signify your interest including your private Tel/Fax numbers for quick communication and processing this transaction.

Yours faithfully,

Mr Daniel Adams.

PRESIDENT & C.E.O

DEAR:SIR/Madam

This business proposal to you is strictly confidential, with due respect and wish you can see it as a plea to save my entire family. Despite that, I am constrained to write you this letter because of the urgency of it.

I am Mrs. Alice Kobe, the wife of late Brigadier -Gen.Maxwell Kobe former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER [West African peacekeeping force in Sierra Leone] who died in the Sierra Leone civil disturbance [War]. My three daughters and I are trapped in obnoxious custom and traditional norms.

We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my late husband's family, simply because I did not bear a male child [heir apparent] for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband had, [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family, myself to be remarried by his immediate younger brother which I vehemently refused.

They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank particular seized by them. Efforts to escape to the United State of America [uSA} with my children on exile, again they conspired and seized my international passport and other travelling documents to further frustrate me.

Thank God, two weeks ago, I received Key Text Code from a Security/Finance Company abroad, that my late husband deposited U.S $45.5 Million cash with this company courtesy of those that still has the fear of God. It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone, a foreigner like you to help me receive/secure these funds overseas in a reliable bank Account (presumably an empty Bank Account, if available) and to help invest it on our behalf as well, while we find a way of getting out to meet with you in your country.

These funds are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE" with the Security Company to avoid detection, seizure or diversion. I have had several telephone discussions with the Assistant Director of the security/Finance company, who has express willingness to help me on meeting the company's demands. This is why I have contacted you to help save my children and I, receive these funds on our behalf. But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help me, you would not divert the funds. My children and I have resolved to give you 30% of the total sum. This is all my children and I have got to live on.

Please, I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint me. kindly get back to me through my alternative email address (alicekob@islandmail.cc). I look forward to your urgent response, including your private phone/mobile No and also your fax no. 

NB: The secret codes (e.g Pin No., Secret Access Code) for this fund

are safely kept with the Finance/Security home.

Stay blessed.

ALICE KOBE

Can anybody give me an axe or a gun? *devil*

[Darth_Ewok]

hehe :-D

[eDeevo]

There's something awfully familiar about those e-mails you have received.... me thinks you are not the only one to have received them ;)

Life is Good.

[Vader]

Ive had most of those to, boy do they get annoying after awhile. >:(

[Jipay]

I had none so far : only pills and medicaments, not to mention those useless penis enlargment :D The funny fact about the amil you received is that they make no sense in term of finance :^D

[Vader]

Ive had some really funny ones to like how to make your bodily fluid fly further ;) and how to satisfy your women more times a night, if anyone wants these contact details i would be happy to pass them along :-D ;)

[eDeevo]

I keep getting free offers like a free computer from Dell, a $500 gift certificate to Baskin-Robbins (man thats a lotta Ice Cream :') ), and others...the only catch is I have to sign up for "great" offers and buy DVDs, CDs, magazines, or other things... and give my credit card number... I wish I wasn't so skeptical...

Life is Good.

[Vader]

Go on sign up now!!!! im sure they wont take any money from you account, i mean why would they :-D ;)

[eDeevo]

true, if they just want a ZCredit Card number, it must just be for verification purposes only... *wacko*

[Vader]

Heres one i had this morning:

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[Jipay]

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It is funny because yesterday I received this :

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[Lord Thrawn]

I get adds for 'discreet overnight pharmacy' and v14gr4!!111!!one!1

I get these sometime too.

[erikutt]

Yeah i got one yesterday, i won the 3 prize in a lottery and well uhm they said i lived in sout africa so im not really sure what thy wanted, i altso usualy recive mails from FreeCondoms.com :P

Erik

[Sarg_Kulo]

I got a check for 1m in the post. Shame about the "VOID VOID VOID" on the top :D

EDIT: My 1000th post

[Centaur]

The only ones I get are the enlargement ones, and free viagra, after paying for a susbscription to "Sex, unscripted". Anyone get any different ones?