Norrington Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 What I was merely showing you the ring that I bought for Iris.... But she dumped me, so Veroncia here I come! Didn't you remeber what happened between you and me in Vegas, Rhonda? That was a fun night! So Veronica how are you doing? Come to my house tonight! I have a BIG suprise! Ahem. So... yeah. Maybe you should lay down (preferably alone, for once.)
Trexxen Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 (OOC: Yeah, sorry, but my inner grammar hammer is bashing me in the face repeatedly for posting like I have been, so bye-bye crappily done fake brooklyn accent.) Hey, hey, easy now! This is a moider (ok, fine, one more =P), not a dating self-help session! Though I AM single if any of you lovely ladies want to get together for some dinner, and maybe some sausage afterwards if you know what I mean! *is heard quietly singing* And the train, it won't stop going No way to slow down... ~Trekk
Lego12 Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 And maybe you should go and shove that camera in the TRASH! ....Sorry , I got mad for a second.....seriously consider locking up your house....and your camera... I slept ALONE last night, oh wait, nevermind....I slept with my suitcase, busy day at work!
Norrington Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 And maybe you should go and shove that camera in the TRASH! ....Sorry , I got mad for a second.....seriously consider locking up your house....and your camera... I slept ALONE last night, oh wait, nevermind....I slept with my suitcase, busy day at work! *cough*weirdo*cough*multiplepersonalitydisorder*cough* Excuse me.
Lego12 Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 *cough*weirdo*cough*multiplepersonalitydisorder*cough*Excuse me. What'd you call me?!? I do not have a multiple personality disorder! Do you want some tea? Come to my house tommorow! WEIRDO!?! I am NOT a weirdo! You are exused. We can play chess tommorow! (OOC: This is a fun game!)
Norrington Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 What'd you call me?!? I do not have a multiple personality disorder! Do you want some tea? Come to my house tommorow! WEIRDO!?! I am NOT a weirdo! You are exused. We can play chess tommorow! (OOC: This is a fun game!) I didn't call you anything. I just coughed. You probably only heard "Multiple Personality Disorder" because of your Attention Deficit Disorder.
Bob Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Hmm. I vote: Neal's Camera I swear its a rocket launcher. Plus its got the perfect motive. It sees everything!
Lego12 Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Oh, ok sorry. I don't have a Attention Deficit Disorder. I clearly know that. Please don't say I do, when I clearly don't. Wait, WHAT!?! I DO NOT have Attention Deficit Disorder! Why I outta...you are lucky that we are friends. Are you coming over for Tea?
Scyzoryk Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Double homicide. Sorry it took so long for me to reply, I've been busy lately.
Adam Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Seduced? That's not what I meant.... Eww she seduced Al! Al's hair is just ! I hope he didn't hear me or I'm in trouble...so does anybody want to buy some cosmetics? 50% off! Iris, we NEED to sell more cosmetics or we are in trouble! Me and Iris also had an affa *SMACK* Owwwww , what was that for Iris!?! Wait a minute, that turns me on! *SMACK* Now that HURT! So Iris and Veronica do you want to come to my mansion? We could play some games.... You know the games I'm talking about......chess, of course! In a word (or two): You're dead. *Al phones Hinck and asks if he could have some whacking tutorials* Wait a second... *Phones Sinner and asks if he likes beans* I think I can start without Hinckley... WHACK! Iris and I have been going strong for less than a day quite some time, now. You never had an affair with her; you're use of the word "affair" proves that. It's impossible to have an affair with someone unless they're with someone, and Iris and I only hooked up recently. Also, she's decided to come with me tonight. I'll be the one asking to play chess; I am in fact very good at it. Veronica never "seduced" me, and I'm sure that Iris would LOVE to be with someone that was seduced by her. My hair is fine. Way coolio-er than yours! Vai friggere quattro uova! E stare lontano da Iris, o si faccia il mio sdegno! Non voglio certo ... tramp hippie del male! See? I'M the real Italian! Also, *cough*. Get my drift? And I don't want to think about you and Neal "playing chess"!
Norrington Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 And I don't want to think about you and Neal "playing chess"! Yeah? Well I don't wanna think about you getting whacking lessons from Hinckley My camera is innocent! I can vouch for it!
Lego12 Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Me and Iris HAD an affair. She just didn't tell you. I was going to ask her to marry me, but she dumped me, so I'm going out with Veronica. Veronica is WAY hotter than Iris, so I win! I don't even like chess, I made it up! I have the COOLEST hair in town! Your hair color is ! What did you say to me you frenchy!?! I speak GERMAN! Ich werde deinen Esel treten! Mein Haar ist kühler als Ihr! Ha! Ich bin die Weise, die heißer als du ist! Veronica ist mein Mädchen und sie wenn das heißeste Mädchen auf dem Planeten! Was über Ihre? Sie ist wie ein Stück Abfall! I'M the real german! Me and Neal were NOT playing chess, it was go fish. Me and you can have a REAL fight tonight, in that back alley... *Walks over to back alley....carrying axe...* :skull: (OOC: I am having SO much fun!!!)
Shadows Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 (OOC: I'm back! )Now, in an effort to communicate with Ivan: Ivan, wuut luench specials duu youu haf? Mer impertently, wuut were yer actiuns at the tyme of de merder? Finally someone who speaks the Englishes! We make the specials daily, you read them on chalkboard. Then on weekends we have the buffet lunch with the pizza and the pasta and the saurkraut and the weenies. Florence and me, we was jus seating new customer when shot rang out, like shots are wont to do, so we did what all good nosy citizen do and ran like hell to seeing what happen. It was horrible. