AgentRick Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Please people, try to calm down and relax. We could discuss this over some nice salad or Paninis.
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Oh, so that's why you're aiming that rocket launcher at me. I've had at least a couple documents stolen from me before, maybe more than one. And hah, a pen has never been stolen. Someone couldn't sneak out with my awesome lamp, and I don't play with any plastic bricks. Uhm... and no dirty pictures are on me... do you use that rocket launcher for dirty videos? Nope. It's company property, and I wouldn't want any of it gett... i... n... Shut up. (OCC: I edited the questions after a few minutes to make them clearer and add a new one. Sorry for any inconvenience.)
Adam Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 I was alone, walking, writing a love note for Iris. I don't see me in my room. (OOC: Sorry, I was confused and forgot my previous post. I've had a busy work day, and I'm pooped. Pooped. So, sorry 'bout that.) Alright, here's the story: I was writing the note in my room, and I got hungry. So I walked to the resturant, continuing to write it as I walked. I heard the shots, and came 'a runnin'. Now Neal, some questions: 1. Why have you assumed the role as investigator? You're the cameraman. 2. Can you stop picking on me? It's hard being a writer personal trainer! 3. What time is it? 4. Do you have any Fabuland items for me know how to get a discount on tax returns? 4. Where were you- EXACTLY- at the time of the murder? Can Veronica vouch for you at the time of the shots? 5. Can we inspect that camera? Who knows what footage could be on it. 6. Will I be interviewd? Because, if I am, my right side is my good side. Always want to impress Iris respect the community with good looks.
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) Mayor, have you considered purchasing a lock for your door? I don't see me in my room. (OOC: Sorry, I was confused and forgot my previous post. I've had a busy work day, and I'm pooped. Pooped. So, sorry 'bout that.) Alright, here's the story: I was writing the note in my room, and I got hungry. So I walked to the resturant, continuing to write it as I walked. I heard the shots, and came 'a runnin'. Now Neal, some questions: 1. Why have you assumed the role as investigator? You're the cameraman. Because, Veronica isn't here. 2. Can you stop picking on me? It's hard being a writer personal trainer! I'm not picking on you. I'm just mercilously singling you out for the holes in your story. 3. What time is it? Sometime before nightfall, or else we'd be inside for curfew and this thread closed. 4. Do you have any Fabuland items for me know how to get a discount on tax returns? Well, yes, actually. Betty can help you. 4. Where were you- EXACTLY- at the time of the murder? Can Veronica vouch for you at the time of the shots? The studio with Veronica. We received an anonymous call and were on the scene immediatly. Yes, she can vouch for me. 5. Can we inspect that camera? Who knows what footage could be on it. Good luck. It's only one peice! (2, if you count film) We came with relatively fresh footage, so it only contains the interveiws conducted today and... films of a ... compramising nature. 6. Will I be interviewd? Because, if I am, my right side is my good side. Always want to impress Iris respect the community with good looks. If you want. But since you have given us your story I don't nessecarily think it nessecary. AHEM. Edited September 12, 2008 by Norrington
ptdapen Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 We could all eat at the Ivan and Florence's restaurant. Maybe that would help us "calm down", as so suggested. Oh, and I don't really like locks, since I'm bad with keys.
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 We could all eat at the Ivan and Florence's restaurant. Maybe that would help us "calm down", as so suggested. Oh, and I don't really like locks, since I'm bad with keys. Alright. Fair enough. So, do they serve Russian food or Italian food? Either way, I'll either have some Russian vodka, or some Italian Wine.
Hinckley Posted September 12, 2008 Author Posted September 12, 2008 Point of order: You cannot edit your posts. Sorry I forgot to mention that. Carry on...
Shadows Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 I have been the misquoted by some ne'er do well. I am the Russian, not the Italian. Do yous tink I speak like da Mario? Geez! I would also make happier if the staring at my apron would stop now. It is not blood, it is sauce! SAUCE! For the special of the day, spaghetti and borscht! Alright. Fair enough. So, do they serve Russian food or Italian food? Either way, I'll either have some Russian vodka, or some Italian Wine. Oh jes, we be happy to servingses all of joo! We have plenty of the good wines to go around, and maybe I can be finding some wodka too. But, you know... I am the worrying. Did anyone else hear the Neal camera-rockety-guy? He seemed shocked that the poor deadskys were the agents of government. Then the reporterlady (in my country, reporter is man!), she shush him like little child. Makes me look funny in her direction. Not funny like when I look at Iris-no-pants, this not good funny. Well, tis not my businesses, my businesses is the foods, so everyone coming to get some! I give everyone discount and first drink on house, no charge. I sure could use some wodka... It not been this bad since KGB raid bakery, claiming they making dough! Florence: That was terrible, Ivan. Oh no. Not that jokingses again.
