(MOC) Arkham Aslume (Eurobricks Batman 2024 rumors and discussion thread)

[Mandalorianknight]

This was originally going to be a CMF series set of 12 Aslume members, but as the Arkham thing becomes more and more legitimate I thought it would be funny to make it an actual set, and add two non-member inmates as well as our faithful wardens. 

(Something's up with my computer, so I was only able to get one render out before everything started crashing. I might try to add more later.)

Inmates:

@CloneCommando99: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: identity theft, High Priest of the Church of Mara Jade, former member of the Black Lanterns      -  Clone Commando attempted to steal a turtle's identity during the Battle for the Shell and later joined Nekron's forces in the Brickest Night. Comes with a Lantern Ring and blaster rifle construct. (Individual Cell render had a fridge)

@Agent Kallus: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: timeline violations   -   Agent Alexsandur Kallus was arrested after crossing into the DC universe by means of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, endangering the space-time continuum. Comes with a sonic screwdriver. (Individual Cell render had captain carter's shield, as it's a printed part with a british flag)

@Renny The Spaceman: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: criminal trespassing, theft of classified material, Dummy Disciple - Renny's tireless pursuit of all things Dummy has led him to steal classified documents from lego HQ in an attempt to prove the Dummy's design was shown to the cmf designer in a prophetic vision. Comes with a Dummy figure. (Cell had a dummy shrine and 10 other dummy figures)

@legoturtle: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: The Turtle is a semi-mythical figure theorized to be the physical embodiment of the Aslume. Arrested and set for execution due to his role in the attempted extrajudicial killing of Kevin Feige, the turtle appears to have escaped just before his execution date. Comes with a Pizza and Brickheadz Joker. (Cell had a microscale shadow box)

@ARC2149Nova: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: rebellion, soldier of the New Republic, former member of the Black Lanterns, Nova was arrested for his role in the Brickest Night event. Comes with a blaster. (Cell had a black skeleton)

@Mandalorianknight: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: felony theft, tax evasion, rebellion, member of the Church of Mara Jade, garbage - Architect of the physical cells comprising the Aslume, Mando was arrested for stealing all the Mara Jade minifigures intended to be released by lego as part of the 25th anniversary subline. He currently pleads temporary insanity due to having been possessed by Khonshu at the time. Comes with a hardlight spear and shield. (Cell had a wall poster with the autobot emblem)

@RedHoodPug: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: forbidden knowledge: Redhoodpug was arrested for simply knowing too much about DC lore, a clear violation of lego's "batman and joker only" policy. Comes with two guns. (Pug actually gets a custom print because I made one for Red Hood back in a DC wishlist wave) (Cell had a tower of fate microbuild)

@psqidexslizer : Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: general roguery - a known associate of the rogues, slizer has been complicit in their numerous crimes and battles with the flash. Comes with a boomerang. (cell came with a flame, popsicle stick, and trickster card)

@BrickBob Studpants: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: attempted murder, practicing sith arts - A known sith, Brickbob is charged with the attempted murder of turtle, rumored to be his sith master, as part of an ancient sith tradition known as the rule of two. Comes with a Sith Lightsaber. (Cell came with jedi robes sized for spongebob)

@THELEGOBATMAN: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: Stalking, attempted murder, identity theft - An alternative universe Batman who attempted to steal superman's identity, Thelegobatman was brought in after stalking and attempting to kill Syril Karn in a bid to win the love of Dedra Meero. Comes with an imperial logo. (Cell came with graffiti stating "T", a 1x1 with the heart symbol, then "D" for "Thelegobatman loves Dedra Meero")

@Swordy: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: Heresy against the Aslume - Enigmatic spaceman Swordy is currently serving a light sentence for referring to a potential Aslume lego set as "boring". (Sorry man I couldn't think of any more serious crimes). Comes with a sword. (Cell came with a blacktron symbol on the wall)

