little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Muwahahaha the furry little yub yubs from endor are starting to rebel against the ewokist tie army!!!!! They are also supported by the frog people (xwing, that means you are outcasted for joining the empire) But you might have a chance for redemption...... You must contact my master If you try and trow ties at us, our fleets of ewok gliders will over whelm you!!!! Our catapults will kill your pilots before they can get to their ships AND THE EWOKS WILL AMBUSH YOU IN THE FORESTS AND YOUR OWN SHIPS!!!!! We will sneak aboard and destroy you all..... :-D :-D I am only the second in command.... My lord does not wish to reveal his greatness at this time... Prepare to be obliterated TIE ARMY!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Darth_Ewok Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 And now the ewok lord calls for the death of the tie army! Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 Yes my lord, i will take action on this immediatly Colonel ewok, release the jewok warriors SEND THEM TO ATTACK!!!!!!!!! Also give them cover with gliders.... MOVE OUT NOW For any of you that don't know..... this is a jewok :-D :-D Quote
mega-robo-dude Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 General Grievous has joined you, his droids are anxious for battle against the tie army! They will not throw any ties at us! :^D :^D Quote
mega-robo-dude Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Dark Lord what is my first misson I will complete any mission, even in the face of defeat *twisted* Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 Our Lord has not revealed himself.... But i have spoken to him :oD :oD He says that Robo, your first mission is to attack the ties when they are on route to planet druidia, ready your fleet and depart immediatly *twisted* *twisted* Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Mega-robo why would you side with these pests??? join the dark side and you will become more powerful than you could possibaly imagine. Do not force me to order my ties to attack you, we have already destroyed General Grievous dont let the same happen to you. Quote
Luigi Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 After my missed try to destroy Death Star I demand to join your ewok's organisation. I have not a lot of things to bring, only but not least the Schwartz a free alternative to the monopoly of the Force. It's ameliorated and about 150% better than the Force.... They have to pay for what they've done ! Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 Possibley, I will have to consult my master before we take any course of action... I will p.m. you with the answer ;) Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 This is NONESENS!!!!!! Ewoks, you will soon serve as "yub yub burgers" and Yoda601 target practice for his new Bomber. I shall leave only ONE alternative - Join the dark side, join the Empire, join my Lord OR suffer breeding for food, there will be no escapes... This is my final offer, take it or else... Quote
DoubleT Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Pain, suffering, death I feel...................... So where is the painkillers? Oh yes... right.... Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering..... So be ready for the caos of the Dark Side & the Tie Army.... Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 We are not afraid. We are Confident that we will beat you. Your slobbering tie pilots will say "oh what a cute little yub yub" But by then it will be too late... You should be the ones who are afraid1! THE YUB YUB REBELLION WILL LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
mega-robo-dude Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 I have decided to quit the ewoks and to not to join any army yet :D Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 I have decided to quit the ewoks WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'( >:( >:( You are a betrayer! Ewoks, turn your catapults towards the droids!!!!!! *twisted* jewoks prepare to attack.... :D you will die My master will have to be informed of this at once Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 20, 2005 Governor Posted May 20, 2005 Well hurry up Ewoks... Wipe these Imperial wretches out so I have something to laugh at... Quote
eDeevo Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Clone Troops have been assembled & are ready for weapons & orders to destroy the Ewok race... Prepare to die Ewok scum... >:( Quote
yoda601 Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 GM Ed, turn your guns to stun, we need these Ewoks for their meat! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 23, 2005 Governor Posted May 23, 2005 Oh well... At least the Furry Yub Yubs gave it a shot... Quote
eDeevo Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 GM Ed, turn your guns to stun, we need these Ewoks for their meat! noted yoda601, guns will be set to stun before they are issued (can't trust those CLones to get anything right ;) )... Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 23, 2005 Governor Posted May 23, 2005 I lose track of who is on what side too easily... Quote
Darth_Ewok Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! the ewoks run in terror, but as the clones approach they ABMUSH THEM WITH BOWS AND ARROWS! many of the clones are killed, the rest flee before the approaching army of YUB YUBS! Quote
Vader Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Good i hope you return soon, as we always need more ewoks for our Yub Yub Burgers...... :-D Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 29, 2005 Governor Posted May 29, 2005 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!the ewoks run in terror, but as the clones approach they ABMUSH THEM WITH BOWS AND ARROWS! many of the clones are killed, the rest flee before the approaching army of YUB YUBS! This does not appear to be a promising sign for the vicitory of the Ewoks... Quote
Darth_Ewok Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!the ewoks run in terror, but as the clones approach they ABMUSH THEM WITH BOWS AND ARROWS! many of the clones are killed, the rest flee before the approaching army of YUB YUBS! This does not appear to be a promising sign for the vicitory of the Ewoks... It is very promising! The ewoks have began to invade the galaxy! using stolen ships hordes of ewoks are landing all over the galaxy, but as they are killed, THEIR NUMBERS GROW! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 9, 2005 Governor Posted June 9, 2005 The Ewoks rise again! But how do their number grow? Do they breed like rabbits or something? Quote
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