ptdapen Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 I believe one of them had a family, who I'm not sure who exactly they are. The other one did not tell me anything about their personal life, but its possible that he could have been with someone.
Bob Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 There families should be notified immediatly. Anyway where was everyone else? Maybe Neal's camera doubles as a Rocket Launcher and he shot the two of them from a far.
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 There families should be notified immediatly. Anyway where was everyone else? Maybe Neal's camera doubles as a Rocket Launcher and he shot the two of them from a far. I know that it may look like a rocket launcher, but it's a model of camera that has been used scince the spacemen landed on the moon in the eighties. Besides, it's not that big. Have you ever seen a 1980's cell phone? That could be a rocket launcher.
Bob Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Hmmm, It looks like one of those fancy Space Battle*rocket launchers (OOC): Its supposed to be Star Wars, I just felt like making a new name.
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Hmmm, It looks like one of those fancy Space Battle*rocket launchers(OOC): Its supposed to be Star Wars, I just felt like making a new name. I would take it apart to show you, but it's one peice.
ptdapen Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Please, people, please! There is no time to joke. A time to joke would be when you two go on a date. *mumble* Anything to get that girl to stop complaining.. and I should mumble lower.. We don't seem to have anyone with the skills to track phone calls that we can trust, and I suppose many people could have called. So what are we to do?
Bob Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Say! I trying to bring jokes to our tough times! How many Baritones are there? (And im not talking about the music group)
Adam Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) I was alone, walking, writing a love note for Iris. Edited September 12, 2008 by Adam
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Please, people, please! There is no time to joke. A time to joke would be when you two go on a date. No thank you. I was alone, in my room, writing a love note for Iris. So you have no one to vouch for you?
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) Im not that bad.... Oh, you heard that. Ok... wanna audit some taxes sometime? *significant wiggling of eyebrows* Edited September 12, 2008 by Norrington
Bob Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (giggles) Okay. Hee hee hee. Anyway back to the murders. Where is everyone. Everyone was here at the crime scene and now there all gone...
AgentRick Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 [Thinking] Hmm. Love interests, murders, and rocket launchers, this might get interesting! [/Thinking] Well I was doing my daily jogs around the neighborhood, when I saw this mess here. Shocking stuff.
Adam Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 So you have no one to vouch for you? Well, you see, I wrote the note while walking to the resturant (it was about lunchtime), and, when I heard the shots, ran towards where they came from. A large amount of people saw me running to the scene, rather than away from it. So I sort of have an alibi, though it's not absolutely iornclad. What about Ms. Tax-Return-Freak? You're not picking on her! Why me?
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Well, you see, I wrote the note while walking to the resturant (it was about lunchtime), and, when I heard the shots, ran towards where they came from. A large amount of people saw me running to the scene, rather than away from it. So I sort of have an alibi, though it's not absolutely iornclad. What about Ms. Tax-Return-Freak? You're not picking on her! Why me? Wait, I thought you were in your room alone. As for Ms. Tax-Return-Freak-erson, fine. Can anyone vouch for you?
Bob Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 What about Ms. Tax-Return-Freak? You're not picking on her! Why me? Well thats because im buying them off with free Tax Returns. Many people saw me. As you can see in the picture I was one of the early ones to arrive. Plenty of people saw me. Plus I dont own a gun. I prefer axes
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) Well thats because im buying them off with free Tax Returns.Many people saw me. As you can see in the picture I was one of the early ones to arrive. Plenty of people saw me. Plus I dont own a gun. I prefer axes I wasn't even aware I was being paid off. Would you awnswer a few questions for tonights newscast? 1. How do you feel about saying something that could potentially be used against you later? 2. HOw many axes do you own? 3. How do you feel about recent Govermental Axe-Control legistlation? Edited September 12, 2008 by Norrington
Lego12 Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) AHHHHHHHHH! What happened!?! Oh my. Two people are dead? How dreadful. Who did it? I am starting to suspect the chef....this will be difficult...I'll have to think about who did this.... Edited September 12, 2008 by lego12
ptdapen Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Well, sir, why don't you answer the question as well? Where were you, and why suspect the chef? You racist against Italians? *mumble* Wait, wasn't he Russian? And on the case of axes. It really depends on what type of axe it is. Is it a battle-ax? A wood chopping axe? Throwing axes? Some are legal, some are not. It also depends on the length, width, height, weight, and maybe even the mass of an axe. I can get the stack of papers on the legality of axes.
Lego12 Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Hey buddy, don't point this at me! I was there. Look at the last picture on the right. I am standing right there! I am not racist! What kind of a Mayor so we have!?!
ptdapen Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Calm down. I'm sorry, but no one can be excluded from the investigation, and I suppose I was a bit rash. Now, I don't think yo understand the question. Where were you before the incident happened?
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) Well, sir, why don't you answer the question as well? Where were you, and why suspect the chef? You racist against Italians? *mumble* Wait, wasn't he Russian? And on the case of axes. It really depends on what type of axe it is. Is it a battle-ax? A wood chopping axe? Throwing axes? Some are legal, some are not. It also depends on the length, width, height, weight, and maybe even the mass of an axe. I can get the stack of papers on the legality of axes. Say, mayor, would you mind awnsering a few questions: 1. What, other than the curfew, do you intend to do about the murders? 2. How do you feel about the relative lack of gun-control legistlation, but the rampant amount of Axe-control? Wouldn't guns be better to control? 3. You mentioned you were in your office before the murders. Can anyone vouch for you? Edited September 12, 2008 by Norrington
ptdapen Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 I was about to correct you about what to call me, but whatever. You won't listen anyways... Moving on, with the lack of policemen, I think it would be best if all of us did the police work. And I'm quite sure we have gun control around here. *mumble* Maybe I should have included pistols... curse me for wanting to protect people.. The government is as corrupt as anyone here, in my opinion. But I will point out that sometimes I would find things missing in my office, and I'm sure loads of citizens come along.
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) I was about to correct you about what to call me, but whatever. You won't listen anyways...Moving on, with the lack of policemen, I think it would be best if all of us did the police work. And I'm quite sure we have gun control around here. *mumble* Maybe I should have included pistols... curse me for wanting to protect people.. The government is as corrupt as anyone here, in my opinion. But I will point out that sometimes I would find things missing in my office, and I'm sure loads of citizens come along. Sorry, but as this might be on the evening newscast, it might be better to adress you formally. Things are missing from your office and you're sure citizens come along, eh? Is that to say, you're not there and they take things while you're gone? Hmm. However, what kind of things are missing? Important papers and documents? Pens? Those awsome green art-deco shade desk lamps? Small plastic bricks you keep in your desk for for entertainment during boring spaces of time? Incrimintating evidence of some kind? Dirty photographs? I should consider becoming a reporter. Edited September 12, 2008 by Norrington
ptdapen Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) Oh, so that's why you're aiming that rocket launcher at me. And yes, people do come along a lot. Sometimes I'm out of my office, I don't live in there. Also I'm not the only one there, so they don't come just for me. I've had at least a couple documents stolen from me before, maybe more than one. And hah, a pen has never been stolen. Someone couldn't sneak out with my awesome lamp, and I don't play with any plastic bricks. Uhm... and no dirty pictures are on me... do you use that rocket launcher for dirty videos? OOC: Changed to answer changed question. Edited September 12, 2008 by ptdapen
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