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[Lego Nostalgia]

3 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

Yeah, also a good point, I've seen people say stuff casually bigoted (though it was a few years back) and get away with it on here, I won't be mad if he's removed but I'm not calling for it either 

Let my boy live

[Renny The Spaceman]

3 minutes ago, Lego Nostalgia said:

Let my boy live

No, his public execution will be at 4 O'clock sharp this Monday unless he calls or a poll before then

[Lego Nostalgia]

3 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

No, his public execution will be at 4 O'clock sharp this Monday unless he calls or a poll before then

I am his Lawyer, My client is willing to take a Plea Deal, 1 month ban if he Pleads Guilty

[Agent Kallus]

5 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

No, his public execution will be at 4 O'clock sharp this Monday unless he calls or a poll before then

Which timezone?!?

AM or PM

Edited November 1, 2024 by Agent Kallus

[Renny The Spaceman]

18 minutes ago, Agent Kallus said:

Which timezone?!?

AM or PM

You get to chose, as a little treat

18 minutes ago, Lego Nostalgia said:

I am his Lawyer, My client is willing to take a Plea Deal, 1 month ban if he Pleads Guilty

Yeah sure, if HE pleads guilty then the execution is off

Edited November 1, 2024 by Renny The Spaceman

[Swordy]

1 minute ago, Agent Kallus said:

Which timezone?!?

AM or PM

Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

[Agent Kallus]

2 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

You get to chose, as a little treat

Yay.

Let's say 4pm Kiribati's time zone (so GMT +12 )

Edited November 1, 2024 by Agent Kallus

[Renny The Spaceman]

14 minutes ago, Agent Kallus said:

Yay.

Let's say 4pm Kiribati's time zone (so GMT +12 )

Alright, you have until then @Lego Nostalgia , make him plead guilty or call a poll and he lives

[Mandalorianknight]

19 hours ago, Lego Nostalgia said:

The Rock as Garmadon and Kevin Hart as Lloyd

Jackie Chan as Wu, probably the easiest casting ever

Sydney Sweeney as Nya, 2 big reasons for a  box office hit

Charlie Day as Jay, Jared Leto as Kai,Willem Dafoe as Cole and Ezra Miller as Zane

I don't know wtf I just wrote, The Aslume has gotten to me

I never got the Sydney Sweeney hype. Like sure she's attractive but not moreso than anyone else in hollywood.

Charlie Day, like Chris Pratt, would be a good voice for a ninja if it was still animated. Actually, you know what, disregard that. Here's the new cast:

Glenn Howerton as Kai

Charlie Day as Jay

Rob McElhenny as Cole

Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Nya

Kaitlin Olsen as the Fire Dragon (Dragons are like birds, right?)

David Hornsby as Zane

Danny Devito as Wu

Bryan Cranston as Garmadon

Aaron Paul as Lloyd. 

15 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Ezra Miller as Morro?

Before the any% geneva convention speedrun in hawaii this could have worked. He's just got that creepy vibe down. Or maybe that's BECAUSE of the any% geneva convention speedrun...

13 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

ALSO, what do we think the likelyhood of the Hagemans accidently writing a fourth Nonce (Nadakhan, Ronin, The Nature elemental master) into Ninjago 

Whoah hold on this is new lore to me- I liked Ronin! 

What did they do? I know Nadakhan was trying to like arranged marriage nya or whatever but that's more PG creepiness than a Chris Hansen situation.

10 hours ago, Dinobricks said:

Anyone can be jay

I accept the role thrust upon me.

9 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

New skeleton crew trailer.

 

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One notable aspect is that there’s a scene with a lone X-Wing is flying by. Which suggests an important main character is flying it since unnamed characters fly in groups of at least 2. Carson Teva or Luke Skywalker?

 

Carson usually flies in two- (Which is the other thing- it's not necessarily someone we regard as a major character in it but someone that canonically would be flying an X-wing outside of standard operating procedure. This was Luke's go-to in legends, but I could see Ezra in one as well.)

[BrickBob Studpants]

2 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

No, his public execution will be at 4 O'clock sharp this Monday unless he calls or a poll before then

My lightsaber is ready  Monday, I will dine on turtle soup!!

