Dannylonglegs Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 How did Lil Long legs dodge all my blows? My whole robot is literally about being fast and better against big bots... It might have been the fact that your bot is short. And mine... Has long legs. ~Insectoid Aristocrat Quote
Umbra-Manis Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 EXP-0913 dodged almost everything I threw at it! Thank you MKJoshA for smashing that slippery customer! Quote
SpacerSteve Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 I love these battles. Super epic fight between Bigger Sal and Black Ivan! Ivan is our only hope now. Quote
LucByard Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 Gutted. I lost to a head in a box. Clearly, the mech with biggest head won.... I shall not cry. Rooting for Black Ivan now while I adjust to a life where Tiptoe never faced Lil' Longlegs. : ) Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 Results for the Semi Finals of the Mech Wrestling! Big Head Mech versus Black Ivan Round 1 Big Head Mech Integrity: 20 Black Ivan Integrity: 20 Big Head Mech wins the toss. Big Head Mech attacks with a Roundhouse Kick(13) but Black Ivan dodges(23) the blow. Black Ivan attacks with a Spinning Side Kick(11) but Big Head Mech dodges(18) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a (10) and hits(9) Black Ivan, dealing 1 damage! Black Ivan attacks with a Scorpion Kick(18) but Big Head Mech dodges(22) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Haymaker Punch(13) but Black Ivan dodges(18) the blow. Black Ivan attacks with a Thunderclap Strike(9) but Big Head Mech dodges(21) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Double Front Kick(13) and hits(9) Black Ivan, dealing 4 damage! Black Ivan attacks with a 540 Spinning Hook Kick(15) and hits(13) Big Head Mech, dealing 2 damage! Big Head Mech attacks with a Front Leg Axe Kick(12) but Black Ivan dodges(17) the blow. Black Ivan attacks with a Sambo Casting Punch(13) and hits(8) Big Head Mech, dealing 5 damage! Big Head Mech attacks with a Ridge Hand Strike(12) but Black Ivan dodges(23) the blow. Black Ivan attacks with a Cartwheel Kick(23) and hits(6) Big Head Mech, dealing 17 damage! Black Ivan wins!! (0-15) Result: Black Ivan wins by 1 to 0 Blastoise versus Lil\' Longlegs Round 1 Blastoise Integrity: 20 Lil\' Longlegs Integrity: 20 Lil\' Longlegs wins the toss. Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Stomp Kick(21) and hits(8) Blastoise, dealing 13 damage! Blastoise attacks with a Eagle Strike(8) but Lil\' Longlegs dodges(12) the blow. Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Eagle Claw(17) and hits(7) Blastoise, dealing 10 damage! Lil\' Longlegs wins!! (0-20) Result: Lil\' Longlegs wins by 1 to 0 Congratulations to the winners! Quote
MKJoshA Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 Yikes! Blastoise didn't stand a chance! Do we have a match to decide 3rd place between Big Head Mech and Blastoise? Quote
Big Sal Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 Yeah, that will happen along with the final tomorrow Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 (edited) Gutted. I lost to a head in a box. Clearly, the mech with biggest head won.... I shall not cry. Rooting for Black Ivan now while I adjust to a life where Tiptoe never faced Lil' Longlegs. :cry_sad: They can always beat each-other senseless in our dreams. Result: Lil\' Longlegs wins by 1 to 0 She's the lil' bot that could! And now it's down to the two bots considered to have "unfair advantages" It's as if this was planned to be the course from the beginning! If my personal opinion matters, I love "Black Ivan" and totally wouldn't be averse to fighting that sum-bum in the ring! Hawk vs. Long, Black Ivan vs. Lil' Longlegs, MANTIS vs. Octancorp, Night vs. Day, Chaos vs. Law, Grey vs. Gray, Robot vs. other Robot. The list of things vs. other things continues! I am very excited to have gotten this far. ~Insectoid Aristocrat Edited September 10, 2016 by Dannylonglegs Quote
SPIDER Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Utterly predictable... all is running with complete confidence Quote
Mr Greeble Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Utterly predictable... all is running with complete confidence Is there a point to any of this? Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Results for the Copper Medal play-off in the Mech Wrestling! Big Head Mech versus Blastoise Round 1 Big Head Mech Integrity: 20 Blastoise Integrity: 20 Blastoise wins the toss. Blastoise attacks with a Stretch Kick(13) but Big Head Mech dodges(15) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Sambo Casting Punch(11) and hits(10) Blastoise, dealing 1 damage! Blastoise attacks with a Crane Beak Strike(18) and hits(15) Big Head Mech, dealing 3 damage! Big Head Mech attacks with a Double Front Kick(22) and hits(19) Blastoise, dealing 3 damage! Blastoise attacks with a Push Kick(7) but Big Head Mech dodges(17) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Jumping Spinning Crescent Kick(22) and hits(20) Blastoise, dealing 2 damage! Blastoise attacks with a Butterfly Kick(7) but Big Head Mech dodges(15) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Twisting Kick(11) but Blastoise dodges(22) the blow. Blastoise attacks with a Spinning Back Fist(14) and hits(11) Big Head Mech, dealing 3 damage! Big Head Mech attacks with a Spinning Back Fist(17) and hits(14) Blastoise, dealing 3 damage! Blastoise attacks with a Oblique Kick(7) but Big Head Mech dodges(12) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Haymaker Punch(9) but Blastoise dodges(19) the blow. Blastoise attacks with a Bolo Punch(14) but Big Head Mech dodges(20) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Eagle Claw(18) but Blastoise dodges(21) the blow. Blastoise attacks with a Superman Punch(13) but Big Head Mech dodges(22) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Spinning Back Fist(21) and hits(16) Blastoise, dealing 5 damage! Blastoise attacks with a Crane Beak Strike(22) and hits(10) Big Head Mech, dealing 12 damage! Big Head Mech attacks with a Slap Kick(20) and hits(15) Blastoise, dealing 5 damage! Blastoise attacks with a 540 Spinning Hook Kick(5) but Big Head Mech dodges(18) the blow. Big Head Mech attacks with a Front Kick(14) but Blastoise dodges(17) the blow. Blastoise attacks with a Elbow Strikes(15) and hits(13) Big Head Mech, dealing 2 damage! Blastoise wins!! (0-1) Result: Blastoise wins the Copper Medal in Mech Wrestling! Congratulations to MKJoshA and Kawashita! Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Drat. I was rooting for you, Big Head Mech! Congrats, MKJoshA on winning third place! ~Insectoid Aristocrat Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Results for the Final of the Mech Wrestling! Black Ivan versus Lil\' Longlegs Round 1 Black Ivan Integrity: 20 Lil\' Longlegs Integrity: 20 Lil\' Longlegs wins the toss. Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Downward Roundhouse Kick(21) and hits(17) Black Ivan, dealing 4 damage! Black Ivan attacks with a Cross Punch(16) but Lil\' Longlegs dodges(16) the blow. Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Roundhouse Kick(16) and hits(13) Black Ivan, dealing 3 damage! Black Ivan attacks with a Eye Strike(21) and hits(12) Lil\' Longlegs, dealing 9 damage! Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Hook Punch(6) but Black Ivan dodges(17) the blow. Black Ivan attacks with a Scoop Kick(8) but Lil\' Longlegs dodges(10) the blow. Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Double Roundhouse Kick(21) and hits(11) Black Ivan, dealing 10 damage! Black Ivan attacks with a Elbow Strikes(8) but Lil\' Longlegs dodges(18) the blow. Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Butterfly Twist Kick(11) but Black Ivan dodges(20) the blow. Black Ivan attacks with a 540 Spinning Hook Kick(13) but Lil\' Longlegs dodges(17) the blow. Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Front Leg Axe Kick(6) but Black Ivan dodges(9) the blow. Black Ivan attacks with a Thumb Strike(16) and hits(11) Lil\' Longlegs, dealing 5 damage! Lil\' Longlegs attacks with a Spinning Back Kick(22) and hits(8) Black Ivan, dealing 14 damage! Lil\' Longlegs wins!! (0-6) Result: Lil\' Longlegs wins the Gold Medal in the Mech Wrestling! Congratulations to Dannylonglegs and Octan! Black Ivan wins the Mithril medal in in the Mech Wrestling! Congratulations to StarHawk3 and MANTIS! Quote
LucByard Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 (edited) Blastoise bowed as low as it could before the official while the magnetic medal was attached to its dented torso. The official moved on but Blastoise remained, unmoved, in place. It was the same for Black Ivan, taking one knee, eye floor-bound as if barely acknowledging the reward. As Lil’ Longlegs lowered his torso and took as similar pose as his design would allow, the significance had become clear. The gold medal firmly in place, the official backed away but Lil’ Longlegs maintained his respectful pose. A sombre whistle blew and each of the other competing mechs proceeded into the area accompanied by their operators… save for one. Some were worse for wear than others but all repaired to some working degree with one exception. Carried by the MANTIS entrants, the frame of Harmabot, unrepaired after a particularly hard-fought defeat, was brought in procession to the centre stage… It's operator absent, and laid before the podium. Each operator stood side-by-side in a line and held out a small glass containing some exotic liquid. Silence fell. No anthems were played, no flags were raised, celebrations for these hard-earned medals were stayed. A promise to fulfill, to a crowd stood still, by competitors unified in singular will Here no battles to fight, here no red, green or white, and here no displays of corporate might. But builders in arms, their respect they intend, to show, glasses raised, to their fallen friend. Edited September 11, 2016 by LucByard Quote
Professor Thaum Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! Well done Danny !!! GO OCTAN !!! Quote
MKJoshA Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Hurray! I'm so happy to at least have won 3rd! Thank you pombe for an honorable fight. May you win a medal in one of the other competitions. And thank you LucByard for your poem. Quote
StarHawk3 Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 Lil' Longlegs clearly had an unfair advantage in that fight! A mithril medal isn't all that bad though. I think it interesting that the only attacks from Lil' Longlegs that hit Ivan were kicks. Congrats Dannylonglegs and MKJoshA for medaling. I already can't wait to see the other races. Quote
Professor Thaum Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 Hem... er... Black Ivan defeated by a robotic chicken... Mwahahahahahaha such a shame and a roller coaster ride... Quote
pombe Posted September 14, 2016 Posted September 14, 2016 It was close, but I guess I made the wrong head big. Next time will be different. Congratulations, however, to all the winners! Quote
Professor Thaum Posted September 14, 2016 Posted September 14, 2016 The following !! the following ! Quote
Col. Brik Posted September 16, 2016 Posted September 16, 2016 At least I was defeated by a medal winner! Quote
Mr Greeble Posted September 16, 2016 Posted September 16, 2016 At least I was defeated by a medal winner! Same... Quote
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