@Lego Nostalgia: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: terrorism - Nostalgia was arrested over calling in a shadow box threat against the marvel theme, wishing upon them a fate worse than cancellation- having their next modular be a shadow box. Comes with a cup of unknown liquid. (Cell came with a lego deadpool suit)

Absolute Batman: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: attempted murder (x40), vehiclular manslaughter: Absolute Batman was brought in after killing half his rogue's gallery by throwing bricks at them and going on a rampage in his dump truck. Ab-bat wouldn't come quietly, so he was simply told the joker and a pile of bricks were in his cell before the door was locked behind him. (Cell came with bricks)

Man: Crimes/gang affiliations/etc: "You... you are..." "Yeah. I'm man". Comes with two manarangs. (Cell was empty)

Wardens: @Clone OPatra: Clones created from the genetic material of Jango Fett and Mark Antony, the Clone OPatra units guard the aslume. In the central segment of the ground floor of the aslume, the leadership, known as the Moderation Team, looks over papers while units bring in two more inmates, as more units are generated in through a portal.

Edited November 10, 2024 by Mandalorianknight

[Renny The Spaceman]

This is a great set, beautifully done, I do have two issues though

1) You left out an iconic member of our crew, RiddlerDC!

2) You didn't even list the worst crimes I've done, just the cool ones

Not that I don't appreciate that, just comes off as nitpicking and biased (natural TBF, the rule of cool is who has the most Dummies is the coolest)

[ILoveSeatron]

Nice moc. So the inmates are/were eurobricks members?  

Edit. You only listed 13 inmates, but I see 14 sells. Is one sell unoccupied?

Edited November 11, 2024 by ILoveSeatron

[Murdoch17]

Very nice work!

14 minutes ago, ILoveSeatron said:

Nice moc. So the inmates are/were eurobricks members? 

Yes. You can not stop us, you can not find us. We are many, even though we are few. We are the Eurobricks DC 2024 thread Aslume: our insanity is legendary, our crimes are legion.

Signed,

Murdoch17 (AKA Aslume inmate #0015)

My crimes? Late to his own funeral, Made funny face in DMV license photo, general insanity, and worst of all: littering - I dumped 2 1/2 tons of garbage off a hill as the town dump was closed for a holiday (I really needed to get rid of my Lego boxes, ok?) I think they wrote a song about it...

Edited November 11, 2024 by Murdoch17

[ILoveSeatron]

8 minutes ago, Murdoch17 said:

Very nice work!

Yes. You can not stop us, you can not find us. We are many, even though we are few. We are the DC Aslume: our insanity is legendary, our crimes are legion.

Signed,

Murdoch17 (AKA Aslume inmate #0015)

My crimes? Late to his own funeral, Made funny face in DMV license photo, general insanity, and worst of all: littering - I dumped 2 1/2 tons of garbage off a hill as the town dump was closed for a holiday (I really needed to get rid of my Lego boxes, ok?)

Lego boxes! If they were in good shape I would sell them! Not dump them down a hill!  YOUR JUST JOKING, RIGHT?

Edit. If you are Aslume inmate #0015, then why not ask mandalorianknight to add a cell for you?

Edited November 11, 2024 by ILoveSeatron

[Murdoch17]

2 minutes ago, ILoveSeatron said:

Lego boxes! If they were in good shape I would sell them! Not dump them down a hill! YOUR JUST JOKING, RIGHT?

Yes, it is a joke - nobody has 2+ tons of empty LEGO boxes. You have to read all the 2024 DC thread pages (and lose your mind) for this thread to make any sense at all.

"We're all a little mad here" - The Cheshire Cat

Edited November 11, 2024 by Murdoch17

[Mandalorianknight]

1 hour ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

This is a great set, beautifully done, I do have two issues though

1) You left out an iconic member of our crew, RiddlerDC!

2) You didn't even list the worst crimes I've done, just the cool ones

Not that I don't appreciate that, just comes off as nitpicking and biased (natural TBF, the rule of cool is who has the most Dummies is the coolest)

1) he's actually going to be brought in where Turtle's cell was

2) look man I didn't want to snitch I just listed what they already got you on.

