Hinckley Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 I thought the first half of it was clever, but don't understand why you added that second part... Because Ophelia in a Zam Wassel costume amused me. What, didn't anyone else major in Theater here? Quote
snowdog09 Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Caption Driver "Are tanks are empty why do we need big old truck!" Guard "Yeah, I wish we had a plug-in hybrid." Indy "Your worried about your truck.Yeah, and if you didn't know this I'm Indiana Jones." The they start fighting. Quote
I Scream Clone Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Ok here goes, 1. Indy: Any Chance of a lift? Nazi: Lemme guess, your going to the Clone Wars Premiere!? 2. Nazi: Hello Ladies, care to try our Jeeps 'Technic Suspension'?! 3. Nazi: Now thats what i call 'MEGA' Bloks! (wolf whistle) Quote
GloriusShadow Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Gunner:Havent we seen you guys before? Han Solo(Indy):The Star Wars movies? Gunner:Hmm...guess so...move along! Driver:Who is that hottie in bikini? Gunner:I said MOVE ALONG!!! Germans drive away,and after five minutes the Driver says:You know,the starwars movies havent come out yet... Gunner:... Quote
Wout Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 German driver against Indy: "You have a fine looking hooker, but can I pay less for her having a beard?" Quote
Trexxen Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Eh, here goes... German: Hey young man, how much does she charge? "Henrietta": It's free if you want to take me undercover... ~Trexxen Quote
Faramir Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Anyone else feel like Lucas is running out of ideas? Faramir Quote
Anubis Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 Here is my entry: "My god, Junior! Is THAT supposed to take us to Alderaan?" Quote
Tanotrooper Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 CAPTION III henry: there comes a car! indy: all right, keep quiet and stick to the plan. We're aliens and we come to take over the world, ok? Marion: ok. But they (and especially Marion) gazed up in fear when they saw that Adolf Hitler himself was driving the car... *A.H. looks very cold at them* *car drives by* Henry: uhm boy Indy: yes dad Henry: I think someone else already used your plan... TT Quote
mustang Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 weird dude # 1 : oh ow I think we're in the wrong movie ! weird dude # 2 : but but I thought this was space nazi's 2 ?? weird dude # 3 : what ?! isn't this space nazi's 2 ?? Cam. man : doooh you guys are sooo stupid !! Everbody can see that this is Jurassic park !!! Quote
superpeteypiranha Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 indy: excuse me, we're in the middle of a three men joke Quote
Lord David Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 Nazis: Oh great, here comes Lucas in his Leia outfit again. Quote
Rh3ttyC Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 Indiana Jones: and the Lost City of New Orleans Fresh from hiding from the Nazi General in a Cabaret Wardrob, AND after realising they're the only relatively normal-dressed people in the place, the Jones Boys and Marion decide to blend in. Henry Jones Snr. "This is into... Actually is isn't that bad..." Henry Jones Jnr. (Looks at Henry Snr. sideways, with a mixture of worried curiosity and warning that they might have to pay George for the use of his Father's EX catch-phrase) Quote
Skullossus Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 1. "And you thought Lucas ruined the Star Wars movies by re-editing them!?" 2. "CobraFlame517's first Lego MOC was severaly limited by the number of piece he got from the garage sale" 3. "EBay auction: Raiders of the Indiana Jones set! Mostly original parts, some substiutions, do not have time to check if all 100% Lego parts, please do not bit if you are not serious, paypal only. Check out my other auctions for Space Wars and Hairy Potter legos!" Quote
Zechariah Legio Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Clean Shaven Guard: That's the last time I let you drive! We’ve wondered into a Star-Wars set! Cowboy Mustashe Guard: I told you to ask directions at the last rest stop! Gaurds argue as they drive into the distance. Indy: Ha! Told you that’d fool them! Pay up! Sr. Jones: That was my last twenty! Marion: Indy, 1; Henry, zip. Quote
JimmytheJ Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 *awkward silence* Indy: There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this... I just can't think of one. Quote
Graynar Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 (edited) Indiana Solo (to Nazis): Look, I can explain! We were invited to both a Starwars and an Indiana Jones party. Sean Connery: Naturally, we couldn't decide on which one to go to. Marion: So we decided to start our own party -a mixture of both! First Nazi: Genius. Second Nazi: To think we thought they were the real ones who stole the idol. First Nazi: Well, we should still check them for ID... Sean Connery (waving his hand): You don't need to see our identification... Second Nazi: I take it back -IT'S THEM!! Indiana Solo: DAD! YOU IDIOT! Sean Connery: I confess, I did not think a simple jedi mind trick would give us away. EDIT: I should note that the above is all one caption...not 4. Edited June 17, 2008 by Graynar Quote
indy mainiac Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Nazi : hey you three what are you doing Indy: were playing dressing up, I am... Dr Henry Jones: I'm a girl....... Quote
Jessica Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Driver: Is this what I think it is? Indy: Umm this is so what you think it is Henry: I can't believe you said that Marion: I should be in the bikini Henry: I look much better in it Driver: No, you don't Quote
Shadows Posted June 18, 2008 Author Posted June 18, 2008 3. "EBay auction: Raiders of the Indiana Jones set! Mostly original parts, some substiutions, do not have time to check if all 100% Lego parts, please do not bit if you are not serious, paypal only. Check out my other auctions for Space Wars and Hairy Potter legos!" I've seen that auction. Powerseller. Brick or block or junk in the username. Usually more typos. Doesn't combine shipping. Nice job! Quote
Algernon Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 "The Russian troops stumble upon an ancient artifact of the legendary Three Transvestites." Quote
Zepher Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Indy: Oh god, this, this isn't what it looks like! (That's my first entry, I'll think of others, I promise.) Quote
Captain Green Hair Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Driver: Oooh ze have a great doctor! (read with german accent) Gunner: but not great enough! *starts shooting* Quote
Norro Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 It was then that Harrison realized the rumors about Lucas were true... I thought the first half of it was clever, but don't understand why you added that second part... Because I had considered a Hamlet reference and grate minds think alike... God Bless, Nathan Quote
Zepher Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 Indy: We're on the run. Please don't tell George where we are. I don't think I can handle another movie... Quote
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