Oreo Personality Test

[WesternOutlaw]

Some of you may have seen this before. It's been out a few years, but worth sharing. By answering the following Oreo test, the answer will tell you what kind of personality you have. It's just a fun little thing to do that I thought I would share.

First, read the following and choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:

1. The whole thing all at once.

2. One bite at a time

3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.

4. In little feverous nibbles.

5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo's.

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Personality: DO NOT READ BEFORE SELECTING AN OPTION ABOVE

1. The whole thing:

This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time:

You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo's this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, butthat's ok, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.

You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit

4. Feverous Nibbles.

Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked.

Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.

You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.

You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. you are greedy, selfish,mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.

You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scalerestaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima dona. There's just no pleasing you.

[Siegfried]

10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo's.

No, I am not rich, never have been, and I prefer to eat at home. (My father grew up in Poland during WWII as a POW and came over to Australia and then worked 40 years as a Backhoe driver.) What's so good about Oreo's anyway? :-X If I want chocolate I'll eat some Cadburys or some from Belgium, and if I want a biscuit i'd prefer something like a kingston.

[Brickmaster]

I can tell my personality pretty well without seeing how I eat a little cookie - if anything this would better represent eating habits and weight! ;-)

Sorry for taking a for fun test, seriously :-$

[WesternOutlaw]

No, I am not rich, never have been, and I prefer to eat at home.

Sorry for taking a for fun test, seriously :-$

Boy, you guys sure are a barrel of laughs :-( . Come on now, this is just a silly little test. - and I thought I was the serious one around these parts.

[Brickmaster]

Boy, you guys sure are a barrel of laughs :-( . Come on now, this is just a silly little test. - and I thought I was the serious one around these parts.

:-D Well, it's late, and I was just on Yahoo answers, answering poor saps questions which should be common sense and knowledge, so I was in a serious, question answering mood hype X-D

If you really must know, my eating habit depends on my mood.. so really, I am quite a wide range of such numbers, but I havent had an oreo in probably a year, if I do say ;-)

[Batbrick]

Boy, you guys sure are a barrel of laughs :-( . Come on now, this is just a silly little test. - and I thought I was the serious one around these parts.

You were at one stage I think ;-)

I got:

3. Slow and Methodical.

You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit

Hmm, well I AM tidy and orderly, and i do love detail, though I'm not sure I go down to the tiniest little detail that it annoys people, aggravates people, enrages people or some other emotion one does not like to feel. Or maybe I do, but I do not realise it, the thirds of life. That which everybody knows about you, that which only you know about you, and that which only others know about you. Could it be that I am ignoring, or perhaps even oblivious, to my own rants and annoying detail pursuits? Or is it all you who are wrong? Then again, who says you do think I am anal retentive? Me? You? Who? Perhaps you are all a figment of my imagination, but then again that is crazy talk. Ultimately, it is a clash of two point of views, two separate realities, yours and mine. So while I may object to this description, there is a large chance that not a doubt will be raised at it from the other side of the spectrum.

Also, I'm not the most reckless person around...

Batbrick Away! >:-)

[WesternOutlaw]

If you really must know, my eating habit depends on my mood..

I'm not asking you this question directly BM. It's just a humorous survey. - at least it was meant to be.

[Siegfried]

Boy, you guys sure are a barrel of laughs :-( . Come on now, this is just a silly little test. - and I thought I was the serious one around these parts.

Well for an international site I think it's a bit too local.... ;-)

[Batbrick]

You people are boring! Its a fun test that makes you feel insecure about yourself and your Oreo eating skills, take it.......wait for it........lightly :-P I thought it was funny anyway, though the way you guys are going like a fun vacuum there won't be anything to laugh about soon :-(

Batbrick Away! >:-)

[WesternOutlaw]

You people are boring! Its a fun test that makes you feel insecure about yourself and your Oreo eating skills, take it.......wait for it........lightly :-P

Thanks BB. At least someone finds this stuff light and fun. People seem to be a little too serious lately.

Sinner: I'm sure there's a few Europeans who have eaten Oreo cookies. But again, this is just meant to be fun if not.

OK, Im going over to the "Western Mafia - Day 2" lynching thread now to try my luck. You guys are killing me here X-D .

PS. I'm a 10 as well. I've never liked Oreo's, unless you count throwing them in the blender as part of a milk shake. Now that's a great way to enjoy Oreo's *wub* .

[Batbrick]

PS. I'm a 10 as well. I've never liked Oreo's, unless you count throwing them in the blender as part of a milk shake. Now that's a great way to enjoy Oreo's *wub* .

Remind me to try that sometime, I love milkshakes, that sounds tasty *wub*

BTW, TheBrickster, since you scored a ten, how's the family fortune been going? X-D

Batbrick Away! >:-)

[Siegfried]

Sinner: I'm sure there's a few Europeans who have eaten Oreo cookies. But again, this is just meant to be fun if not.

Oh I've eaten them too.... but once was enough for me! X-D But for people that find a test that insults you (no matter what you pick) funny, I offer free inuslts. See; I know how to have fun. :-P

[Brickmaster]

I offer free inuslts

Can I get a free insult, or do I have to do something stupid to earn one? :-P

[Starwars4J]

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.

You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

:'-( I hate you

[Siegfried]

Can I get a free insult, or do I have to do something stupid to earn one? :-P

No need for you to do anything stupid mate, you are stupid already, it just comes naturally.

(That's a generic one. Like fine wines, better ones take time.)

[Batbrick]

(That's a generic one. Like fine wines, better ones take time.)

He bluffed unconvincingly X-D

Batbrick Away! >:-)

[Siegfried]

He bluffed unconvincingly X-D

Batbrick Away! >:-)

No need to insult you. You live in Launceston. :-X

[Batbrick]

No need to insult you. You live in Launceston. :-X

Ouch, but then what should I complain about, you living in Hobart and all that, tsk tsk *n*

Not to mention your geographical location really goes against the theory that you are a walrus, most trifling to say the least.

Batbrick Away!

[Siegfried]

Ouch, but then what should I complain about, you living in Hobart and all that, tsk tsk *n*

No, no, no. :-| The correct comeback is "But I can move. You will always be stupid". X-D

Not to mention your geographical location really goes against the theory that you are a walrus, most trifling to say the least.

Batbrick Away!

I like abalone. ;-)

[Cardinal Brick]

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.

You might well think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

[LuxorV]

I got:

2. One bite at a time:

You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo's this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, butthat's ok, not to worry, you're normal.

But I'm not sure if it works properly, since we don't have Oreo in Italy :-$ . I just answered referring to how I eat wafers (not silicon ones, but these *wacko* X-D :

)

About being normal, are still there normal people in the world 8-| ?

Normal LuxorV

[Shadows]

I split it in half with my teeth and in one motion of my tongue, I pull in the part I removed and eat it, then scrape off the filling with my teeth and eat the other half. Mind you, I do all of that without ever touching the cookie again. Analyze that one. >:-)

[LuxorV]

I split it in half with my teeth and in one motion of my tongue, I pull in the part I removed and eat it, then scrape off the filling with my teeth and eat the other half. Mind you, I do all of that without ever touching the cookie again. Analyze that one. >:-)

Don't those long canins of yours get in the way 8-| ?

LuxorV

[El Bucanero]

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[Johnny 5]

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.

You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. you are greedy, selfish,mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

Wow, thats scary accurate 8-|