DESTRUCTOMAIDS!

[Lt. Veers]

I have maids coming over tomarrow!

It's been nice knowin' ya guys!

[Cyclone Titan]

My cleaning lady is the worst. She DESTROYED my Town plan gas station, Grand prix, service station and basically every new LEGO I have, luckily she left my USC(or CS?) Falcon alone.

[Athos]

We used to use a cleaning lady

Cleaning lady! Cleaning Lady! CLEANING LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry... when I was seven years old, my father ran off with the cleaning woman. My mother died of a broken heart. Now every timesomeone says cleaning woman, I go berserk.

Steve

[Captain Green Hair]

Cleaning lady! Cleaning Lady! CLEANING LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry... when I was seven years old, my father ran off with the cleaning woman. My mother died of a broken heart. Now every timesomeone says cleaning woman, I go berserk.

Steve

That s**ks dude, my mom ran off with her boss.

So if you're looking for compassion, you're in the wrong place!

[darkrebellion]

Something like this happen to me like 2 years ago. I go to school and leave all my lego sets safety and displayed. When I return I find a bad surprise. I enter in my room just to found my cloud city and AT-TE destroyed in all the floor. Since that day my collection cant be touch by others .

Edited May 16, 2008 by darkrebellion

[JINZONINGEN73]

I'm married.

And women... well, they sometimes get mad for no apparent reason.

Rest In Peace, Soulfeast.

V__V

[AgentRick]

NO! NOT THE MAIDS!

I once came home from a long day of school to find a track layout I spent days perfecting and a custom harbor ruined. I fear to take my more precious creations out of the boxes.

[Dovchenko]

Never had a maid, but once I blacked out for a few seconds when my UCS Tie Advanced fell on me from a tall shelf. BOOM and the thing fell, I hit the bed in a second.

[Siegfried]

I'd never let anyone clean my Lego but me...

[LEGOMAN132]

Not as bad as it could be.

but still how could they do that.

one of my friends moved once and they trashed his lego sets.

[Stealth Hunter]

I´m happy my family never had a maid.

But we have three cats which are able to destroy more LEGO than a maid could ever do.

[Oky]

I´m happy my family never had a maid.

But we have three cats which are able to destroy more LEGO than a maid could ever do.

Really? Where do you keep your Lego? I have two, and most of the time they never even touch my Lego.

[VBBN]

Wow, that's mild compared to my stories.

I have a few stories.

Well, my mom was actually the first. She was coming in, and she was getting asomething, lifted my DINO ATTACK chopper(7477) and dropped it, shattering it into millions of parts! The entire back section was damaged, and the inter structue was messed up.

My dogs are very destructive. One of them ate my club to the Dwarve mine troll, and his arm!. The other attacked sonic phantom. And the troll killer dog, ate HALF of the Astro fighter from MM, as well as the pilot, leaving only his armws and visor.

[cyclone501]

Well, no-one destroys my MOCs and my vigs, but I have had quite a few of my white legos ruined. 1. My mom and I are soda-holics. One-time, I stumbled and spilled diet coke all over my white baseplate. My only white baseplate. Also, we used to have a mouse problem. The used my white bricks as a toilet. I never leave my white bricks in the open anymore.

[Navy Trooper Fenson]

My dogs are very destructive. One of them ate my club to the Dwarve mine troll, and his arm!. The other attacked sonic phantom. And the troll killer dog, ate HALF of the Astro fighter from MM, as well as the pilot, leaving only his armws and visor.

God, what kind of dogs do you have? My Bobtail does just run over my Lego or is sitting on it.

My family don´t have got a maid or cleaner but my mother cleaned for a few years my room sometimes and then she damaged most of the time my 4483 AT-AT. Luckily she don´t clean anymore in my room because there is too much Lego.

[Naith]

ive never let anyone touch my mocs but ever since i got 2 cats its like im forbidden to use the green bushes from the wild west theme my cats are obsessed with them ill make a moc wake up in the morning and the moc will be fine but the cat has carefully stolen the bushes and ran off with them so i had to give up using them and just gave them to the cats to ease there curiousty lol

[cyclone501]

ive never let anyone touch my mocs but ever since i got 2 cats its like im forbidden to use the green bushes from the wild west theme my cats are obsessed with them ill make a moc wake up in the morning and the moc will be fine but the cat has carefully stolen the bushes and ran off with them so i had to give up using them and just gave them to the cats to ease there curiousty lol

My cats are just the same, only I have four.

[Deinonychus]

What is this..."dusting"?

I recently had to retire my Forbidden Island pirate set from display, and it had so much dust on it that it kind of looked like the whole thing was built in light gray bricks.

Besides, if you dust your display shelves how can you tell where to put something back when it gets moved?

[Sandy]

I'm married.

And women... well, they sometimes get mad for no apparent reason.

Rest In Peace, Soulfeast.

V__V

You must mean "Rest In Pieces".

A man should never underestimate the destructive power of an angry woman. In Shakespeare's words: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

As for those of you who have maids, now I can't stop thinking that all of you are some millionaires living in luxurious manors with a small army of black-clad maids and butlers and chefs. But I know very well that hired cleaning ladies can be called maids as well.

[Stealth Hunter]

Really? Where do you keep your Lego? I have two, and most of the time they never even touch my Lego.

I keep my LEGO on some shelves, but one of my cats seems to be obsessed with the sets and jumps on the shelves, so that my poor LEGO falls down.

Edited June 5, 2008 by Stealth Hunter