CloneCommando99 Posted January 2 Posted January 2 30 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said: (Sometimes known as Goth City). Goth city? Ah yes, that’s where Merrin and Raven live. They share an apartment in the west end. Quote
THELEGOBATMAN Posted January 2 Posted January 2 44 minutes ago, CloneCommando99 said: Goth city? Ah yes, that’s where Merrin and Raven live. They share an apartment in the west end. What is Merrin doing in Goth Ham city? Is she from another universe? 🧐🧐🧐 Quote
CloneCommando99 Posted January 2 Posted January 2 (edited) 13 minutes ago, THELEGOBATMAN said: What is Merrin doing in Goth Ham city? Is she from another universe? 🧐🧐🧐 Tanalorr is actually a gateway to all major locations in what I call the “Aslume-verse.” That’s why Dagan Gera wanted to control it so much. It could essentially be used as a staging ground for a Bedlam Raider invasion into Ham City, London, Fan y Big (actual place in wales), Lego City, Goth City, Harambe’s enclosure, any and all Greggs (the steak bakes must flow) and Officer Bald’s bedroom. It is a very strategic position. (IT’S MINE!!!!) Edited January 2 by CloneCommando99 Quote
Mandalorianknight Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Just now, CloneCommando99 said: Tanalorr IS MINE 13 minutes ago, THELEGOBATMAN said: What is Merrin doing in Goth Ham city? Is she from another universe? 🧐🧐🧐 from ANOTHER another dimension, as they say Quote
CloneCommando99 Posted January 2 Posted January 2 2 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said: IS MINE Don’t make me pull out the Orange Lantern! TANALORR IS MINE!!!! Quote
Mandalorianknight Posted January 2 Posted January 2 (edited) 7 minutes ago, CloneCommando99 said: Don’t make me pull out the Orange Lantern! TANALORR IS MINE!!!! You would need an orange lantern to claim ownership of Tanalorr? All I need is my saberstaff, because TANALORR IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! And if Mara ever is made canon, Tanalorr is like the most likely place for a post- imperial Mara to live (since it's a lore reason for her to not be in the sequels) Actually I can totally see a situation where Mara and Luke are attached to eachother, Tanalorr comes to their attention, and Mara, burnt out from the Emperor's hand since she was a kid plus 5+ years of smuggler life after everything she knew died, decides to live there. Keeps their relationship canon while fitting both characters and adding some tragedy+ slightly more reason for Luke to go from "There's still good in my genocidal dad" to instinctively trying to kill his nephew for having a bad dream. Edited January 2 by Mandalorianknight Quote
Renny The Spaceman Posted January 2 Posted January 2 4 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said: You would need an orange lantern to claim ownership of Tanalorr? All I need is my saberstaff, because TANALORR IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! And if Mara ever is made canon, Tanalorr is like the most likely place for a post- imperial Mara to live (since it's a lore reason for her to not be in the sequels) Actually I can totally see a situation where Mara and Luke are attached to eachother, Tanalorr comes to their attention, and Mara, burnt out from the Emperor's hand since she was a kid plus 5+ years of smuggler life after everything she knew died, decides to live there. Keeps their relationship canon while fitting both characters and adding some tragedy+ slightly more reason for Luke to go from "There's still good in my genocidal dad" to instinctively trying to kill his nephew for having a bad dream. I am barely following here but why does his girlfriend moving home justify Luke trying to kill someone? 17 minutes ago, CloneCommando99 said: Tanalorr is actually a gateway to all major locations in what I call the “Aslume-verse.” That’s why Dagan Gera wanted to control it so much. It could essentially be used as a staging ground for a Bedlam Raider invasion into Ham City, London, Fan y Big (actual place in wales), Lego City, Goth City, Harambe’s enclosure, any and all Greggs (the steak bakes must flow) and Officer Bald’s bedroom. It is a very strategic position. (IT’S MINE!!!!) A Harambe joke in the 2020s? Commando why didn't you tell us you wrote for that Powerpuff girls reboot? Quote
CloneCommando99 Posted January 2 Posted January 2 4 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said: You would need an orange lantern to claim ownership of Tanalorr? All I need is my saberstaff, because TANALORR IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! No! IT’S MINEEEEE— Wait. What are we doing? Maybe we should have shared custody? 