Piranha Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Doesn't matter who is suspicious. Only matters the next three people to join our alliance, I mean, if we chose that strategy...Then we could figure out who's suspicious by the way they act. If 5 of us aligned against four. The four would start begging for their lives and someone would end up giving themselves away... ;-) Even better logic, Joe! So we need three more people Who do you suggest? Maybe Molly Brown, although she's crazy 8-| More whiskey Barkeeper...
Scouty Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Howdy Smithson, let me by you another drink. Perhaps an alliance would work out for us five. If you do do it, count me in, partner. ;-) .
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Howdy Smithson, let me by you another drink.Perhaps an alliance would work out for us five. If you do do it, count me in, partner. ;-) . So that would be me, Thomsen, Piranha and hopefully Miss Molly. Where'd she go? Another suicide attempt? Then of course we'd need a fifth. Of course after we lynch the four of 'em, it's every man for himself, unless we're all in the same...group. :-)
Piranha Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 So who is going to be lucky member #5? I'll be around, I have to stop by the general store and pick up some mining supplies If there really is gold them hills, I'll find it Till Later Gentlemen....
Scouty Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 So that would be me, Thomsen, Piranha and hopefully Miss Molly. Where'd she go? Another suicide attempt?Then of course we'd need a fifth. Of course after we lynch the four of 'em, it's every man for himself, unless we're all in the same...group. :-) I be willing to take that risk. I wonder the true number of eachside, but that to be drowned out by another drink. Bartender! Give me some milk!
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 I be willing to take that risk. I wonder the true number of eachside, but that to be drowned out by another drink. Bartender! Give me some milk! :-D All right. So we'll wait to see if Molly shows up if she's in and then hopefully a fifth will show up and join our little alliance. Until then, I'll take me a little nap on this here bar.
MagPiesRUs Posted March 11, 2008 Author Posted March 11, 2008 Just to clarify, there were less bandits than townies to begin with. I've also got 5 more roles if anyone else is interested in playing.
WesternOutlaw Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Oh, oops. I thought you were the barmaid. That noose you're wearing brings out the brown in your eyes. What's your name, beautiful? Well slap me on the @$$ and call me Betsy! What the hell do I look like, some kinda bar maid? >:-( Can I get some whiskey with my bacon and eggs please? Now you want breakfast to? That'll cost you extra mister! Plus, we only serve whiskey in this two-bit bar! Can i have a triple whisky please? I think you better stick to milk, ranch hand :-D . Some bacon and eggs would be great Molly Sure would partner. Here, let me sit down and wait for you to get some. I like them sunny-side up (like me) :-$ . Give me a glass o' water...And put it in a dirty glass as well. Feeling better today Ms. Brown? Glass o'water! What are you, some kinda Irish water boy? What do you think this is, Coyote Ugly! You try'n to get your pants sprayed? Hinck, hand me that hose over there! This cowboy's look'n to play some slip 'n slide! Dirty glasses are all we have around these parts (with the dust and all). Damn, I'm out of whiskey. You haven't paid for the first one Broke Back! Show me some money, and I'll show you some whiskey. I hadn't thought about that, let me get another whiskey.Whiskey's gone. And it will be gone until you start pay'n. We're not running a Whiskey Kitchen for the Poor around here. Let me translate, that's dollar bills, denaro, mullah, shillings, bucks. CASH! But since your kinda cute, being all inquisitive and all, I'll bring you a water. *wub* But don't be gett'n any ideas Imperial Scouts, or it's the hose for you again! And go dry yourself off, you look and smell like a wet dog now. I'll buy you a drinkBartender, more whisky.... Hold your horses. I've only got two hands! One at a time please. continued: I'll buy ya another. Now I told you before, your not get'n any water, for you or your ranch hand friends. We don't serve O'Douls here! Damn ranch hands, they think we're runn'n a soda shop! Damn you drink whiskey fast! Barkeeper, give him anotherThey call me Piranha, because like the fish piranha that attacks lighting fast, I can draw a gun lightning fast ;-) Listen up fish face! Until someone starts buying the whiskey, you boys are gonna get cut off. I think they call you Piranha because you and your little school drink like fish. Ever thought about that? This whiskey's got me observing again.I need some more whiskey. :-$ I'm not the smartest lady around these parts, but it seems to me that if you stop drinking up my supply of whiskey and start asking some questions, you boys would be gett'n some where. Barkeeper! Mr. Smithson needs whiskey! Leave the bottle too Now what did I tell you before. What part of NO didn't you understand; the N-part, or the O-part. >:-( Maybe Molly Brown, although she's crazy 8-| More whiskey Barkeeper... Coming right up Mr. Fish... (Molly goes to the back up the bar and fills a CLEAN glass with horse piss) Here you go cowboy. I poored it real special just for you *wub* . - I bet you can't drink it as fast as you shoot, Lightning Howdy Smithson, let me by you another drink. Oh, that's right. I must have not seen you pay for the first and second one. >:-( Bartender! Give me some milk! I give up! :-| Molly sits down and poors herself a glass of whiskey. BURP! :-$
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 You haven't paid for the first one Broke Back! :-D So, Molly, you want to join our alliance or what?