[Lego Nostalgia]

37 minutes ago, BrickBob Studpants said:

My lightsaber is ready  Monday, I will dine on turtle soup!!

Full of hate, you are, Dark Side, You are strong with

[CloneCommando99]

8 hours ago, BrickBob Studpants said:

My lightsaber is ready  Monday, I will dine on turtle soup!!

No. He must stand trial. It’s not the Jonkler way.

 

8 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said:

Before the any% geneva convention speedrun in hawaii this could have worked. He's just got that creepy vibe down. Or maybe that's BECAUSE of the any% geneva convention speedrun...

Carson usually flies in two- (Which is the other thing- it's not necessarily someone we regard as a major character in it but someone that canonically would be flying an X-wing outside of standard operating procedure. This was Luke's go-to in legends, but I could see Ezra in one as well.)

Like Morro, Ezra Miller wants to get inside kids.

 

Good point.

Edited November 2, 2024 by CloneCommando99

[BrickBob Studpants]

7 hours ago, Lego Nostalgia said:

Full of hate, you are, Dark Side, You are strong with

I am the Sith Lord here, as has been established  And with Turtle‘s upcoming demise, no one will dare challenge my rule!!

[THELEGOBATMAN]

HALF-LIGHT [Medium: Success] — IF YOU EVEN DARE TRY TOUCHING TURTLE I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS AND FEAST ON YOUR SITH POWERS!

RHETORIC [Easy: Success] — Maybe you should let him dispose of the Turtle... The forum might be better without him—after all, he barely speaks in coherent sentences...

EMPATHY [Challenging: Failure] — He deserves love like all of us. He just wants to discuss LEGO DC.

[Lego Nostalgia]

22 minutes ago, BrickBob Studpants said:

I am the Sith Lord here, as has been established  And with Turtle‘s upcoming demise, no one will dare challenge my rule!!

You were meant to destroy the Sith, not join them, I'm sorry my fallen Padawan, but I will do what I must, I know deep down underneath all that sponge you are still in there my old friend, don't make me do this

You're friend Patrick wouldn't want this

Mr Krabs is Evil, EVILLLLLLLLLL, he has filled your head with dreams about Sandy dying, he has done this to turn you to the dark side, Squidward died trying to stop him, deep down Master Squid loved you like a brother even though he didn't show it

Mr Krabs: THE KRUSTY KRAB WILL NOW BE REORGANIZED INTO THE FIRST GALACTIC KRABBY PATTY

All this time we fought the Chum Bucket only to find out that we were both pawns in this war, Plankton wasn't the bad guy afterall

[CloneCommando99]

28 minutes ago, BrickBob Studpants said:

I am the Sith Lord here, as has been established  And with Turtle‘s upcoming demise, no one will dare challenge my rule!!

 

5 minutes ago, THELEGOBATMAN said:

HALF-LIGHT [Medium: Success] — IF YOU EVEN DARE TRY TOUCHING TURTLE I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS AND FEAST ON YOUR SITH POWERS!

RHETORIC [Easy: Success] — Maybe you should let him dispose of the Turtle... The forum might be better without him—after all, he barely speaks in coherent sentences...

EMPATHY [Challenging: Failure] — He deserves love like all of us. He just wants to discuss LEGO DC.

My Emerald Sight senses a great disturbance in the Aslume come Monday. A Civil War may be upon us.

6 minutes ago, Lego Nostalgia said:

Mr Krabs is Evil, EVILLLLLLLLLL, he has filled your head with dreams about Sandy dying, he has done this to turn you to the dark side, Squidward died trying to stop him, deep down Master Squid loved you like a brother even though he didn't show it

@BrickBob Studpants my allegiance is to the Aslume. To insanity!!!! 

[Renny The Spaceman]

10 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said:

Whoah hold on this is new lore to me- I liked Ronin! 

What did they do? I know Nadakhan was trying to like arranged marriage nya or whatever but that's more PG creepiness than a Chris Hansen situation.

Okay, I'm stealing this from someone else I saw point this out but it's kinda hilarious how a single line screwed them over so much.