6 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said: Actually I can totally see a situation where Mara and Luke are attached to eachother, Tanalorr comes to their attention, and Mara, burnt out from the Emperor's hand since she was a kid plus 5+ years of smuggler life after everything she knew died, decides to live there. Keeps their relationship canon while fitting both characters and adding some tragedy+ slightly more reason for Luke to go from "There's still good in my genocidal dad" to instinctively trying to kill his nephew for having a bad dream. Cool theory. Or maybe whilst Mara’s visiting there there’s a sudden shift of black holes or a traitor (Bode’s ghost!!!) destroys all the compasses that Cal made. That way Mara, Merrin and Cal couldn’t be freed to help rebuild the greater order until someone locates one of the other compasses that Santari Khri hid away that weren’t on Koboh. Then during the NJO movie Rey finds one of said compasses. And just in time because the Zeffo have returned to the galaxy. And are out to conquer it for the Grysk. And who would be better for the task of helping Rey than Cal Kestis. The only Jedi who has experience with Zeffo tech since Cordova died. (A difference in time flow between Tanalorr and the rest of the galaxy would also be optimal as then Cal and Merrin would still be in their prime.) 10 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said: A Harambe joke in the 2020s? Commando why didn't you tell us you wrote for that Powerpuff girls reboot? I didn’t. The ring did. It has a similar though pattern to me. Quote
Mandalorianknight Posted January 2 Posted January 2 36 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said: I am barely following here but why does his girlfriend moving home justify Luke trying to kill someone? It doesn't at all, but Luke never being able to see someone he loves again adds a little to hurting his mental state, and him having a vastly deteriorated or unstable mental state is the only way I can see Luke igniting his lightsaber against a sleeping minor. 27 minutes ago, CloneCommando99 said: No! IT’S MINEEEEE— Wait. What are we doing? Maybe we should have shared custody? Cool theory. Or maybe whilst Mara’s visiting there there’s a sudden shift of black holes or a traitor (Bode’s ghost!!!) destroys all the compasses that Cal made. That way Mara, Merrin and Cal couldn’t be freed to help rebuild the greater order until someone locates one of the other compasses that Santari Khri hid away that weren’t on Koboh. Then during the NJO movie Rey finds one of said compasses. And just in time because the Zeffo have returned to the galaxy. And are out to conquer it for the Grysk. And who would be better for the task of helping Rey than Cal Kestis. The only Jedi who has experience with Zeffo tech since Cordova died. (A difference in time flow between Tanalorr and the rest of the galaxy would also be optimal as then Cal and Merrin would still be in their prime.) I didn’t. The ring did. It has a similar though pattern to me. You can't have shared custody of Tanalorr! It was my discovery! My home! And they just expected me to throw (half of) it away? That could work, or even just the idea that you can't leave Tanalorr (or the New Beyond region of space, which I think is where Tanalorr is and something I think Skeleton Crew may tie into- the New Beyond/Peridea, not Tanalorr specifically). I do like that idea for preventing those jedi/nightsister from taking part in the events of the sequels. I've thought for awhile the extragalactic stuff Filoni's setting up has a few neat bows it ties up- it allows him and other creatives to have their characters be alive in the sequels without it being weird that they didn't take part in the events of those films, it's a big part of Thrawn's character, and it can help with the Grysk threat Zahn set up as a canon version of the Vagaari, which also gives those characters a reason to be in the new beyond during the sequels. 36 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said: A Harambe joke in the 2020s? Commando why didn't you tell us you wrote for that Powerpuff girls reboot? Whoah dude, accusing someone of being one of those writers is some pretty heavy stuff. At the very least it would mean he stood by as someone else wrote themselves in in the creepiest possible way. Quote
Renny The Spaceman Posted January 3 Posted January 3 10 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said: It doesn't at all, but Luke never being able to see someone he loves again adds a little to hurting his mental state, and him having a vastly deteriorated or unstable mental state is the only way I can see Luke igniting his lightsaber against a sleeping minor. Why couldn't he see her? Like it's a different planet but he does own a spaceship? 10 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said: Whoah dude, accusing someone of being one of those writers is some pretty heavy stuff. At the very least it would mean he stood by as someone else wrote themselves in in the creepiest possible way. Wrong reboot, I meant that CW reboot script that leaked a few years back, that script was perhaps the funniest thing I ever read, they literally have a character say the main villain only got elected because he has a pet monkey and people love Harambe and the Professor spends all of the girls' inheritance on fidget spinners. The reboot that actually came out seems like it was just creepy (never watched it) but this one was a beautiful mess, the CW's worst traits all put together to make art. 11 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said: I didn’t. The ring did. It has a similar though pattern to me. Damn, didn't know the ring can hold a job Quote