Stash2Sixx Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 So I'm sittin' in my office, waitin' for the slowa$$ driva ta leave, when all of a sudden....BANG!!!! I just about $%# myself! I look at the driva, he ducks down and goes flyin' outta my dock; speedin down da road like a crazy guy. My four dogs start bahkin' up a storm so I slam the gate locked and go runnin' down da street. By the time I get der, all deez people are standin' around...lookin at deez two guys all lyin in blood. Those two news like people are standin' around, the one broad is flappin her lips and all, and all I can seez is dat da two dead guys must've pissed someone off. So, I think I'm gonna go ova to dat nice lil diner and have myself a glass of something; maybe we can sort dis out. But I gotta' get back to da' office so I can lock up for da night and feed my dogs. Those four German Shepherds are da only protection I've got from the savages in this town.
DJ Force Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 People, People! I urge you all not to jump to any conclusions. This camera may look conspicious, but it´s not a rocket launcher. Some 1x1 round bricks are missing. Whait? Where did that jibbering come from? Voices in my head. ...eeeerrrrr..... Why don´t you all come into our restaurant as has been suggested? It certainly isn´t the best place to debate about a double murder in the middle of the crime scene. By the way, when does the police arrive here to clean up this mess and start investigating? Look, I´m as angry about the Baritones as everyone else, and I´m eager to get this town clean of them, but it´s not our job to clean up their mess, is it?
I Scream Clone Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Oh my! I came running as fast as I could, no time for pants now there's been gunshots! This is a terrible site in our little town. Its time for justice people! Again, my name is Petey! Petey! P-E-T-E-Y! Get it right, please. I would very much appreciate it. I'll need to check if any documents I kept were taken, or maybe someone overheard my talking. Also, I should have addressed this earlier, there are children in Moonlight. I would love to have one of my own, but right now there is no time. *mumble* But I need a wife first... Oh my! wont someone think of the childrens! That sounds like something I might say. What about me? We could go to one of those 24 hour chapels! Or we could go to the resturant on a date. Go get a room first I think I may have some lotion you may be interested in. I believe one of them had a family, who I'm not sure who exactly they are. The other one did not tell me anything about their personal life, but its possible that he could have been with someone. Somebody think of the childrens! I was alone, walking, writing a love note for Iris. Such a muscle-bound sweety Al, I will of course play hard to get until I get to know you, I ain't no floooooozy! Moving on, with the lack of policemen, I think it would be best if all of us did the police work. And I'm quite sure we have gun control around here. *mumble* Maybe I should have included pistols... curse me for wanting to protect people.. The government is as corrupt as anyone here, in my opinion. But I will point out that sometimes I would find things missing in my office, and I'm sure loads of citizens come along. Mister Mayor, or Petey, We are the law now and we need to all band together to root out these Baritones or what ever type of singers they are..... So I'm sittin' in my office, waitin' for the slowa$$ driva ta leave, when all of a sudden....BANG!!!! I just about $%# myself! I look at the driva, he ducks down and goes flyin' outta my dock; speedin down da road like a crazy guy. My four dogs start bahkin' up a storm so I slam the gate locked and go runnin' down da street. By the time I get der, all deez people are standin' around...lookin at deez two guys all lyin in blood. Those two news like people are standin' around, the one broad is flappin her lips and all, and all I can seez is dat da two dead guys must've pissed someone off.So, I think I'm gonna go ova to dat nice lil diner and have myself a glass of something; maybe we can sort dis out. But I gotta' get back to da' office so I can lock up for da night and feed my dogs. Those four German Shepherds are da only protection I've got from the savages in this town. Thats a wonderful representation of events are you sure your imagination isn't getting the better of you? It is true what you say though these "guys" must have ticked the Baritones off to warrant a hit in broad daylight. Oh my they are so brazen, is there any hope for us and the childrens! sob sob sob Lets start looking deeper people! Surely there are some clues to be found. Stan said it was a male driver who sped off from the scene, probably wasn't The Mayor or Neal as they were there pretty quickly! Also looks like Carter, Betty and the bikers got there quickly! Did you guys notice anybody speeding off, or who could have fired the shots?