Dude you should've seen the render of your individual cell, almost every availible stud was covered by a dunny microfigure.

17 minutes ago, ILoveSeatron said:

Nice moc. So the inmates are/were eurobricks members?  

Edit. You only listed 13 inmates, but I see 14 sells. Is one sell unoccupied?

The twelve who are called out with the @s are eurobricks members, as well as the two gentlemen being escorted in. The two large cells are batman varients that are community memes- Absolute Batman being drawn like an absolute brick, and the iconic Man meme from the arkham games' fans.

I've got 14 listed- the 12 members, Absolute Batman, and Man. You might have missed Man as he's just got a little blurb.

7 minutes ago, Murdoch17 said:

Very nice work!

Yes. You can not stop us, you can not find us. We are many, even though we are few. We are the Eurobricks DC 2024 thread Aslume: our insanity is legendary, our crimes are legion.

Signed,

Murdoch17 (AKA Aslume inmate #0015)

My crimes? Late to his own funeral, Made funny face in DMV license photo, general insanity, and worst of all: littering - I dumped 2 1/2 tons of garbage off a hill as the town dump was closed for a holiday (I really needed to get rid of my Lego boxes, ok?) I think they wrote a song about it...

Thanks - especially for writing your rap sheet, I couldn't find anything on you.

[ILoveSeatron]

1 hour ago, Murdoch17 said:

Yes, it is a joke - nobody has 2+ tons of empty LEGO boxes. You have to read all the 2024 DC thread pages (and lose your mind) for this thread to make any sense at all.

"We're all a little mad here" - The Cheshire Cat

I didn't think you would really have 2 1/2 tons of Lego boxes, let alone that you would dump them off a hill. Hey, since you singed your name as The Cheshire Cat you really Must BE MAD! Have you seen Alice lately? Just joking.

Seatron

1 hour ago, Mandalorianknight said:

1) he's actually going to be brought in where Turtle's cell was

2) look man I didn't want to snitch I just listed what they already got you on.

Dude you should've seen the render of your individual cell, almost every availible stud was covered by a dunny microfigure.

The twelve who are called out with the @s are eurobricks members, as well as the two gentlemen being escorted in. The two large cells are batman varients that are community memes- Absolute Batman being drawn like an absolute brick, and the iconic Man meme from the arkham games' fans.

I've got 14 listed- the 12 members, Absolute Batman, and Man. You might have missed Man as he's just got a little blurb.

Thanks - especially for writing your rap sheet, I couldn't find anything on you.

Ok,Seatron

Edit. All 13 that you listed have @s

Edit #2. Are the two being escorted in the one wearing the whitch hat and the one in the red torso with the black and classic space logo?

Edited November 11, 2024 by ILoveSeatron

[ILoveSeatron]

1 hour ago, Murdoch17 said:

Yes, it is a joke - nobody has 2+ tons of empty LEGO boxes. You have to read all the 2024 DC thread pages (and lose your mind) for this thread to make any sense at all.

"We're all a little mad here" - The Cheshire Cat

Do you think I should read all the 2024 DC thread pages so I can get it? Bro I'm serious.

Edit. If you think I should read them would you give links.

Edited November 11, 2024 by ILoveSeatron

[Mandalorianknight]

1 hour ago, ILoveSeatron said:

Edit. All 13 that you listed have @s

Edit #2. Are the two being escorted in the one wearing the whitch hat and the one in the red torso with the black and classic space logo?

Ah- the 13th @ is the moderator of the thread, who's profile picture is of the characters I made the wardens. The 13th and 14th inmates aren't users but batman variants and as such don't have @s, they're listed between the 12th and 13th @s

14 minutes ago, ILoveSeatron said:

Do you think I should read all the 2024 DC thread pages so I can get it? Bro I'm serious.

You're welcome to join us over there, but I do not reccomend trying to read through it. It may actually drive you insane.