Something to keep in mind is when the 4th, 5th and 6th seasons were made the Ninjas had no canonical age other than Nya being two to three years younger than Kai BUT since those seasons the Hagemans made the ninja canonically "mature teenagers" in Hunted. If we push this to the absolute limit and say that by then the main 4 Ninja are 19 and Nya is 17 or 16 post the one year SoG time skip.

Now there are many other implied time skips but if we're being the most generous we can possibly be here we'll assume the entirety of the pilots to series 7 takes place over one year where the Ninja and Nya are 18 and 16 to 15 respectively then issues come about (keep in mind this is us being way too generous, if this wasn't a factor no one would assume the characters are this old, there's at least a year long time skips between Day of the Departed and it's Epilogue and Series 3 and Rebooted, probably Rebooted and Tournament too).

Obviously then Nadakhan was courting a child bride and brainwashed her to marry him, he'd definitely get a visit from Hansen.

Ronin is shown to plan to kiss Nya in that future telling sword in series 5, that's a firm no no as he's an obvious grown megablocks man. 

And with the master of nature, if we take into account the one or both of the time skips that we discounted to be kind earlier, then the SECOND that the gong went off in the tournament he was in Jay's bathroom, so he had to have been going there already, I don't think there's a good reason for a grown megablocks man with a beard to walk into a 16 year olds bathroom.

1 hour ago, CloneCommando99 said:

 

My Emerald Sight senses a great disturbance in the Aslume come Monday. A Civil War may be upon us.

@BrickBob Studpants my allegiance is to the Aslume. To insanity!!!! 

I mean Turtle can easily call it off, honestly if he does it's on him

[Agent Kallus]

Kiribati has multiple timezones and it's past 4am Sunday in all but one of them. Which means there's just under 36 hours on this timer to nothing much in particular 

Edited November 2, 2024 by Agent Kallus

[Mandalorianknight]

5 hours ago, THELEGOBATMAN said:

EMPATHY [Challenging: Failure] — He deserves love like all of us. He just wants to discuss LEGO DC.

I rolled a nat 20 let's go.

5 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Obi-Wan

*In Gimli voice* You have my jetpack.

4 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

Okay, I'm stealing this from someone else I saw point this out but it's kinda hilarious how a single line screwed them over so much.

Something to keep in mind is when the 4th, 5th and 6th seasons were made the Ninjas had no canonical age other than Nya being two to three years younger than Kai BUT since those seasons the Hagemans made the ninja canonically "mature teenagers" in Hunted. If we push this to the absolute limit and say that by then the main 4 Ninja are 19 and Nya is 17 or 16 post the one year SoG time skip.

Now there are many other implied time skips but if we're being the most generous we can possibly be here we'll assume the entirety of the pilots to series 7 takes place over one year where the Ninja and Nya are 18 and 16 to 15 respectively then issues come about (keep in mind this is us being way too generous, if this wasn't a factor no one would assume the characters are this old, there's at least a year long time skips between Day of the Departed and it's Epilogue and Series 3 and Rebooted, probably Rebooted and Tournament too).

Obviously then Nadakhan was courting a child bride and brainwashed her to marry him, he'd definitely get a visit from Hansen.

Ronin is shown to plan to kiss Nya in that future telling sword in series 5, that's a firm no no as he's an obvious grown megablocks man. 

And with the master of nature, if we take into account the one or both of the time skips that we discounted to be kind earlier, then the SECOND that the gong went off in the tournament he was in Jay's bathroom, so he had to have been going there already, I don't think there's a good reason for a grown megablocks man with a beard to walk into a 16 year olds bathroom.

I mean Turtle can easily call it off, honestly if he does it's on him

I always thought they were all young adults from the start, this information not only makes the other 3 Hansen level threats but puts Jay in a gray area. Actually, Cole too, right? Wasn't that a thing before he died in season 4?

I think I'm missing the part where turtle even started the war. 

6 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Like Morro, Ezra Miller wants to get inside kids.

(lol) but also yeah if the ninja are under 18 this could put Morro on the list too. 

Edited November 2, 2024 by Mandalorianknight

[Renny The Spaceman]

2 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said:

I always thought they were all young adults from the start, this information not only makes the other 3 Hansen level threats but puts Jay in a gray area. Actually, Cole too, right? Wasn't that a thing before he died in season 4?

