June 20, 200816 yr Here's my entry: Indy: Dad.....why are you wearing that? Henry: Huh? Wearing what, son? Indy: That outfit.... Marion: You look like a cross-dresser or something.... Henry: Well of course. That's what I do in my spare time. (All of the Nazi's start to wolf-whistle) Marion: Oh-kay.... Indy: Oh my God....Bad Image...Bad Image....BAD IMAGE!
June 20, 200816 yr Klaus and Hans looked at each other sadly. The years had not been kind. This definitely wasn't what they'd expected when they'd booked tickets to the Spice Girl Reunion Tour. ~OR~ In an alternate reality in a galaxy far, far away, the Nazis really *had* invaded the ice planet of Hoth, Indy *had* scalped his own son to make a new toupee, and Sean Connery *really did* have a 24" wasp waist and could delectably fill a 36" B-cup. ~OR~ Sinner's revised entry for the Indiana Jones month contest raised eyebrows amongst fellow Eurobricks members, not least because of the one-handed typing he was doing when he finally clicked the 'post' button. 'It's all right,' he explained. 'I'm from Tasmania - all the women look like that here.' (Apologies to Tasmanians ) Edited June 20, 200816 yr by svelte_corps
June 20, 200816 yr German Gunner: Let me see your identification. Indy: [with a slight wave of his hand] You don't need to see his...uh...her identification. German Gunner: We don't need to see her identification. Indy: We aren't the guys you're looking for. German Gunner: They aren't the guys we're looking for. Indy: You can go about your business. German Gunner: We can go about our business. Indy: Move along. German Gunner (to German Driver): Driver, prepare to move out. Indy: What are you preparing?! You're always preparing! Just go! (Driver speeds off immediately, Gunner falls off the back)
June 21, 200816 yr Guard 1 (to Indiana/Solo): Hello, sir do you know this man? (points to leiah/Henry) Indiana:No. I just found him... uhh I mean her on the streets begging for food. Guard 2:Oh my god! Is that the guy from starwars? Indiana:No. I mean, ya.... but not exactly...... *stutters* Uhmm kinda.... but well...... (shoots guards) *Indiana and Henry/Leiah stare at eachother for 20 seconds blankly. Indiana shoots Henry with a laser gun. Other weird girl: Wait, was that a laser gun... arent you supposed to- (indiana shoots her too, and drives off in the car.)
June 22, 200816 yr Driver Nazi: Hey gorgeous!! Marion (thought) :Ewww! Sean Connery: Which one? Nazis. Indy, Marion: EWWWW!!!!
June 23, 200816 yr Nazi Soldier1: Hey, you RECURITS!!! Why are you in this funny outfit? Get changed immediately, or confinment for the three of you.... Nazi Soldier2: Kids, these days sure know their taste of Fashion! *Senior Jones whispering to Junior Jones* Senior: Junior, why can't we tell them we gotten rob earlier, and made us change into this funny outfit. Junior: BECAUSE, we are wanted by the Nazis!
July 2, 200816 yr kind of off topic but... i dont know, is this a real contest with a poll or just for fun?
July 2, 200816 yr Author kind of off topic but... i dont know, is this a real contest with a poll or just for fun? It's a real contest for fun. Only you can decide if you won. Personally, I think that everyone who participated is a winner! Well, not that one with the weird Ophelia reference. Nobody got that.
July 3, 200816 yr It's a real contest for fun. Only you can decide if you won.Personally, I think that everyone who participated is a winner! Well, not that one with the weird Ophelia reference. Nobody got that. Okay, thanks. This was definatley good for a few laughs.
July 3, 200816 yr Nazi #1: Um... what the %*&@ is that over there? *points the other in Indy's direction* Nazi #2: MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!!! ~~OR~~ The escape plan didn't turn out so well... Edited July 3, 200816 yr by Wilhelm screamer
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