Big T Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Henry: Junior where is your hat? Indy: Sir, my hat is the last article of clothing we should be worrying about Henry: It's not sir anymore.... Quote
mammymarf Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Henry Jones Sr. : Marion hide the bomb! Marion: But I'm tempted. Guard: Has anyone seen a stupid girl with black hair? Marion: even more tempted! Quote
Batbrick Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 My final entry: "Despite highly negative reviews and an angry mob of rabid fanboys, the Star Wars Holiday Special Part 2* was considered a success." This is a reference to the unforgivably horrible Star Wars holiday special from years back Batbrick Away! Quote
Shadows Posted June 7, 2008 Author Posted June 7, 2008 Since the picture was kindly provided by everyone's favourite Fabuland Admin, I think I'll submit one as well. Entry #1 German1: Oh look Hans, happy tourists. I bet they're a married couple on their honeymoon. German2: You think? German1: He has zee whip... German2: Und what about zee ugly one in zee middle? German1: Mother-in-law. German2: Ach, isn't that always the way? German1: I don't know, she's kind of cute. German2: You've lost your glasses again, Fritz. Drive on! Quote
Lord Of Pies Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 The majority of the fans agreed that Lucas had finally lost it with "Indy V: SW crossover edition" Quote
Eterneo Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 Submission One I guess we finally found out what George Lucas has been growing on his "Skywalker Ranch". Submission Two News anchor: ... and so Spielberg met his end. On other news, Indiana Jones 5, Raiders of the Star Wars Franchise has been anounced by George Lucas to hit the theaters next summer... Submission Three Indy (angry): Maybe you should come up with the escape plan next time, dad... Quote
Fire_Mario Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 ENTRY 2 Henry Jones Sr: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? DONTCHA?!?! German 1:.......yes.......... Quote
Skinny Boy Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 Indy (to Germans): I'll give you fifty bucks if you don't tell Lucas. German: Ok. What about Spielberg. Indy: Don't worry. We'll fix him. (Marion pats idol against her other hand like a bat) Quote
Tanotrooper Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 (edited) ENTRY ONE: German : Achtung, who arre zyou? Henry Jones: These aren't the droids you're looking for. *waves hand* German 2: Zees aren't zee droidz we are lookiing forr. *germans drive by* ENTRY TWO: *germans stop at Indy's gang* *german looks at them* German: Zaid's it! I'ave added with zis ot dessert and zee crazy people zat live in zit! I'm going zo Stalingrad! TT Edited June 8, 2008 by Tanotrooper Quote
Sir Dillon Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 It was then that Fritz realized they were not in heaven. Quote
maiq the liar Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 IndyHan: They went That-A way! --- Dr. Jones Sr.: YOU CAN'T AFFORD THIS! Quote
AgentRick Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Henry Jones Hmm, this dress seems rather form fitting Nazi response(a) We all share the same mold! Nazi response(b) This is the fashion police! Put some more clothes on! Quote
LegoJoe Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Gunner: I love halloween, don't you? Driver: (stops car, looks to side) Not anymore. Quote
Tacitus Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) Dr. Jones, Sr.: "You call this archaeology?!?" Edited June 11, 2008 by Tacitus Quote
Rook Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) 1. Mr Ford says, "Excuse me we seem to be lost. Which way to the Indiana Wars film shoot? German gunner, "I think you're looking for the Star Jones film." 2. Mr. Connery, "Oh those stupid costum designers. I said I was a size 4!" 3. Zam, "What the hill?! Is Lucas here? First Carrie calls in sick and now the Stormies! What is that? A hover Jeep? Come on, I quit! Edited June 11, 2008 by Rook Quote
Norro Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 The Peril of picking up Hitchhikers... God Bless, Nathan Quote
WisrthanU Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) My Entries, #1 Indy: "Quick! We'll lose 'em in that old Star Wars make-up closet!" #2 Henry Sr.: "Well I'd say I look 20 years younger, Don't I?" #3 Guard Gunner :" Man, I've gotta lay off the open bar on Fridays." Driver:" Diddo." Edited June 13, 2008 by WisrthanU Quote
Dovchenko Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) Nazi Driver: "Bad dates, or medichlorians?" Edited June 11, 2008 by sdpirate Quote
Mocha Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Indies Dad to the Nazis: My milkshakes bring all the Nazis to the yard... or director to indi : CUT!!! Harrison wrong costume! or director to indi : CUT!!! Harrison wrong set!!! Quote
Hinckley Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 I made the picture, but I'll enter anyway... Harrison Ford: We thought the writer's strike was bad. This costumer's strike will ruin the movie industry. Karen Allen: I don't understand why we need another version of Hamlet anyway... ... ... That was dumb. Quote
Cyclone Titan Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) Nazi driver: I'll take that woman in the bikini... wait, thats, thats, thats...Sean Connery! Mr. Connery sir, i'm a big fan, could you sign my truck? ......................................... Karen: These clothes won't be invented till' 2 decades from now... if I sell this on Ebay, I'll be rich! ......................................... Nazi gunner: Have you seen a dark haired woman, an old geezer and a guy with a fedora? They have a retirement party at 8pm. Edited June 12, 2008 by Cyclone Titan Quote
legoman94 Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Well heres mine. INDY: Shhhhh they might not notice just act normal. MARION: Oh shush of-course there going to notice. INDY: HA HA THEY DIDNT SO YOUR WRONG! NAZIS: HEY what was that noice.... Hope you like it Quote
Nyundi Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Cover art for the Adult DVD: "Indiana Bones in: The A** Crusade" (mods: feel free to censor/delete if this isn't appropriate... and while you're at it put some clothes on those figs ) Quote
Sir Dillon Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 I made the picture, but I'll enter anyway...Harrison Ford: We thought the writer's strike was bad. This costumer's strike will ruin the movie industry. Karen Allen: I don't understand why we need another version of Hamlet anyway... ... ... That was dumb. I thought the first half of it was clever, but don't understand why you added that second part... Quote
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