WesternOutlaw Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 So, Molly, you want to join our alliance or what? Sure, care for some whiskey? :-$
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Excellent. Now all we need is a fifth... *sweet* I'll have a double whiskey, please and thank you. *fart* excuse me. :-$
Piranha Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Thanks Mr. for the supplies they will come in handy ;-) Hey P, did you know the barkeeper is Molly Brown! No I didn't! Well you'd better hurry down there then! Thanks partner! *Walks into saloon and pulls out a gold eagle* This should cover all my whiskey and Joe's Plus give him another bottle, he needs it *Tosses gold eagle onto the table* Oh and my whiskey isn't yellow like piss but brown since I drink the good stuff I'll be mining for gold, if anyone wants me
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Thanks Mr. for the supplies they will come in handy ;-) Hey P, did you know the barkeeper is Molly Brown! No I didn't! Well you'd better hurry down there then! Thanks partner! *Walks into saloon and pulls out a gold eagle* This should cover all my whiskey and Joe's Plus give him another bottle, he needs it *Tosses gold eagle onto the table* Oh and my whiskey isn't yellow like piss but brown since I drink the good stuff I'll be mining for gold, if anyone wants me What supplies? Who are you talking to? Is the eagle alive? Did he leave already? What's going on? :-D :-D You drank horse piss... :-P
WesternOutlaw Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 How dry I am :-$ . How dry I am :-$ . I miss my son... *vader* :-( . How dry I (burp) am. Fish Face drank the horse piss, now we can (burp) call him Sea Horse... (burp)
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 How dry I am :-$ . How dry I am :-$ . I miss my son... *vader* :-( . How dry I (burp) am. Er...do you have a story to tell us Molly about our your son?
WesternOutlaw Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Er...do you have a story to tell us Molly about our your son? I hung my son, LukeIAmYourFather. Got these cowboys to lynch 'em up. Hung the b@$t@rd! His neck snapped. Hung RicePatty to. Hell, for all I know, he could have been my son as well? (burp). I say hang 'em. Sea Horse is slimy. Don't trust him. He's buttering you (burp) up. Alliance. What's this going to do for us? Are you just trying to get me to fry up some bacon and eggs for you? I'm cheap, but I'm not easy!
