Posted June 24, 200816 yr In a stupid attempt to get my posts up and get one of my comedies in the new index, and not revive the old topic, and...the possibilities are endless. So, without further adieu, the NEW LEGO Idol. Ryo: Welcome to the New LEGO Idol, I am your host Ryo Seacrest, and we have our judges, as always. Lewa Nuva(Randy), with Agent Trace as Paula this time, and Meca One(Simon). The beggining.... Ryo: In the beggining, LEGO Idol was started out by then bad grammared speller Cyclone Titan. Today, he can spell anything(A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G), and his comedic genius has improved. The original comedy was called "Lego Idol/Hikarus Hot Tips". His comedy gained some fame, yet was not 'critically acclaimed'. The writer's posts started decreasing, and he soon left the board. He came back later and with a somewhat improved sense of grammar. He didn't post all that often, but he found time for his comedy. Fast forward 6 months... You are in this time period, right now, before this, you were in then. And yes, when will then be now? Well, technically, then is now, so... Anyway, EF is discontinued(hence Hitomi being replaced by Trace), this comedy is old, and my feet smell. This, is LEGO Idol. *Theme music plays* Ryo: Welcome to The Mobile Command Center. Today we will see the LEGO Agents preform, and if they win they will go to Dr. Inferno's Volcano base, courtesy of Inferno Industries. And Volvo, 'drive two'. First up we have Agent Fuse. Agent Fuse: I decided to do this for me. Because well, I'm awesome...*gets red* RIGHT?!!!! Ryo: Singing Secret Agent man, Agent Fuse. Fuse: We are the champions, my friends and we'll-- Meca One: Stop! I'm sorry Fuse, but that was horrendous, and it wasn't even Secret Agent man. Lewa: Yeah, I have to agree dawg. That wasn't the song, ya' know? Trace: You rock Fuse, I mean, you know? Fuse: Thanks Trace...*gets red* BUT LEWA AND MECA ONE, I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU, YOU-- Ryo: Now, lets go to a commercial break. Announcer: You know you have greed. You know you want weapons. But where do you get them? Inferno Industries. *chime* Anouncer: Hi, I'm Drivesafe Orelse, and I'm the manager of safety in Volvo's. Volvo, drive two. Ryo: Apparently, Agent Fuse has a short temper, and and exploding mechanism. Anyway, next up is Spy-Clops. Spy-Clops: I decided to do this for Grand Theft Auto 4, so I can steal things, and date hot girls. Ryo: Singing the Spider Man theme song, Spy-Clops. Spy-Clops: Spider Man, Spider Man, does whatever a Spider Man does... Trace: I hate to say it, but, that was actually good. Meca One: Another evil doer, exxxcellent. That was good. Lewa: Your going to Sentai FortressThe Volcano base! Spy-Clops: YAY!!! I'm a pretty pony! Ryo: Errr, up next is Agent Chase. Chase: I did this to destroy Dr. Inferno with my awesome singing. Thats all. Ryo: Singing Secret Agent Man, Agent Chase. Chase: Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man... Trace: I loved it. I love you. *makes a rawr sound* Chase: *blushes* You love me?! *Goes back to calm, collected form* I mean Cool. Lewa: That was cool dawg. I liked it. Meca One: You are going to The Volcano base. Ryo: we'll be right back. Announcer: You know you have greed. You know you want weapons. But where do you get them? Inferno Industries. *chime* Anouncer: Hi, I'm Drivesafe Orelse, and I'm the manager of safety in Volvo's. Volvo, drive two. Audience member: BOO!! These are the same commercials! Me: I have limited creativity. Ryo: Were back, but the show is ending, so long. Hope you enjoyed it. Edited July 5, 200915 yr by Cyclone Titan
June 24, 200816 yr Pretty good! One thing, is perhaps Lewa isn't the best character as Lewa. Pohuatu perhaps? Anyway, nice work.
June 24, 200816 yr Author I dunno, its just Lewa seemed kinda joky and his personality kinda(in my mind) seemed like Randy.
