DarkYamiDragon Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 Here's my entry: Indy: Dad.....why are you wearing that? Henry: Huh? Wearing what, son? Indy: That outfit.... Marion: You look like a cross-dresser or something.... Henry: Well of course. That's what I do in my spare time. (All of the Nazi's start to wolf-whistle) Marion: Oh-kay.... Indy: Oh my God....Bad Image...Bad Image....BAD IMAGE! Quote
Svelte Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 (edited) Klaus and Hans looked at each other sadly. The years had not been kind. This definitely wasn't what they'd expected when they'd booked tickets to the Spice Girl Reunion Tour. ~OR~ In an alternate reality in a galaxy far, far away, the Nazis really *had* invaded the ice planet of Hoth, Indy *had* scalped his own son to make a new toupee, and Sean Connery *really did* have a 24" wasp waist and could delectably fill a 36" B-cup. ~OR~ Sinner's revised entry for the Indiana Jones month contest raised eyebrows amongst fellow Eurobricks members, not least because of the one-handed typing he was doing when he finally clicked the 'post' button. 'It's all right,' he explained. 'I'm from Tasmania - all the women look like that here.' (Apologies to Tasmanians ) Edited June 20, 2008 by svelte_corps Quote
wolford61 Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 German Gunner: Let me see your identification. Indy: [with a slight wave of his hand] You don't need to see his...uh...her identification. German Gunner: We don't need to see her identification. Indy: We aren't the guys you're looking for. German Gunner: They aren't the guys we're looking for. Indy: You can go about your business. German Gunner: We can go about our business. Indy: Move along. German Gunner (to German Driver): Driver, prepare to move out. Indy: What are you preparing?! You're always preparing! Just go! (Driver speeds off immediately, Gunner falls off the back) Quote
Fonchezzz Posted June 21, 2008 Posted June 21, 2008 Guard 1 (to Indiana/Solo): Hello, sir do you know this man? (points to leiah/Henry) Indiana:No. I just found him... uhh I mean her on the streets begging for food. Guard 2:Oh my god! Is that the guy from starwars? Indiana:No. I mean, ya.... but not exactly...... *stutters* Uhmm kinda.... but well...... (shoots guards) *Indiana and Henry/Leiah stare at eachother for 20 seconds blankly. Indiana shoots Henry with a laser gun. Other weird girl: Wait, was that a laser gun... arent you supposed to- (indiana shoots her too, and drives off in the car.) Quote
Snake...SNAKE...SNAAAAKE?! Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 Driver Nazi: Hey gorgeous!! Marion (thought) :Ewww! Sean Connery: Which one? Nazis. Indy, Marion: EWWWW!!!! Quote
WhiteFang Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 Nazi Soldier1: Hey, you RECURITS!!! Why are you in this funny outfit? Get changed immediately, or confinment for the three of you.... Nazi Soldier2: Kids, these days sure know their taste of Fashion! *Senior Jones whispering to Junior Jones* Senior: Junior, why can't we tell them we gotten rob earlier, and made us change into this funny outfit. Junior: BECAUSE, we are wanted by the Nazis! Quote
Piranha Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 Guards: "And we thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a weird movie" Quote
JimBee Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 kind of off topic but... i dont know, is this a real contest with a poll or just for fun? Quote
Shadows Posted July 2, 2008 Author Posted July 2, 2008 kind of off topic but... i dont know, is this a real contest with a poll or just for fun? It's a real contest for fun. Only you can decide if you won. Personally, I think that everyone who participated is a winner! Well, not that one with the weird Ophelia reference. Nobody got that. Quote
JimBee Posted July 3, 2008 Posted July 3, 2008 It's a real contest for fun. Only you can decide if you won.Personally, I think that everyone who participated is a winner! Well, not that one with the weird Ophelia reference. Nobody got that. Okay, thanks. This was definatley good for a few laughs. Quote
Wilhelm screamer Posted July 3, 2008 Posted July 3, 2008 (edited) Nazi #1: Um... what the %*&@ is that over there? *points the other in Indy's direction* Nazi #2: MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!!! ~~OR~~ The escape plan didn't turn out so well... Edited July 3, 2008 by Wilhelm screamer Quote
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