Cakeman Posted April 20, 2008 Posted April 20, 2008 So, as my first post I'm submitting my three captions: "Since neither of them fit on the bike, they never did find out why the kids played outside as soon as spring came." "I'm sorry, but they were out of horses." "I have mine, and since you're strong you can make an alto horn by bending that a bit and then we'll see who's the best player!"
SlyOwl Posted April 20, 2008 Posted April 20, 2008 The dwarf's and the troll's ideas of heavy metal were quite different...and neither was right...
hollisbrick Posted April 20, 2008 Posted April 20, 2008 Dwarf: "I thought you were joking when you said they were magic mushrooms!"
I Scream Clone Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 Dwarf: Thats it! I cant take anymore military budget cuts from the King! Ill be in my cave!
The Bricksmith Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 Dwarf: If you want the job you are going to have to ride the bike while playing the horn. Troll: Better than Wal-mart
Filozof Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 Dwarf: I give you trumpet, you give me bike. OK? Troll: NO! I want your beard! Dwarf: ... I told you, i can give you my beard!
Shadows Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 Our favourite dwarf and giant troll have made a small detour, visiting the EB RP thread, which, if I do say so myself, is a really fun read. For those of you not following it, it's basically Castle roleplay in the form of an ongoing story in which all of the Castle factions are represented, with characters played by the members of EB. I'm Aluvar, a 190yr old wizard with 4 talking birds who may be a bit of a time traveller, we haven't really been too specific about that... yet. You should take a look at it, but even if you don't, here is the excerpt of their visit to the ongoing story with Aluvar in green, Lord Kenneth of the Black Knights in blue, and a small boy in orange: Monster!Might explain the village we just left. Dead empty, not a soul to be found. We've received similar reports locally! NO! I MEAN... MONSTER!!! BEHIND YOU! The group turns to see a very large troll, accompanied by a dwarf. That's odd. Odd? It's downright bizarre. What's he doing with that thing? The bugle or the bicycle? I don't know, which one is the red one? That's the bicycle. I think they're arguing about something. Probably which one gets to ride first, though I don't think either one will do particularly well at it. Ride what? The bicycle. I see. No, I don't see, I'm lying. It's perfectly understandable, those won't be invented for a few hundred years. Oh, of course, that explains it. The dwarf and troll wander off towards the south, completely unaware of the confusion they've caused. So, lad, is that the kind of monster that attacked your brother? Which one? You have more than one brother? I meant which monster. Were there several? No. You sure he isn't your son? I don't think I even have a son, why do you ask? No reason... Silly, isn't it? Now go join in, it's Castle Month, in case you've been hiding in a cave or something! Last one in is a rotten drognor!
Grakul Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 He stood silent, unmoving and treacherously calm. But the troll and the dwarf would soon find out that "Widowmaker´s" reputation was well deserved.
Flatfoot Thompsen Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 Dwarf: "What ya say, sonny?" Troll: "How much for the bike!!!" Dwarf: "No, I don't buy tacos from Mike."
noxus Posted April 28, 2008 Posted April 28, 2008 Dwarf: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bicycle! Troll: Could you try that in a lower tone please. Dwarf: I like to ride my bicycle, I li. Troll: NEXT!
Oky Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 (edited) Dwarf: I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bicycle!Troll: Could you try that in a lower tone please. Dwarf: I like to ride my bicycle, I li. Troll: NEXT! Oh, I get it! It's from the new casting show "Castle Idol"! Nice! Silly, isn't it? LOL! Yeah, that is really silly! In fact, it sounds like something from Monthy Python or something! Silly detours On! Edited May 1, 2008 by Oky Wan Kenobi
Asuka Posted May 2, 2008 Posted May 2, 2008 (edited) A Sad Day In Music History Dwarf: Sorry to say but that´s your new business vehicle, green one.... we needed the Benz otherwise. Troll: I see.... may I recommend you a new and exciting way to store your trumpet...? :skull: Dwarf: But.... I want to play it on our judgement day party.... you know, 'it´s the end of the world as we know it'.... Troll: Well.... **** happens. Edited May 2, 2008 by Asuka
Asuka Posted May 2, 2008 Posted May 2, 2008 A Sad Day In The Fifties.... Troll: I would like to ride on that bike but I´m too fat.... Dwarf: I would like to ride on that bike but I´m too short.... Bike: I would like to be an action hero but I didn´t make it through the hearings....
Hinckley Posted May 7, 2008 Author Posted May 7, 2008 This contest is now closed for entries. A panel of judges will select the top 20 entries and a poll will be created shortly. Thanks to everyone for the great entries!
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