Commander Andrew of 501 st Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 i have two like that but one might be offensive to Christians Quote
Dadster Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 I got nothin'. Man - this thread turned out better than I thought it would though... i have two like that but one might be offensive to Christians By all means, lets have them then!! Quote
Commander Andrew of 501 st Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Alright i'll post them in a few days Quote
JimBee Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 I got nothin'.Man - this thread turned out better than I thought it would though... By all means, lets have them then!! no, please dont. if it has something to do with killing jesus or god, please dont post it. thank you. Quote
Sir Dano Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Alright i'll post them in a few days Post them as links with a warning, please. Quote
Commander Andrew of 501 st Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 Is not as bad as you guys are making it sound i dont know it just might be because i'm atheist Quote
Brickmaster Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 Just post a warning and link them that they may be offending. If you still click on it and get offended, well, that would then be your fault? The best censorship is from yourself; I remember our class debates about this, I've always held the opinion it's someones own responsibility to censor themselves. Along with censorship of games, and the over concerned parents saying how the gore will scar their kids or ruin society.. just don't buy the game then, and let others have their fun? Bah. Quote
BerndDasBrot Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 (edited) I'll use this topic: Coincidence? later: It seems like we now know the reason for the closing of the 6350 pizza to go... and why pizza-paul had to wait 8 years before he could open it again with the name "10036 Legends: Pizza To Go". His. pizza. was. not. good. Edited August 16, 2008 by BerndDasBrot Quote
Dovchenko Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 This is really the night for temptation. At least for some of us. ;-) . Uh-Oh. If you want crappy LEGO humour, and I use the term loosely... play LEGO Racers 2. Lego's first attempt at using the word "shut up" in an uncomfortable cutscene. Everyone spoke in a high pitched voice, angry at that "Bob" guy because he thought he could win the race against "Rocket Racer" in his digger. The policeman, fireman and mailman laughed at him (nice community going on here) and he just says: "Shut up! I can do it, I know I can!", and there's this random silence for no apperant reason. At the start of races, they don't shut up about... racing, either. They'll insult your car, whether it's a Town JR. Chassis with a giant stack of multicoloured bricks or a well designed explorer's car. Damn Bob. Sam Sinister may be a bastard, but I hate Bob the most because of his sore loser attitude and his obnoxious terminology. Bosses are... well, not too well done. You have to face a Mars Mission Walker, I won when the game glitched and he suddenly reversed for no apperant reason on a turn ( ). I couldn't beat the Ice Guy seeing as I hadn't finished Sam and gotten his motor. For 10 bucks, Racers 2 was an okay buy, but even if it is 7 years old and LEGO's changed audiences... some of those jokes just suck. Everyone speaks like a chipmunk, to no grand surprise. Even Johnny Thunder acts like a moron half of the time, and he's Indiana Jones twice-removed brother. Playing the game lowers your IQ, in my case, 60 total points. That leaves me with a total of 0 IQ. Quote
Stauder Posted August 18, 2008 Author Posted August 18, 2008 Everyone speaks like a chipmunk, to no grand surprise. Even Johnny Thunder acts like a moron half of the time, and he's Indiana Jones twice-removed brother. Playing the game lowers your IQ, in my case, 60 total points. That leaves me with a total of 0 IQ. In ImperialShadow's case we can't test his IQ... We have to dig for it... Staudie. Quote
Freddie Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 His. pizza. was. not. good. Of course it wasn't! It was made from plastic! Quote
AwesomeStar Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 (edited) A little boy steps out his Lego front door to collect the milk. When he gets in he opens it up to have a sneaky taste. The milk slides out and chips his tooth! He says to his mommy: "Mom! The milk is all hard, I chipped a tooth!" and the mother says "Of course you did, you cheeky bugger, it's plastic!" That was my slightly half-hearted attempt at a Lego joke. God help me. ~A.S. Edited August 18, 2008 by AwesomeStar Quote
Lt. Col. Thok Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 In ImperialShadow's case we can't test his IQ... We have to dig for it... Staudie. Just like you have to dig for funny interview guests? Quote
BerndDasBrot Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 Of course it wasn't! It was made from plastic! I never thought of that! Quote
Norrington Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 (edited) i have two like that but one might be offensive to Christians I'm sorry, but have you ever heard of 'Last rites'? no, please dont. if it has something to do with killing jesus or god, please dont post it. thank you. Um, what? Where did that come from. The joke was he was being hung and he stuck to the studs on the trapdoor. The bishop was giving last rites. Besides, if my understanding of Christianity is correct. God can't be killed, and Jesus is still alive but seperated from his body. Edited August 20, 2008 by Norrington Quote
Stauder Posted August 20, 2008 Author Posted August 20, 2008 Just like you have to dig for funny interview guests? Aye and ones like you are thrown into the pit of sorrow... Staudie. Quote
Lt. Col. Thok Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 Aye and ones like you are thrown into the pit of sorrow... Staudie. Let's take our conversation over by the Pit of Death -nothing ever happens there! Alright, I'm sorry. How 'bout I buy you an ice cream to show no hard feelings? Quote
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