Dwarf: And with every purchase of a Red Bike you get a free trumpet

Troll: Do you have that bike in an extra large?

Dwarf: The bike and trumpet will taste better i swear!

Troll: I would have beleived you if that bike was blue

Hey, do you know that song is from an Italian band (the Eiffel 65)?

I know, it was a summer-hit some years ago, and now it's stuck in my head again all morning... ;-)

Gah! I am struggling to come up with a decent caption!

Dwarf: Now this bike doesn't come in just Strawberry. You can get it in blueberry, lime, melon...

:-|

Dwarf Salesman: Your Troll Battlewheel comes with attachable pikes, spears and swords! When you call now, you will recieve this mini troll battlewheel, a sword, crossbow, AND a pike, all free! Batteries not included. Recommended for ages 7+.

Edited April 8, 200816 yr by kaboom4

Dwarf: "Oh c'mon!!!"

Troll: "Mmmfrmm?"

Dwarf: "I turn my back for 2 minutes to blow this horn and you ate that girl! Don't deny it!!"

"I know it doesn't look like real Lego, but that's only because the catapult fell off."

Dwarf: Sorry mate, they put the plastic for your beard in the wrong mould!

"I know it doesn't look like real Lego, but that's only because the catapult fell off."

Best one yet. X-D

TK

*Dwarf looks down at short stubby legs*

*Troll looks down at immensely huge legs*

Dwarf - "OK. Maybe we'll need to get a Knight to try this out..."

Dwarf: I told you to fetch me some strumpet and the local bike

Troll: Ugh?

Dwarf: Nevermind

Submit a caption for this picture:

And at the end of Castle month we'll have a poll to decide whose caption is best! *sweet*

• Submit up to three entries per member
  
• Poll will consist of the best 10 captions as chosen by a panel of fair and wise judges
  

Have fun!

Dwarf: How much for the leg stretch service. I have this trumpet.

Troll: OK just yell when you think they are long enough.

Or

Troll: This parade gets smaller and smaller every year.

Dwarf: Hey, I resemble that remark.

Troll: LOOK! I don't want to buy anything from you! We're only interested in big battle wheels and silly things like catapults. I bet we'll advance to missles soon!

[Off-stage]: We already have those.

Troll: Oh... *spontanious combustion*

A Troll and a Dwarf holding a trumpet walk into a bicycle shop...

Edited April 9, 200816 yr by sir dano

"You're in Heaven, Bob. Here, anything goes."

Dwarf: This is a fun scavenger hunt.

Troll: Ok... Got bike and bugle. What left on list?

Dwarf: Bagpipes.

Troll: Was hungry. It delicious.

Dwarf: Baseball bat?

Troll: Little dry.

Dwarf: Brick?

Troll: Heavy on stomach.

Dwarf: Well, that's going to delay our winning by a bit.

Troll: Bike look yummy too!

Dwarf: NOOOOOOooooo!

Dwarf: Let's re-enact Episode VI of SW. You can be the Empire, and I the ewoks.

Troll: Dosen't the Empire lose?

Dwarf: Yes, and you're one of the stormies that gets stoned to death......by me.

Troll: Awwwww.

You want me to do what?!?!

or

Man, these bikers are like green beans, tough and stringy.

Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen was a little drunk :

new impulse set

1 Dwarf

1 Throll

1 Trompet

1 Bike

you figure it out

Hi!

Here we go

Christmas gift exchange in the mines:

Troll: What do you mean, you don't know 'Trumpeteer's Holiday'?

Dwarf: What do you mean, you need the seat raised?

Dwarf: I said I was coming for tea and a bite of crumpet.

Troll: Sorry, bad reception.

Edited April 10, 200816 yr by sir dano

Troll: What to eat...Shiny red bike or Horny Dwarf...