Edited November 11, 2024 by Mandalorianknight

[ILoveSeatron]

2 minutes ago, Mandalorianknight said:

Ah- the 13th @ is the moderator of the thread, who's profile picture is of the characters I made the wardens. The 13th and 14th inmates aren't users but batman variants and as such don't have @s, they're listed between the 12th and 13th @s

You're welcome to join us over there, but I do not reccomend trying to read through it. It may actually drive you insane.

Ok, if you think I might go insane ( which I don't find likely) are there specific pages I should read? If you don't think I should read all of the 2024 DC threads than I most likely won't.

[CloneCommando99]

Wow. This is very really good. I love how you gave the prison both Arkham and SW aesthetics.

The subtle details made me laugh. Thank you

And thanks for for not listing all my crimes on my rap sheet. Shorter sentence means that I can break everyone else out.

 

Did @PGBQW and @thephantasm get released previously? Or were they the rats?!!!

Also how will Turtle make his escape? Will a rancor get involved? Will the mysteries of the Aslume be answered?

I would love to see a sequel.

(I am sorry for the loss of your rational thought, by reading enough pages to make all the details)

 

 

5 hours ago, ILoveSeatron said:

Ok, if you think I might go insane ( which I don't find likely) are there specific pages I should read? If you don't think I should read all of the 2024 DC threads than I most likely won't.

July-August and October is where it gets good.

Edited November 11, 2024 by CloneCommando99

[Renny The Spaceman]

8 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said:

1) he's actually going to be brought in where Turtle's cell was

2) look man I didn't want to snitch I just listed what they already got you on.

Dude you should've seen the render of your individual cell, almost every availible stud was covered by a dunny microfigure.

Well I appreciate it, sounds very accurate to my real home 

8 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said:

1) he's actually going to be brought in where Turtle's cell was

2) look man I didn't want to snitch I just listed what they already got you on.

1) man, what if they met? I wonder if they'd get on

2) Alright, thanks man I don't need anyone to know about all the child forgery charges

[ILoveSeatron]

8 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Wow. This is very really good. I love how you gave the prison both Arkham and SW aesthetics.

The subtle details made me laugh. Thank you

And thanks for for not listing all my crimes on my rap sheet. Shorter sentence means that I can break everyone else out.

 

Did @PGBQW and @thephantasm get released previously? Or were they the rats?!!!

Also how will Turtle make his escape? Will a rancor get involved? Will the mysteries of the Aslume be answered?

I would love to see a sequel.

(I am sorry for the loss of your rational thought, by reading enough pages to make all the details)

 

 

July-August and October is where it gets good.

Okey, I'll see about reading those then. By the way if you ever add me you have to make my figure be a red futuron minifig except with my profile pic on a white torso instead of the red futuron print. 

[RedHoodPug]

@Mandalorianknightlove it. I appreciate the detail and acknowledge that there actually are people who would have me in a cell if it meant less DC chatter (my wife springs to mind). Whilst in my cell I shall be lamenting and/or gloating about the only Lego Tower of Fate in existence.

@ILoveSeatronit's all or nothing I'm afraid. The only way to get a clear picture of the madness is to go back to page one and immerse yourself until you have caught up to the present day. Granted by then we will have moved on further down the road into whatever the Christmas story brings us.

[ILoveSeatron]

13 minutes ago, RedHoodPug said:

@Mandalorianknightlove it. I appreciate the detail and acknowledge that there actually are people who would have me in a cell if it meant less DC chatter (my wife springs to mind). Whilst in my cell I shall be lamenting and/or gloating about the only Lego Tower of Fate in existence.

@ILoveSeatronit's all or nothing I'm afraid. The only way to get a clear picture of the madness is to go back to page one and immerse yourself until you have caught up to the present day. Granted by then we will have moved on further down the road into whatever the Christmas story brings us.

Ok

Edit. @RedHoodPug do you know how to only quote part of a comment/ topic?

