Castle Month Caption Contest

[Big T]

Dwarf: And with every purchase of a Red Bike you get a free trumpet

Troll: Do you have that bike in an extra large?

[hollisbrick]

Dwarf: The bike and trumpet will taste better i swear!

Troll: I would have beleived you if that bike was blue

[simonwillems]

Hey, do you know that song is from an Italian band (the Eiffel 65)?

I know, it was a summer-hit some years ago, and now it's stuck in my head again all morning... ;-)

[Lord Of Pies]

Gah! I am struggling to come up with a decent caption!

[iamded]

Dwarf: Now this bike doesn't come in just Strawberry. You can get it in blueberry, lime, melon...

[Pate-keetongu]

:-|

[kaboom4]

Dwarf Salesman: Your Troll Battlewheel comes with attachable pikes, spears and swords! When you call now, you will recieve this mini troll battlewheel, a sword, crossbow, AND a pike, all free! Batteries not included. Recommended for ages 7+.

Edited April 8, 2008 by kaboom4

[Dadster]

Dwarf: "Oh c'mon!!!"

Troll: "Mmmfrmm?"

Dwarf: "I turn my back for 2 minutes to blow this horn and you ate that girl! Don't deny it!!"

[Sir Dillon]

"I know it doesn't look like real Lego, but that's only because the catapult fell off."

[SlyOwl]

Dwarf: Sorry mate, they put the plastic for your beard in the wrong mould!

[The Kid]

"I know it doesn't look like real Lego, but that's only because the catapult fell off."

Best one yet. X-D

TK

[JoeMI6]

*Dwarf looks down at short stubby legs*

*Troll looks down at immensely huge legs*

Dwarf - "OK. Maybe we'll need to get a Knight to try this out..."

[andy_0306uk]

Dwarf: I told you to fetch me some strumpet and the local bike

Troll: Ugh?

Dwarf: Nevermind

[David Haviland]

Submit a caption for this picture:

And at the end of Castle month we'll have a poll to decide whose caption is best! *sweet*

• Submit up to three entries per member
  
• Poll will consist of the best 10 captions as chosen by a panel of fair and wise judges
  

Have fun!

Dwarf: How much for the leg stretch service. I have this trumpet.

Troll: OK just yell when you think they are long enough.

Or

Troll: This parade gets smaller and smaller every year.

Dwarf: Hey, I resemble that remark.

[Scouty]

Troll: LOOK! I don't want to buy anything from you! We're only interested in big battle wheels and silly things like catapults. I bet we'll advance to missles soon!

[Off-stage]: We already have those.

Troll: Oh... *spontanious combustion*

[Sir Dano]

A Troll and a Dwarf holding a trumpet walk into a bicycle shop...

Edited April 9, 2008 by sir dano

[Corvus]

"You're in Heaven, Bob. Here, anything goes."

[Shadows]

Dwarf: This is a fun scavenger hunt.

Troll: Ok... Got bike and bugle. What left on list?

Dwarf: Bagpipes.

Troll: Was hungry. It delicious.

Dwarf: Baseball bat?

Troll: Little dry.

Dwarf: Brick?

Troll: Heavy on stomach.

Dwarf: Well, that's going to delay our winning by a bit.

Troll: Bike look yummy too!

Dwarf: NOOOOOOooooo!

[Scouty]

Dwarf: Let's re-enact Episode VI of SW. You can be the Empire, and I the ewoks.

Troll: Dosen't the Empire lose?

Dwarf: Yes, and you're one of the stormies that gets stoned to death......by me.

Troll: Awwwww.

[Johnny 5]

You want me to do what?!?!

or

Man, these bikers are like green beans, tough and stringy.

[Legolas]

Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen was a little drunk :

new impulse set

1 Dwarf

1 Throll

1 Trompet

1 Bike

you figure it out

[voxel]

Hi!

Here we go

[bsmith13]

Christmas gift exchange in the mines:

Troll: What do you mean, you don't know 'Trumpeteer's Holiday'?

Dwarf: What do you mean, you need the seat raised?

[Sir Dano]

Dwarf: I said I was coming for tea and a bite of crumpet.

Troll: Sorry, bad reception.

Edited April 10, 2008 by sir dano

[Clonecommando007]

Troll: What to eat...Shiny red bike or Horny Dwarf...