June 7, 200816 yr Henry: Junior where is your hat? Indy: Sir, my hat is the last article of clothing we should be worrying about Henry: It's not sir anymore....
June 7, 200816 yr Henry Jones Sr. : Marion hide the bomb! Marion: But I'm tempted. Guard: Has anyone seen a stupid girl with black hair? Marion: even more tempted!
June 7, 200816 yr My final entry: "Despite highly negative reviews and an angry mob of rabid fanboys, the Star Wars Holiday Special Part 2* was considered a success." This is a reference to the unforgivably horrible Star Wars holiday special from years back Batbrick Away!
June 7, 200816 yr Author Since the picture was kindly provided by everyone's favourite Fabuland Admin, I think I'll submit one as well. Entry #1 German1: Oh look Hans, happy tourists. I bet they're a married couple on their honeymoon. German2: You think? German1: He has zee whip... German2: Und what about zee ugly one in zee middle? German1: Mother-in-law. German2: Ach, isn't that always the way? German1: I don't know, she's kind of cute. German2: You've lost your glasses again, Fritz. Drive on!
June 7, 200816 yr The majority of the fans agreed that Lucas had finally lost it with "Indy V: SW crossover edition"
June 8, 200816 yr Submission One I guess we finally found out what George Lucas has been growing on his "Skywalker Ranch". Submission Two News anchor: ... and so Spielberg met his end. On other news, Indiana Jones 5, Raiders of the Star Wars Franchise has been anounced by George Lucas to hit the theaters next summer... Submission Three Indy (angry): Maybe you should come up with the escape plan next time, dad...
June 8, 200816 yr ENTRY 2 Henry Jones Sr: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? DONTCHA?!?! German 1:.......yes..........
June 8, 200816 yr Indy (to Germans): I'll give you fifty bucks if you don't tell Lucas. German: Ok. What about Spielberg. Indy: Don't worry. We'll fix him. (Marion pats idol against her other hand like a bat)
June 8, 200816 yr ENTRY ONE: German : Achtung, who arre zyou? Henry Jones: These aren't the droids you're looking for. *waves hand* German 2: Zees aren't zee droidz we are lookiing forr. *germans drive by* ENTRY TWO: *germans stop at Indy's gang* *german looks at them* German: Zaid's it! I'ave added with zis ot dessert and zee crazy people zat live in zit! I'm going zo Stalingrad! TT Edited June 8, 200816 yr by Tanotrooper
June 9, 200816 yr Henry Jones Hmm, this dress seems rather form fitting Nazi response(a) We all share the same mold! Nazi response(b) This is the fashion police! Put some more clothes on!
June 9, 200816 yr Gunner: I love halloween, don't you? Driver: (stops car, looks to side) Not anymore.
June 11, 200816 yr Dr. Jones, Sr.: "You call this archaeology?!?" Edited June 11, 200816 yr by Tacitus
June 11, 200816 yr 1. Mr Ford says, "Excuse me we seem to be lost. Which way to the Indiana Wars film shoot? German gunner, "I think you're looking for the Star Jones film." 2. Mr. Connery, "Oh those stupid costum designers. I said I was a size 4!" 3. Zam, "What the hill?! Is Lucas here? First Carrie calls in sick and now the Stormies! What is that? A hover Jeep? Come on, I quit! Edited June 11, 200816 yr by Rook
June 11, 200816 yr My Entries, #1 Indy: "Quick! We'll lose 'em in that old Star Wars make-up closet!" #2 Henry Sr.: "Well I'd say I look 20 years younger, Don't I?" #3 Guard Gunner :" Man, I've gotta lay off the open bar on Fridays." Driver:" Diddo." Edited June 13, 200816 yr by WisrthanU
June 11, 200816 yr Indies Dad to the Nazis: My milkshakes bring all the Nazis to the yard... or director to indi : CUT!!! Harrison wrong costume! or director to indi : CUT!!! Harrison wrong set!!!
June 11, 200816 yr I made the picture, but I'll enter anyway... Harrison Ford: We thought the writer's strike was bad. This costumer's strike will ruin the movie industry. Karen Allen: I don't understand why we need another version of Hamlet anyway... ... ... That was dumb.
June 12, 200816 yr Nazi driver: I'll take that woman in the bikini... wait, thats, thats, thats...Sean Connery! Mr. Connery sir, i'm a big fan, could you sign my truck? ......................................... Karen: These clothes won't be invented till' 2 decades from now... if I sell this on Ebay, I'll be rich! ......................................... Nazi gunner: Have you seen a dark haired woman, an old geezer and a guy with a fedora? They have a retirement party at 8pm. Edited June 12, 200816 yr by Cyclone Titan
June 12, 200816 yr Well heres mine. INDY: Shhhhh they might not notice just act normal. MARION: Oh shush of-course there going to notice. INDY: HA HA THEY DIDNT SO YOUR WRONG! NAZIS: HEY what was that noice.... Hope you like it
June 12, 200816 yr Cover art for the Adult DVD: "Indiana Bones in: The A** Crusade" (mods: feel free to censor/delete if this isn't appropriate... and while you're at it put some clothes on those figs )
June 12, 200816 yr I made the picture, but I'll enter anyway...Harrison Ford: We thought the writer's strike was bad. This costumer's strike will ruin the movie industry. Karen Allen: I don't understand why we need another version of Hamlet anyway... ... ... That was dumb. I thought the first half of it was clever, but don't understand why you added that second part...
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