spaced_out Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) My oh my! too many murders! and I am needing a wife and a 24 hour chapel as well! I guess it is time. my VOTE: Veronica Edited September 12, 2008 by spaced_out
I Scream Clone Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 My oh my! too many murders!and I am needing a wife and a 24 hour chapel as well! I guess it is time. my VOTE:Veronica (OOC: you need to make your vote BOLD for it to count) Why the suspicion of Veronica? is it because she was first on the scene? I admit it was convenient that they both arrived very soon after the Hit?! If you have some evidence, we need to know!
Bob Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Your voting...already? And your voting Veronica? Hmmmmm. Where is the Medical Examiner? What type of gun were they killed with? Maybe we could trace the gun back to him/her? Why are the bodies still here on the street? No wonder everyone is leaving the city!
I Scream Clone Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Your voting...already? And your voting Veronica? Hmmmmm. Where is the Medical Examiner? What type of gun were they killed with? Maybe we could trace the gun back to him/her? Why are the bodies still here on the street? No wonder everyone is leaving the city! I'm not touching them till the autopsy is done! Though for a commission from the City, Petey?, I can do the make up for open casket funerals Maybe in those overalls he is thinking he is the medical examiner?
Bob Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Hmmm....Yes. Im going to go get some pizza while I look over my Tax Returns. (OOC): I will be away for the next two days. Ill try and post but....So dont gang up on me while I cant post!
DJ Force Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 You can have excellent pizza at our restaurant
I Scream Clone Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 You can have excellent pizza at our restaurant Best and only Pizza joint in town! Hey are the Baritones Italian? and what about you Ivan and Florence, Italian or Russian, Im confused. Surely Savril Hinck wouldn't make it that obvious! Besides not all Italians are Mafia
Shadows Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Best and only Pizza joint in town! Hey are the Baritones Italian? and what about you Ivan and Florence, Italian or Russian, Im confused. Surely Savril Hinck wouldn't make it that obvious! Besides not all Italians are Mafia I am the Russian. Florence gets around. Er. I do not knowing if my choice of words is right. I am no Baritone. *spits* Before they plague our wubly town, I never heared of dem. You think they Italian? It might can help if we make going through records for peoples buying the pizzas?
DJ Force Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Oh yeah. Sure. Always blame the Italians. All Italians are Mafia, of course. Well.. I´ll go back into the kitchen. Ivan, are you coming? OOC: Um... to be honest, I´m not sure which nationality Florence is. Shall I just make something up?
Adam Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 so it only contains the interveiws conducted today and... films of a ... compramising nature. I'd like to see it, then. NOW. Also, NO ONE is gonna blame the Italians, or they've got me to face! Also, IS's Ivan's restuarnt has the only best food in town! Do you want to lose that? Do you think that I'm good looking, Iris I have no idea what I'm saying? Then you're right wrong! (OOC: Sorry for double post, but I'm going to be at work for the next few hours, so while I'm gone... Play nice! ) *puts arm around sobbing Iris* (OOC: IS, I'm flattered at your early entry. You'll get first pick. )
Norrington Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 I'd like to see it, then. NOW. Also, NO ONE is gonna blame the Italians, or they've got me to face! Not illegal compromising, personal compromising, if you catch my drift. (OOC: I though Florence would be Italian, as the name sounds that way to me because of Florence, Italty.) I am unsure who to vote for. Is it possible abstain from voting?
Lego12 Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 I was at my house putting some stuff together(my suitcase) when I heard two people screaming. I ran as fast as I could and when I got there everybody was already there! It was horrible, though.....I'm going to the italian restraunt to have me a pizza!
DJ Force Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Ivan, let´s go now! Looks like the folks are coming into our restaurant soon and they look hungry. Amazing how hungry someone can become when seeing corpses... *rolls eyes*
Lego12 Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 We have to vote somebody off soon or the town will fall apart! I cannot wait any longer! Vote: Carter
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