Ricecracker Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Troll: *thinks to himself* bike, or dwarf? Bike, or dwarf? *ends thinking* Dwarf: If you are gonna eat me, tell my mommy i love her! Troll: Me eats you? noooooooo
tedbeard Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Grak knew the circus would love the act but he thought Gibli should ride the bike.
Alice Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 Troll: *sings* I've got a bike You can ride it if you like It's got a basket A bell that rings And things to make it look good I'd give it to you if I could But I borrowed it You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything Everything if you want things... Dwarf: No, I said I have a horn, not that I'm ... oh nevermind! *runs like hell*
Piranha Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 Dwarf: Ahhh! A horrible curse! Who would create such things! Troll: "Oh the Humanity" Dwarf: Ahhh! A Giant troll who would create such a thing!
ZeeK Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 (edited) Dwarf: -Who's bicycle is this? Orge: -It's a BIKE Dwarfy! Dwarf: -Who's BIKE is this? Orge: -Zed's! Dwarf: -Who's Zed? Orge: -Zed's dead, Dwarfy, Zed's dead... Edited April 10, 2008 by kobe
I Scream Clone Posted April 11, 2008 Posted April 11, 2008 (edited) Dwarf: Sooooooo its a deal then, Ill take the frame and melt it into more trumpets to smite trolls with.....and you turn the tyres into a lovely pair of earrings for Mrs Troll's anniversary, yes? Edited April 11, 2008 by I Scream Clone
iamded Posted April 12, 2008 Posted April 12, 2008 Troll thinking to itself:Crunchy red bike, or juicy red beard... ~Peace
The Kid Posted April 12, 2008 Posted April 12, 2008 Troll: See, this is why you should let me organise parties.
Lt. Col. Thok Posted April 12, 2008 Posted April 12, 2008 Dwarf: Methinks my bike horn got a little too loud and shrill.
Tanotrooper Posted April 12, 2008 Posted April 12, 2008 troll: I'm going to make a ride on my bike *sweet* ... Dwarf, where did my bike's bugle go? dwarf: I don't know. troll: what you mean you don't know? dwarf: it was that knight! troll: you're standing with the bugle in your hand... dwarf: no, no I found it here and... dwarf: I'm dead right? troll: Ow yeah. TT
Ronan Nissen Posted April 13, 2008 Posted April 13, 2008 (edited) Dwarf: "These morons sent us a damn bike cause we know we can't ride bikes! Another horn for my collection though." Edited April 13, 2008 by Ronan Nissen
Derek Posted April 13, 2008 Posted April 13, 2008 (edited) 1.)After picking up a golden horn at a garage sale, the dwarf knew he'd have to take down the troll if he wanted to take home the red bicycle. 2)Troll: Is that your bike? dwarf:Is it yours? Troll:No Dwarf:Then yes Troll: Ok. So thats a nice horn youve got there. Dwarf:Thats what she said. Troll:What? Dwarf:Just go away... 3.)Troll:(about bike)That's a pretty <insert that tiresome argument> LEGO piece... Dwarf: Look at the pot calling the kettle black... Dp8 Edited April 13, 2008 by darthperson8
clonecaptin101 Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 DWARF: i told you to bring you trumpet TROLL: well... it looks like a trumpet. iiff... you close one eye and poke out the other! DWARF: uuhhhhuu.. OUCH! hey you right! it does look like an invisible trumpet!
Oky Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Troll: You came on THAT?! You must be braver than I thought! Dwarf: I have a bad feeling about this!
adik_sa_lego Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Elf (through loudspeaker): Delivery for your mother! Troll: Finally! A birthday gift after 15 years.... WTF!?!?!
rupi Posted April 17, 2008 Posted April 17, 2008 Dwarf: ON YOUR MARK... GET SET ...GO! Troll: GRRR, GRRR...
Sir Dillon Posted April 17, 2008 Posted April 17, 2008 Try as they might, no one could ever catch the infamous invisible bicycle rider.
Inertia Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 Dwarf: I promise you, there's no such thing as possessed Bicycles. Troll: There wasn't until I let the wizard use it for his summoning class, why the heck do you have a trumpet. Dwarf: I was practising, i wondered how it got here without a rider... Bicycle: grrrr....
Shadows Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Troll: You came on THAT?! You must be braver than I thought!Dwarf: I have a bad feeling about this! I laughed a bit too hard at this one. Nice.
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