Mandalorianknight Posted January 3 Posted January 3 4 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said: Why couldn't he see her? Like it's a different planet but he does own a spaceship? Tanalorr is (mine) a planet that's heavily isolated from the rest of the galaxy. The plot of the game it's from largely revolves around finding an ancient device that can get them to the planet. 4 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said: Wrong reboot, I meant that CW reboot script that leaked a few years back, that script was perhaps the funniest thing I ever read, they literally have a character say the main villain only got elected because he has a pet monkey and people love Harambe and the Professor spends all of the girls' inheritance on fidget spinners. The reboot that actually came out seems like it was just creepy (never watched it) but this one was a beautiful mess, the CW's worst traits all put together to make art. Oh, that's incredible. 4 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said: the CW's worst traits all put together to make art. Like Gotham Knights Quote
Renny The Spaceman Posted January 3 Posted January 3 3 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said: Tanalorr is (mine) a planet that's heavily isolated from the rest of the galaxy. The plot of the game it's from largely revolves around finding an ancient device that can get them to the planet. Oh, right, makes sense then. 3 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said: Oh, that's incredible. I KNOW! The main villain of the original show is a monkey called Mojo Jojo, in this script their archenemy is a human called Mojo who is killed by one of the girls then his son Jojo has a pet monkey which he used to get elected and the twist reveal at the end is actually his dad somehow. ) I Also, since this is my 1000th pos, I shall mark it with something. Here is most of my Dummy army, I don't have any normal grey baseplates (fake LEGO collector, clearly I decided to borrow a couple crater ones from my CS shelf to get the real army builder spirit flowing. :P Quote
Agent Kallus Posted January 3 Posted January 3 22 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said: No! IT’S MINEEEEE— Wait. What are we doing? Maybe we should have shared custody? Cool theory. Or maybe whilst Mara’s visiting there there’s a sudden shift of black holes or a traitor (Bode’s ghost!!!) destroys all the compasses that Cal made. That way Mara, Merrin and Cal couldn’t be freed to help rebuild the greater order until someone locates one of the other compasses that Santari Khri hid away that weren’t on Koboh. Then during the NJO movie Rey finds one of said compasses. And just in time because the Zeffo have returned to the galaxy. And are out to conquer it for the Grysk. And who would be better for the task of helping Rey than Cal Kestis. The only Jedi who has experience with Zeffo tech since Cordova died. (A difference in time flow between Tanalorr and the rest of the galaxy would also be optimal as then Cal and Merrin would still be in their prime.) I didn’t. The ring did. It has a similar though pattern to me. Okay but while on Tanalor Rey's young apprentice finds a crashed Nihil ship and rewires the engine ( they crashed and need a way to leave) he leaves for her new jedi order's temple to bring reinforcements. But it's turns out the rewired engines have also accidentally activated a containment pod, the power surge waking a Leveller from stasis. He arrives at the temple but the Leveler breaks loose are husks the entire temple's worth of jedi. Mara comes up with a plan to defeat the force eater by shielding themselves from the force with power of the ysalamari but when she leads Cal and Rey to Weyland they find the Zillow beast's descendants have overrun the planet and wrecked the remains of Tantiss setting loose a failed experiment; a cloned Jedi who has long since gone mad and fallen to darkness. Merrin rallies the Noghrii against the Grysk but it seems to Grysk were pushing inwards to flee a foe of their own... The Vong!!! Quote
Swordy Posted January 3 Posted January 3 (edited) On 12/31/2024 at 1:24 PM, CloneCommando99 said: No way (Spotted in Bricktap discord) (Eww, CloneCommando uses light mode.) I guess the Aslume’s New Year did go off with a bang after all. On a side note, I guess this maybe proves he isn’t an AI? On 12/31/2024 at 8:36 AM, psqidexslizer said: Eh, depends who’s writing him at the time. …we shan’t mention Paul’s name. Wait. 23 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said: You would need an orange lantern to claim ownership of Tanalorr? All I need is my saberstaff, because TANALORR IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! Honestly, until Cal was name-dropped I hadn’t the foggiest clue about what y’all were talking. Until JFO arrives on the Switch, I probably will never truly know. In other news, where several Walmarts and Targets failed me in not having the Soup mech (or Wolfpack Beastmaster), the LEGO Store came through with both! Unfortunately the Blacktron Renegade and Tudor Corner are too far out of my budget for now, so I only got the Pizza Go-kart to go with it. As I built both, only one thought came to my mind: These builds are incredibly stupid. Then I smiled, and loudly proclaimed (in my mind): Long live stupidity! LONG LIVE THE ASLUME! Took a couple photos of the Soup mech in an epic brawl with Luigi to share. Who will win? You decide. Edited January 3 by Swordy Yes, it just dawned on me that it’s basically the same photo taken slightly differently. Oh well. Quote
