Governor Mister Phes Posted May 16, 2005 Governor Posted May 16, 2005 Weird Al Yankovic recognised this many years ago and sung a song about it... Wannabe Stormtrooper gotta get off this planet Tatooine is such a hell hole Why the hell do I even bother? I ain't got no future here I probably spend the rest of my life here Fixing moisture evaporators for the townspeople Or repairing droids for pocket change Fending off the sand-people... poor sand-people... Look what they've been reduced to... i bet with a little education and a homeworld they could make something out their lives but nothing will ever get better here in grimy cuthole of space i should join The Empire i know there evil an all but they're a good kinda evil the uniforms are way cool and they get to travel and most of us dont And chicks dig Stormtroopers...big time their like...intergalactic rockstars stormtroopers get laid men, but not me if i want a little love, i got to hitch a ride to mos eisley 50 cents for a wookie prostitute 50 seconds pleasure and 50 years of regret...wookie love is pointless my life is pointless i gotta get ya of this planet Although some sources say that Kaia Gavere wrote it and The Anarchy Steering Committee performed it. I know not the truth. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 16, 2005 Governor Posted May 16, 2005 That picture confirms that the song is 100% true. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 To be kind of bad, I'm wondering why he has this urge to scratch himeself???? :-D He is a real lucky stormie ;) Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 17, 2005 Governor Posted May 17, 2005 That armour might not allow any room for expansion... And why he this Storm Trooper so lucky? It doesn't appear the wench has done anything useful for him. She's the lucky one since the Storm Trooper is allowing her in his prescence. Quote
little-green-man Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 I think she is licking the helmet... :P she doesn't even know where it has been :P Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 19, 2005 Governor Posted May 19, 2005 Some wenches are very strange and very stupid indeed, and this one that looks like a sun flower is no exception. Quote
Gamma Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 Look at that bulging crotch plate.. It wouldn't matter what he was.. ;) :oo G Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 5, 2005 Governor Posted June 5, 2005 Can't say I bother to look at male's crotches... But its whatever floats your boat I guess... Quote
Darth_Ewok Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 Look at that bulging crotch plate.. It wouldn't matter what he was.. ;) :oo G Ok, I am VERY disturbed right now... ... ok, not so much, but I agree with phes, I would prefer not to look at other people crotches. :-D Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 6, 2005 Governor Posted June 6, 2005 Crotch staring is undoubtedly a refined art praticed by some females, and the occassional male batting for both teams or strictly for the other team. Quote
Grievous Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 Uh,OK,i think what you guys are talking about is inappropriate. Funny pic!Stormies do know love. :oD Quote
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