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 I hung my son, LukeIAmYourFather. Got these cowboys to lynch 'em up. Hung the b@$t@rd! His neck snapped. Hung RicePatty to. Hell, for all I know, he could have been my son as well? (burp). I say hang 'em. Sea Horse is slimy. Don't trust him. He's buttering you (burp) up. Alliance. What's this going to do for us? Well, we live for four more days...Then we sort out what we've learned in the meantime and try to survive the final days. With any luck our alliance will all be from the same group. Of course, it depends on #5, who I hope will be the next person who walks through that door. I know Penguin is slippery. I don't fully trust any man who drinks horse piss. But he's in our alliance. And he's fun and he knows where gold is. I wouldn't be surprised if he was on our side. He may be a suckup, but I think he's harmless. Talks to thin air and doesn't always make sense, but he's harmless... Hung your sons, huh? Well, I guess I'm done paying child support then...Any successes killing yourself lately? I guess I already know the answer to that...Your boobs look perky. :-$ Edit: Oh, right. Why'd you get these boys to hang your sons? Didn't like 'em or something? *wacko*
WesternOutlaw Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Drunk and tired of being treated like a barmaid, Molly walks ouside the saloon. She sees an approaching stagecoach in the street hurring to make the next train out of Gold City. She throws herself in front of the stagecoach only to stop and stare at it like a deer in the headlights 8-
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 *out of breath* Christ, Molly. It's so hard to keep up with you when you're being dragged by a stage coach. Sit up now. Hey, open your eyes. *Slaps Molly* Hey, there you are. That's a good girl. You're awake now. Welcome back. *Slaps her again* That was for old time's sake. You and your suicide attempts. :-D I sure have missed you Molly. Now, before you ran out in front of that stage coach, I had asked you several questions...
Piranha Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 What supplies? Who are you talking to? Is the eagle alive? Did he leave already? What's going on? :-D :-D You drank horse piss... :-P Um Yes the eagle is alive *sweet* His name is Ego, he doesn't like your face Hello, Hinckley, I mean Smith John...err Johnny Boy.. I mean whats that name again?(Oh and I don't like your face) Good thing I heard your drunken A$$ yelling or I would have left and not had time to explain things and No I didn't drink the horse piss! What do you take me for? A dope? I believe he is drunk Thats a fact actually :-P I know Penguin is slippery. I don't fully trust any man who drinks horse piss. But he's in our alliance. And he's fun and he knows where gold is. I wouldn't be surprised if he was on our side. He may be a suckup, but I think he's harmless. Talks to thin air and doesn't always make sense, but he's harmless... I see, thought I had left for the gold hills! Who ya callin suckup,punk? Perhaps you want me to bust your face X-D :-D Please Piranha! His face is so annoying Quiet, Molly tried to kill herself again, oh well its become a way of life now X-O Damn Look at Hinckely... I mean Bart smack her around Okee I think I need some rest now....*snore*
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Um Yes the eagle is alive *sweet*His name is Ego, he doesn't like your face Hello, Hinckley, I mean Smith John...err Johnny Boy.. I mean whats that name again?(Oh and I don't like your face) Good thing I heard your drunken A$$ yelling or I would have left and not had time to explain things and No I didn't drink the horse piss! What do you take me for? A dope? I believe he is drunk Thats a fact actually :-P I see, thought I had left for the gold hills! Who ya callin suckup,punk? Perhaps you want me to bust your face X-D :-D Please Piranha! His face is so annoying Quiet, Molly tried to kill herself again, oh well its become a way of life now X-O Damn Look at Hinckely... I mean Bart smack her around Okee I think I need some rest now....*snore* What the hell? *wacko* Maybe he's hooked on the opium... 8-|
Piranha Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 What the hell? *wacko* Maybe he's hooked on the opium... 8-| Actually you sir Mr. Hinckely are hallucinating, I can't talk its your imagination Did I say the eagle can talk? I was only joking Sorry about the randomness, thats what happens when I hang around you two for too long and not drink whiskey *wacko* I think I need some rest now *yawns*
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Actually you sir Mr. Hinckely are hallucinating, I can't talk its your imaginationDid I say the eagle can talk? I was only joking Sorry about the randomness, thats what happens when I hang around you two for too long and not drink whiskey *wacko* I think I need some rest now *yawns* Tell your eagle if he has trouble saying my name, he can just look at the prior post, it's spelled correctly right there... |-/ Anyway, I wasn't talking about you earlier. I specifically referred to the man known as Penguin. I trust you impeccably, Mr. Porcupine. *sad*
Hinckley Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 mind if I joined the alliance partners? Don't mind at all. Welcome to the alliance #5! Now which one of the other four should we lynch first? *sweet*
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