June 25, 200816 yr Author Thanks Zero, wow, great comments coming from experienced members means a lot. Also, for those of you who don't get the Volvo thing, well, Ford sponsors American Idol, and Volvo sponsors LEGO, so I did a parody on the Ford commercials(Ford's slogan is "Drive one", so my fictional Volvo slogan is "Drive two".) Edited June 25, 200816 yr by Cyclone Titan
June 26, 200816 yr Author Sorry to DP but...Mini-sode 1: Agent Fuse's...fuse! Fuse: I have a fuse, a big one. By fuse I mean a short temper...and exploding mechanism inside. See it all happened... On a holiday in CambodiaMiami... I was living it up on Miami beach when all the sudden a shark turned up, *Jaw's music plays* and it was none other than Dr. Inferno's missile shark. How do I know? Bachelors degree in Geography. Sharks don't live in Florida...or do they? OK, I saw the missile launcher. B-But, I did get to it! Then it tried to eat me. But I got on top of it and rode it. It was like riding a bull. Too bad I've never rode a bull in my life. Anyway it took me to Breakjaw's...big buoy, yeah, thats what it was. Yeah. So he planted this explding device in me, and if I ever lost my temper it would explode, soooooo... Me: Thats enough Fuse, you turned this mini-sode into a 'medi-sode'. Fuse: Well i'm sorry! Jeez I oughta... The end, hope you liked it somewhat. I'm not ashamed of it, but its not one of my best works. CT Edited June 26, 200816 yr by Cyclone Titan
June 29, 200816 yr Author Okay, now i'm TPing, and i'm sorry and all, but this is the last episode until 2 weeks from now. Ryo: Okay guys, how can we get more people to watch? Meca One: Get better singers. Lewa: More rap, yo! Trace: More hot looking guys! All except Trace: Sigh. Ryo: Wait, wait, don't tell me! Lewa: You got something?! Ryo: No, the guys from 'Wait, wait, don't tell me' come on! All except Ryo: Sigh. Lewa: wait, yo, how about the dawg's from the LEGO licenses? Voice-over announcer: And with that, the LEGO Idol team struck liquid gold. Ryo: Yeah! And there could be Luke Skywalker! Meca One: And Spongebob! Trace: And Harrison Ford... All except Trace: YEAH! Trace: No sighs?! Cool! Ryo*on the phone*: Mr. Lucas? Ah, this is Ryo Seacrest... Meca One*on the phone*: Mr Hillenburg? Yes, this is Meca One... Trace*on the phone*: Mr Spielburg? Hi, this is Agent Trace... Lewa*on the phone*: Mr. DC comic's guy? Wazzup, this is Lewa Nuva... Ryo: Good news! I got Star Wars to come! Meca One: I got Spongebob to come! Trace: I got Indiana Jones and co. to come! Lewa: I got the Batman guys to come! All: YES!!! *They break out into song* Easy Street, Easy Street, thats where I wanna be, yesiree... Ryo: Hello, and welcome to this weeks edition of LEGO Idol! Tonight is licensed themes night, where your favorite characters come to sing! First up we have Han Solo! Han: I did this to save the Empire--I mean Rebels, yeah, Rebels. Ryo: Singing the Star Wars theme song, Han Solo. Han: Dud duh duh duh, duhh, duhhhh, duh duh duh duh duh... Meca One: You were humming, not even singing the song, Z-! Han: No! Trace: You're so cute i'd let you go to Dr. Inferno's base anyday... Lewa: Go back to the Empire. Han: You mean Rebels? NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!! Ryo: Up next is Dr. Victor Fries-- Mr. Freeze: You mean Mr. Freeze. Ryo: Errm, yes, Mr. Freeze. Mr. Freeze, I did this for my wife, Nora. Ryo: Singing Ice, Ice, Baby, Mr. Freeze. Mr. Freeze: Ice, ice baby, ice ice baby... Meca One: Very cold hearted, but oh so good! Trace: I feel sympathetic, yes. Lewa: Your going to the Volcano base, but you might want to lose the German accent. Ryo: And now a commercial break. Announcer: You know you have greed. You know you want weapons. But where do you get them? Inferno Industries. *chime* Anouncer: Hi, I'm Drivesafe Orelse, and I'm the manager of safety in Volvo's. Volvo, drive two. Same audience guy: Thats it, I'm quitting! Me: You don't even work here! Audience guy: You know Bob? Thats me! Me: No! Bob, wait!... Ryo: Up next is Indiana Jones. Indiana: I did this to donate more money to Marshall college... Meca One: Nice try...Ford! Harrison: Damn! I thought I had another chance! Ryo: Up next is Spongebob. Spongebob: I did this for My bestest friend in the whole world...Squidward! Squidward*at home*: Oh no. Ryo: Singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song, Spongebob. Spongebob: Are you ready kids? Aye, aye captain! I can't hear you! Aye, aye captain! Ohhhhhhh... Meca One: Too gleeful. Trace: So gleeful. Lewa: Welcome to the Volcano base! Spongebob: We made it, Squiddy! Squidward*at home*: Oh dear. Hoped you liked it. CT Edited July 5, 200915 yr by Cyclone Titan
February 4, 200916 yr Author This is the last revival, I swear. Just for the ratings... But honestly, please, help a small station thats in need *Starts singing U2* Please, please, please, get up off your knees now... CT
February 5, 200916 yr Interesting chapter. Funny, I was just watching American Idol, and before that I listened to Kill Your Idols by Static X.
February 5, 200916 yr Author Nice work, though pictures through out, hopefully of lego, would be very nice. I could try, but my picture taking and uploading skills are very poor, though. CT
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