CloneCommando99 Posted January 3 Posted January 3 3 minutes ago, Swordy said: Who will win? You decide. Luigi. Is this even a question? Quote
Renny The Spaceman Posted January 3 Posted January 3 26 minutes ago, CloneCommando99 said: Luigi. Is this even a question? Idk, think about it, soup makes a pizza soggy and causes it to fall apart, he could take out his vehicle even if Luigi survives, Soup on his own can't take Luigi though 31 minutes ago, Swordy said: I guess the Aslume’s New Year did go off with a bang after all. On a side note, I guess this maybe proves he isn’t an AI? That should have been ruled out long ago, no machine could come up with what he said 32 minutes ago, Swordy said: In other news, where several Walmarts and Targets failed me in not having the Soup mech (or Wolfpack Beastmaster), the LEGO Store came through with both! Unfortunately the Blacktron Renegade and Tudor Corner are too far out of my budget for now, so I only got the Pizza Go-kart to go with it. As I built both, only one thought came to my mind: These builds are incredibly stupid. Then I smiled, and loudly proclaimed (in my mind): Long live stupidity! LONG LIVE THE ASLUME! Took a couple photos of the Soup mech in an epic brawl with Luigi to share. Who will win? You decide. Nice photos, love how you bought a city set you never would have entirely forgotten the aslume. Especially funny as Luigi is made up entirely out of common pre-existing parts Quote
Darth_Bane13 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 1 hour ago, icm said: Now show Luigi vs Lex Luthor! We already know what Luigi would do to a CEO like Luthor Quote
Mandalorianknight Posted January 4 Posted January 4 2 hours ago, Swordy said: Honestly, until Cal was name-dropped I hadn’t the foggiest clue about what y’all were talking. Until JFO arrives on the Switch, I probably will never truly know. Who will win? You decide. Unfortunately I don't know that either of them are coming for the switch. Luigi solos, easy, unless the mech is some sort of sanity-inducing mech. 33 minutes ago, Darth_Bane13 said: We already know what Luigi would do to a CEO like Luthor I mean, our Luigi, of Luigi's Pizza, would probably blackmail Luthor and gain little pop-up pizzereas in all Lexcorp towers, like the starbucks they have inside targets in the US. Quote
RedHoodPug Posted January 4 Posted January 4 3 hours ago, Swordy said: Who will win? You decide. Luigi has the resources. I feel it's fitting that a character who has ties to Mockingbird should have their face obscured. No one knows what he looks like. Not even his mother. Quote
CloneCommando99 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 11 hours ago, Agent Kallus said: Okay but while on Tanalor Rey's young apprentice finds a crashed Nihil ship and rewires the engine ( they crashed and need a way to leave) he leaves for her new jedi order's temple to bring reinforcements. But it's turns out the rewired engines have also accidentally activated a containment pod, the power surge waking a Leveller from stasis. He arrives at the temple but the Leveler breaks loose are husks the entire temple's worth of jedi. Mara comes up with a plan to defeat the force eater by shielding themselves from the force with power of the ysalamari but when she leads Cal and Rey to Weyland they find the Zillow beast's descendants have overrun the planet and wrecked the remains of Tantiss setting loose a failed experiment; a cloned Jedi who has long since gone mad and fallen to darkness. Merrin rallies the Noghrii against the Grysk but it seems to Grysk were pushing inwards to flee a foe of their own... The Vong!!! Quote
ARC2149Nova Posted January 4 Posted January 4 On 1/2/2025 at 5:56 PM, CloneCommando99 said: Don’t make me pull out the Orange Lantern! TANALORR IS MINE!!!! @Mandalorianknight You're both wrong. Tanalorr belongs to the Syndicate. It belongs to Blacktron. 12 hours ago, Swordy said: LONG LIVE THE ASLUME! This pic is needlessly hard. Quote
Renny The Spaceman Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Friend of the Aslume and creator of Absolute Man, Scott Snyder, has pointed out something that feels appropriate to put here Quote
THELEGOBATMAN Posted January 4 Posted January 4 2 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said: Friend of the Aslume and creator of Absolute Man, Scott Snyder, has pointed out something that feels appropriate to put here *snip snap* LMAO I saw this Tweet earlier today, but I didn't even notice that Scott Snyder himself posted it. Makes it twice as funny. Quote
CloneCommando99 Posted January 4 Posted January 4 (edited) 7 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said: Friend of the Aslume and creator of Absolute Man, Scott Snyder, has pointed out something that feels appropriate to put here Ah yes. I believe it’s a metaphor for the Snyder Cult. Edited January 4 by CloneCommando99 Quote
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