ASLUME (formerly Batman (DC Superheroes) 2024 - Rumors & Discussion)

[Renny The Spaceman]

Here's my LEGO santa tierlist, unfortunately it is not as JPEG as I wished it to be

[psqidexslizer]

36 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

*snip*

Here's my LEGO santa tierlist, unfortunately it is not as JPEG as I wished it to be

Why is Friends Santa hot??? 😳😳😳

[CloneCommando99]

6 hours ago, Max_Lego said:

- You... You are...

- Yeah. I'm stupid.

We all know Man is stupid, just how stupid he is?

Here's a Christmas gift for the inmates of the Aslume - a custom Lego Man minifigure, requested by @Mandalorianknight:

Horns had to be cut away, so that Man isn't horny like "bat-man"

Better late than never... Or vice versa?

It’s beautiful. Thank you and merry Christmas.

 

T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the Aslume,

Not a jonkler was stirring, not even @legoturtle

The Lego boxes were hung by the armoury with care,

In hopes that Demolition Dummy will soon be there.

 

The inmates were nestled all snug in their cells,

while visions of Mara Jade danced in their heads,

and Blacktron with their weapons and I with my ring,

had just settled our sights for a big bacon bap.

When out on the Endor Bunker there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my cell to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I sped like a Ezra Miller,

Tore open the bars and gave myself a rash.

 

Yada yada yada

 

He was slender and yellow, a right old bloke

And I jonkled when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A blank stare of his eyes and a ejection of his head,

Soon gave me to know that he had no sanity left.


He spoke not a jonk, but went straight to his work

And filled the boxes (with pipe bombs), then turned with a r/dccomicscirclejerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, through the wall he burst!

 

He sprang to his unicycle, to his stupid squad gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like a bee 

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of production,

”Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good Jonk!”

 

Merry Christmas lads

[Murdoch17]

37 minutes ago, CloneCommando99 said:

T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the Aslume,

Not a jonkler was stirring, not even @legoturtle

The Lego boxes were hung by the armoury with care,

In hopes that Demolition Dummy will soon be there.

 

The inmates were nestled all snug in their cells,

while visions of Mara Jade danced in their heads,

and Blacktron with their weapons and I with my ring,

had just settled our sights for a big bacon bap.

When out on the Endor Bunker there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my cell to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I sped like a Ezra Miller,

Tore open the bars and gave myself a rash.

 

Yada yada yada

 

He was slender and yellow, a right old bloke

And I jonkled when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A blank stare of his eyes and a ejection of his head,

Soon gave me to know that he had no sanity left.


He spoke not a jonk, but went straight to his work

And filled the boxes (with pipe bombs), then turned with a r/dccomicscirclejerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, through the wall he burst!

 

He sprang to his unicycle, to his stupid squad gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like a bee 

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of production,

”Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good Jonk!”

 

Merry Christmas lads

That... was... AWESOME!  Happy Merry Christmahaunakwanazas to those who celebrate!

Edited December 24, 2024 by Murdoch17

[Renny The Spaceman]

56 minutes ago, psqidexslizer said:

Why is Friends Santa hot??? 😳😳😳

THEY TURNED SANTA INTO A TWINK, I WON'T STAND FOR THIS!

I'd accept making the tooth fairy or jack frost twinks, maybe Jesus at a push but this is going too far! Santa isn't Santa if he's not round and jolly

47 minutes ago, CloneCommando99 said:

It’s beautiful. Thank you and merry Christmas.

 

T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the Aslume,

Not a jonkler was stirring, not even @legoturtle

The Lego boxes were hung by the armoury with care,

In hopes that Demolition Dummy will soon be there.

 

The inmates were nestled all snug in their cells,

while visions of Mara Jade danced in their heads,

and Blacktron with their weapons and I with my ring,

had just settled our sights for a big bacon bap.

When out on the Endor Bunker there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my cell to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I sped like a Ezra Miller,

Tore open the bars and gave myself a rash.

 

Yada yada yada

 

He was slender and yellow, a right old bloke

And I jonkled when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A blank stare of his eyes and a ejection of his head,

Soon gave me to know that he had no sanity left.


He spoke not a jonk, but went straight to his work

And filled the boxes (with pipe bombs), then turned with a r/dccomicscirclejerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, through the wall he burst!