True true, I've joked about Jay (kinda makes sense with him he's both a gamer and had an arc where he got into reading pick up artist books) before but I completely forgot Cole had a brief interest too. This is why the Ninjago movie continuity is superior, no nonces. One throwaway line and half the cast should not be allowed within 30 feet of a school zone. Hell it kinda makes all the characters horrible as only Kai ever tries to stop people hitting on Nya

 

As for Turtle starting the war, he didn't (well I guess outside of the broad point of him avoiding a ban) but his execution can at any point be called off if before the given time on monday he calls for a poll or pleads guilty to ban avoidance which, given the former are such easy terms it's on him if he dies

2 hours ago, Agent Kallus said:

Kiribati has multiple timezones and it's past 4am Sunday in all but one of them. Which means there's just under 36 hours on this timer to nothing much in particular 

He will die unless he meets the terms, this is canon and nothing can be done about it

[RiddlerDC]

I just watched The Dark Knight Returns (2012). Those Tumblers. There are many of those in army colour. Also those trucks are amazing and The Bat.... + Bat-Bike. So many opportunities to make sets BUT why we don't get those in minifigure scale? 

[Mandalorianknight]

2 hours ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

True true, I've joked about Jay (kinda makes sense with him he's both a gamer and had an arc where he got into reading pick up artist books) before but I completely forgot Cole had a brief interest too. This is why the Ninjago movie continuity is superior, no nonces. One throwaway line and half the cast should not be allowed within 30 feet of a school zone. Hell it kinda makes all the characters horrible as only Kai ever tries to stop people hitting on Nya

 

As for Turtle starting the war, he didn't (well I guess outside of the broad point of him avoiding a ban) but his execution can at any point be called off if before the given time on monday he calls for a poll or pleads guilty to ban avoidance which, given the former are such easy terms it's on him if he dies

He will die unless he meets the terms, this is canon and nothing can be done about it

Also in both continuities Wu is recruiting child soldiers then. At least in the show continuity it's genetic predisposition to superpowers, but in the movie verse he's kinda just having a group of highschoolers pilot massive military industrial complex machinery to fight an enemy force.

23 minutes ago, RiddlerDC said:

I just watched The Dark Knight Returns (2012). Those Tumblers. There are many of those in army colour. Also those trucks are amazing and The Bat.... + Bat-Bike. So many opportunities to make sets BUT why we don't get those in minifigure scale? 

We actually did get a Bat and army tumbler back in 2012, but we're overdue a new bat and a bat-bike.

Turtle, I want to know who people's favorite Robin is, but I'm not very good at calling polls. Would you be able to do that? Thanks.

[Renny The Spaceman]

1 minute ago, Mandalorianknight said:

Also in both continuities Wu is recruiting child soldiers then. At least in the show continuity it's genetic predisposition to superpowers, but in the movie verse he's kinda just having a group of highschoolers pilot massive military industrial complex machinery to fight an enemy force.

Yeah but that enemy force is saturday morning cartoon villains, tone armour kinda saves Wu there

[CloneCommando99]

10 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said:

Also in both continuities Wu is recruiting child soldiers then. At least in the show continuity it's genetic predisposition to superpowers, but in the movie verse he's kinda just having a group of highschoolers pilot massive military industrial complex machinery to fight an enemy force.

Season 3 Borg Industries is proof that the military industrial complex is canon in the main continuity. And it didn’t turn out well. Wait was season 3 warning kid me about the dangers of a military industrial complex?!!!

 

Another thing about Wu is that in the pilots he took 4 teenage boys to his monastery, where he undressed them using his mystical powers. Who knows, maybe he has conformitea to make them do what he wants.

 

(Dareth canonically stripped Nya in season 4)

 

 

12 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said:

Turtle, I want to know who people's favorite Robin is, but I'm not very good at calling polls. Would you be able to do that? Thanks.

And why is it Jarro?

[Agent Kallus]

59 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said:

 I want to know who people's favorite Robin is, but I'm not very good at calling polls.

Might sound basic but Dick, I love Dick. He also has the funniest name.