Anyone got any lego jokes/funny pics? Not funny PHOTOS, those are everywhere :-D

^I mean drawn pictures like this^

Stauder. *sweet*

I can´t see the pic. :'-(

I [over]heard from an employee at a Lego store, that in the pictures on the back of the green grocer box, the lady with the Umbridge hair, is running away in every scene, because she discovered everyone has her same face and she is scared.

Steve

I [over]heard from an employee at a Lego store, that in the pictures on the back of the green grocer box, the lady with the Umbridge hair, is running away in every scene, because she discovered everyone has her same face and she is scared.

Steve

That's great Athos :-D .

Edit: Actually, it's not the lady with the Umbridge hair, but the one with the new castle figure hair (or at least it looks like it).

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I drew this in response to the thread that was about deformed pieces. It didn't get much of a response.

Now, unless you mean something else, then...I wouldn't know of any other funny jokes.

I [over]heard from an employee at a Lego store, that in the pictures on the back of the green grocer box, the lady with the Umbridge hair, is running away in every scene, because she discovered everyone has her same face and she is scared.

Steve

Actually I think it is hilarious that on the side of the Green Grocer box showing the closeup of the fire escape, the male minifig's top hat has exploded off his head with horror that the boy scout is dangling the innocent pussy cat over the railing of the fire escape. True!

Actually I think it is hilarious that on the side of the Green Grocer box showing the closeup of the fire escape, the male minifig's top hat has exploded off his head with horror that the boy scout is dangling the innocent pussy

what the hell?

... the innocent pussy ...

what the hell?

This is really the night for temptation. At least for some of us. ;-)

This is really the night for temptation. At least for some of us. ;-)

I'm not even drynk...

This is really the night for temptation. At least for some of us. ;-)

I'm not even drynk...

Man... everyehere I go you two are at it X-O . These posts are better Lego humour than any picture might be :-D !

Still stalking...

Rebecca (aka Honey-Bunny)

This is really the night for temptation. At least for some of us. ;-)

I'm not even drynk...

*falls off chair*

Actually I think it is hilarious that on the side of the Green Grocer box showing the closeup of the fire escape, the male minifig's top hat has exploded off his head with horror that the boy scout is dangling the innocent pussy cat over the railing of the fire escape. True!

Hadn't noticed that. Will have to check to box tonight.

Steve

In the interests of clarification, here's the 10185 box art. Apologies for the dodgy pic. You can just see black-hatted guy's top-hat flying off to the left there. That mean scout is clearly dangling the pussy cat by it's tail over the railing - ouch! It's a very 'Michael Jackson' kind of scenario.

Edited July 12, 200816 yr by svelte_corps

Anyway, in the interests of clarification, here's the 10185 box art.

Haha! That's hilarious! I've no idea what the box art designers were thinking when they did that. Maybe one had a crazy idea, like a joke, with no intention of going through with it, of putting that on the side of the box. Then as it went along, he started to get more enthusiastic about it, until he agreed with everyone to actually go with it, and see how the public would react.

Kind of like me dragonator and I with our Madness creation. :-D

~Peace

Man... everyehere I go you two are at it X-O

You're not helping either. X-D

Ahahaha! You got quite the keen eye there, Svelte! I never even noticed that before!

Haha! That's hilarious! I've no idea what the box art designers were thinking when they did that. Maybe one had a crazy idea, like a joke, with no intention of going through with it, of putting that on the side of the box. Then as it went along, he started to get more enthusiastic about it, until he agreed with everyone to actually go with it, and see how the public would react.

Kind of like me dragonator and I with our Madness creation. :-D

~Peace

I was thinking maybe, just maybe the designers thought the scout would be saving the falling cat, hence saving the baby in the carriage below from a vicious cat-mauling. Or maybe they did actually want the diabolical scout to set things into motion!

You're not helping either. X-D

Why help? Every moment of this is awesome! :-D

I was thinking maybe, just maybe the designers thought the scout would be saving the falling cat, hence saving the baby in the carriage below from a vicious cat-mauling. Or maybe they did actually want the diabolical scout to set things into motion!

Ha! That's probably true. My twisted mind didn't even think of that! It actually makes sense, too, dammit. I think I was thrown off because of the creepy minifig smile... like Damien from 'The Omen'.

Or maybe they did actually want the diabolical scout to set things into motion!

I go with that one. *grin*

Edited April 10, 200816 yr by iamded

Check out these bricks! *sweet* Or should I say 'blocks'? *tongue*

This is actually not funny, just cool. It's for real, you know!

Here is a joke, though, I came up with:

A minifig calls the Lego City Hospital. "Doctor, doctor," he says, "I can't move my arms! Can you help me?" The doctor replies "Sure. Just stop by and I'll see what I can do!" The minifig thanks him and hangs up. The doctor waits and waits, but the minifig never shows up. About a year later it finally comes into the doctors office. "What happened?", the doctor asks. The minifig says "Nothing. I left home and came here right away." "Why, where do you live?!" asks the doctor. The Minifig replies: "On Mars."

*grin*

Edited April 11, 200816 yr by Oky Wan Kenobi

Here is a joke, though, I came up with:

A minifig calls the Lego City Hospital. "Doctor, doctor," he says, "I can't move my arms! Can you help me?" The doctor replies "Sure. Just stop by and I'll see what I can do!" The minifig thanks him and hangs up. The doctor waits and waits, but the minifig never shows up. About a year later it finally comes into the doctors office. "What happened?", the doctor asks. The minifig says "Nothing. I left home and came here right away." "Why, where do you live?!" asks the doctor. The Minifig replies: "On Mars."

*grin*

*laugh* *laugh* *laugh* A jelly!! *laugh* *laugh* *laugh*

*laugh* *laugh* *laugh* A jelly!! *laugh* *laugh* *laugh*

Would a Jelly have other problems to worry about? Like the gaping hole placed in the middle of his chest? *wink*

Still funny *thumbup*

--Faramir

I cant see your picture.

Here is a joke, though, I came up with:

A minifig calls the Lego City Hospital. "Doctor, doctor," he says, "I can't move my arms! Can you help me?" The doctor replies "Sure. Just stop by and I'll see what I can do!" The minifig thanks him and hangs up. The doctor waits and waits, but the minifig never shows up. About a year later it finally comes into the doctors office. "What happened?", the doctor asks. The minifig says "Nothing. I left home and came here right away." "Why, where do you live?!" asks the doctor. The Minifig replies: "On Mars."

*grin*

Omg, that's freakin' hilarious *rofl*

Brilliant

Would this thread count?

I was thinking maybe, just maybe the designers thought the scout would be saving the falling cat, hence saving the baby in the carriage below from a vicious cat-mauling. Or maybe they did actually want the diabolical scout to set things into motion!

It's not the cat that's important, it's the fact that it looks like he is going to drop a nervous cat into a baby carriage probably occupied with a baby

Why are they all smiling !?!