 

He sprang to his unicycle, to his stupid squad gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like a bee 

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of production,

”Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good Jonk!”

 

Merry Christmas lads

Oh this is beautiful, this is why the ring chose you, your imagination breeds beautiful, dummy based art

[Swordy]

“Spirit, I beg you. Please. I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year. I will take the job offer at M-Tron. I will sell Blacktron back to the old shareholders who will run the company into the ground. I will army-build Superman mechs, I will buy twelve hundred of them for the sake of LEGO DC. I will watch another DC movie someday maybe whenever I get the opportunity. Oh, I will live in the Past, Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three Caballeros shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the rude writing on this child’s drawing!”

…

GAAH! Ouch, my head hurts.

Wait, the metal frame of the bed—yes! It is my own! The mat cushion is my own, the dreary cell is my own! Best and happiest of all, this Insanity is my own!

I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future! The Spirits of all Three Caballeros shall strive within me. O Turtle O’Malley! Heaven and Christmas-time be praised for this! I say it on my knees, old RiddlerDC, on my knees!

I don’t know what to do! I am as light as a Soup, I am as happy as an Anakin’s angel, I am as merry as a schoolgirl Barbara who’s unrelated to Bats. I am as giddy as Drunken Man™. A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! Ha ha! HAA HAA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I don’t know what day of the month it is. I don’t know how long I have been among the Caballeros. I don’t know anything. I’m quite a stupid Man. Never mind, I don’t care; I’d rather be a Man. Ha ha! HAA HAA HAA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

The out of tune bells outside—oh, glorious, glorious! The bitter cold stone floor, the smokey air, the rotten smell of skeletons in CloneCommando’s closet, the broken bells—oh, glorious, glorious!

 

You there! What’s to-day, my fellow inmate?

Edited December 25, 2024 by Swordy

[psqidexslizer]

Pirates of the Caribbean is getting a revival via Icons. I don’t know who said at this rate DC was just gonna get rolled into Icons, but I wish they were right.

[Agent Kallus]

4 hours ago, Swordy said:

You there! What’s to-day, my fellow inmate?

Today's Christmas. Afraid I can't run and buy a turkey for Tiny Tim. I'm too incarcerated.

[Mandalorianknight]

4 hours ago, Swordy said:

You there! What’s to-day, my fellow inmate?

Why, Life Day of course! Chewbacca will soon be home to visit his family!

 

Merry Christmas, fellow inmates!

[Murdoch17]

Happy Holidays fellow Aslume inmates! May all your presents rattle with Danish ABS and may all your plastic brick-based dreams come true... and not in a monkey's paw-kinda way!

[Agent Kallus]

1 hour ago, Murdoch17 said:

Happy Holidays fellow Aslume inmates! May all your presents rattle with Danish ABS and may all your plastic brick-based dreams come true... and not in a monkey's paw-kinda way!

What if the Simpsons set isn't Krusty Burger but is is a buildable monkey's paw from that treehouse of horrors episode.

[CloneCommando99]

Merry Christmas lads.

 

 

[Renny The Spaceman]

3 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Merry Christmas lads.

Merry Christmas my fellow inmate. As a Brit how would you rank the Nativity films (the greatest films to watch pissed on Christmas)

 

4 hours ago, Murdoch17 said:

 may all your plastic brick-based dreams come true... and not in a monkey's paw-kinda way!

🤞Dummy for president, the night's still young🤞

[Mandalorianknight]

4 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

 

🤞Dummy for president, the night's still young🤞

At least in the US, at 15 years of age, the Dummy is ineligible to run for president and will remain so until 2048.

 

8 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Merry Christmas lads

Merry Christmas!

8 hours ago, Agent Kallus said:

What if the Simpsons set isn't Krusty Burger but is is a buildable monkey's paw from that treehouse of horrors episode.

It's a UCS Son of Simp

[psqidexslizer]

16 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

 

🤞Dummy for president, the night's still young🤞

Presidents can be replaced. Dummy for supreme dictator!

[Renny The Spaceman]

1 hour ago, psqidexslizer said:

Presidents can be replaced. Dummy for supreme dictator!