Edited November 11, 2024 by ILoveSeatron

[Agent Kallus]

  I wonder if my cell has those luxury padded walls. Great job, looks like the Clone patrol caught almost all the wedding guests! I hope your computer behaves and we can see more renders !!!

[Swordy]

Love the MOC! If this was the 2024 LEGO set, I’d buy it in a heartbeat.

…which leads me to my first of 200,000 corrections (with a million well on the way): I would be hyped for an Aslume set, but I’m not for a $400 Asylum. Mainly, it comes down to the potential minifigs in either hypothetical.

Second! “Enigmatic” - difficult to interpret or understand; mysterious (according to New Oxford). I stand by the former interpretation, given my vocabulary and my erratic behavior online, but the latter? I don’t have that much mystery about me, but you do you.

Third! …yeah, I’ve not done much to warrant a sentence, as was established when I tried being Man for a minute there.

Fourth! the sword is inaccurate! It must be a samurai sword because that was all was available on LEGO Life when I created my avatar and persona that would become the Swordy of Eurobricks.

Fifth! uh, through Two-Hundred-Thousandth! Everyone else looks great, the little details are brilliant, and the greebling of the build is immaculate. Appreciate all the references to our lore. Not a correction, but it covers pretty much everything else I have to say.

Great job!

[BrickBob Studpants]

Very well done, love all the silly references included here!

To clarify tho, Turtle was neither my master nor my apprentice. He was a mere rival that needed to be dealt with. He‘s still at large, but I will feast on the contents of his turtley shell soon enough!!

[Renny The Spaceman]

4 hours ago, ILoveSeatron said:

Okey, I'll see about reading those then. By the way if you ever add me you have to make my figure be a red futuron minifig except with my profile pic on a white torso instead of the red futuron print. 

@Mandalorianknight Would be funny if they were the focus of like an imaginary GWP for this where ILoveSeatron is like one of those people obsessed with true crime, reading up on all our insanity just for kicks

[Renny The Spaceman]

16 hours ago, ILoveSeatron said:

Ok, if you think I might go insane ( which I don't find likely) are there specific pages I should read? If you don't think I should read all of the 2024 DC threads than I most likely won't.

From the beginning probably is best but page 40 is when Luigi's Pizza is mentioned and that's really what started our increasingly fast descent I think we only truly became an aslume once Turtle started going on his anti Superman rants in ~the mid fifties. By the time of the LEGO City arc we were more aslume than forum in a way that is likely to never truly go away

[THELEGOBATMAN]

This is incredible, I love all the details your Aslume includes. Awesome stuff all around, it's actually impressive how much lore we have combined in just a single thread. Love it @Mandalorianknight. 

Let's put it up on LEGO Ideas and make it an official set! We can do it, this will be absolutely peak. (This is the bright Kryptonite that will ignite the future of LEGO DC!)

[ILoveSeatron]

59 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

@Mandalorianknight Would be funny if they were the focus of like an imaginary GWP for this where ILoveSeatron is like one of those people obsessed with true crime, reading up on all our insanity just for kicks

Hey @Renny The Spaceman I'm NOT  "obsessed with true crime" I just wanted to get what the aslume moc was about. In case you are wondering I'm anti "true crime". No hard feelings.    ("true crime" meaning real life)

Edited November 11, 2024 by ILoveSeatron

[Renny The Spaceman]

Just now, ILoveSeatron said:

Hey @Renny The Spaceman I'm NOT  "obsessed with true crime" I just wanted to get what the aslume moc was about. In case you are wondering I'm anti "true crime". No hard feelings. 

It was just a joke on the whole "us being inmates" and you wanting to learn the lore thing, I didn't think you actually cared about true crime

[ILoveSeatron]

4 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

It was just a joke on the whole "us being inmates" and you wanting to learn the lore thing, I didn't think you actually cared about true crime

I half way thought you were serious, but I also thought you were most likely joking.

Edit. Don't worry, I like joking to sometimes.

Edited November 11, 2024 by ILoveSeatron