IDK, I don't think he'd really want to be our leader for the long haul, I feel if we made the right argument he'd be willing to be in charge for the short term, just to fix things, but I think he'd not want all the responsibility. He should have the ability at all times to take the reigns if need be though 

[ARC2149Nova]

11 hours ago, psqidexslizer said:

Dummy for supreme dictator!

I can get behind this. After all...

He is Black and Yellow.

[Renny The Spaceman]

8 hours ago, ARC2149Nova said:

I can get behind this. After all...

He is Black and Yellow.

Well, he's yellow and black really

[RedHoodPug]

2 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

Well, he's yellow and black really

Batman is Blacktron. Signal is the Dummy. Bumblebee is the uniting force. Dumbletronman will prevail.

[psqidexslizer]

Is Sinestro a member of The Dummy’s army? 🧐

[Renny The Spaceman]

5 hours ago, RedHoodPug said:

Batman is Blacktron. Signal is the Dummy. Bumblebee is the uniting force. Dumbletronman will prevail.

You are wise beyond your years

Edited December 27, 2024 by Renny The Spaceman

[CloneCommando99]

On 12/25/2024 at 1:18 PM, Swordy said:

“Spirit, I beg you. Please. I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year. I will take the job offer at M-Tron. I will sell Blacktron back to the old shareholders who will run the company into the ground. I will army-build Superman mechs, I will buy twelve hundred of them for the sake of LEGO DC. I will watch another DC movie someday maybe whenever I get the opportunity. Oh, I will live in the Past, Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three Caballeros shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the rude writing on this child’s drawing!”…

It’s good to hear that you have turned your back on Blacktron. Shall you be joining me in vanquishing them once and for all? Such an incompetent organisation can hardly be permitted to exist.

[Swordy]

On 12/25/2024 at 11:29 AM, Agent Kallus said:

Today's Christmas. Afraid I can't run and buy a turkey for Tiny Tim. I'm too incarcerated.

On 12/25/2024 at 11:35 AM, Mandalorianknight said:

Why, Life Day of course! Chewbacca will soon be home to visit his family!

Christmas Day! or Life Day! I didn’t miss it. Either the Spirits have done it all in one night or just under eleven months. Whatever, they can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can.

 

I’m a changed man, I know it! I have changed my profile picture to represent my recent employment as merch representative at M-Tron, the second-coolest Space faction. Switching to trans-neon green windshields and getting magnets as part of your ride are great bonuses to leaving Blacktron too.

(I’ll change to the Soup mech come January. My thought is to recreate the 2025 movie poster, although I’m unsure how it can be done.)

2 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

It’s good to hear that you have turned your back on Blacktron. Shall you be joining me in vanquishing them once and for all? Such an incompetent organisation can hardly be permitted to exist.

I mean, to be frank (although my name is *censored*), that’s a pretty poor reason for vanquishing them. If they’ll collapse all on their own—which they undoubtedly will if they keep adding more yellow to their spaceships than they used to—then so be it. Why get your hands dirty when the system is doomed anyway? Besides, I’ve still got buddies over there, and I’d rather them leave out of free will and peacefully.

Instead, buy M-Tron merch so that they can stay more profitable than Blacktron—each order comes with some free refrigerator magnets!

[Mandalorianknight]

3 hours ago, Swordy said:

I mean, to be frank (although my name is *censored*), that’s a pretty poor reason for vanquishing them. If they’ll collapse all on their own—which they undoubtedly will if they keep adding more yellow to their spaceships than they used to—then so be it. Why get your hands dirty when the system is doomed anyway? Besides, I’ve still got buddies over there, and I’d rather them leave out of free will and peacefully.

Instead, buy M-Tron merch so that they can stay more profitable than Blacktron—each order comes with some free refrigerator magnets!

Instructions unclear, ate my refrigerator magnets. 

Congrats on the change in employment, I hope your new company's the next to get sets.

Edited December 29, 2024 by Mandalorianknight

[Swordy]

2 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said:

Instructions unclear, ate my refrigerator magnets. 

Congrats on the change in employment, I hope your new company's the next to get sets.

*insert gif of Drax laughing hysterically*

Uh, well… take that up with HR? They might be in the middle of a case where someone got split in half by two magnets, but I’m sure they could take care of that for you.

We need Trans-neon green back for that to happen. Trans-bright green just won’t do. *sigh* Curious what the reaction to the Blacktron II GWP will be.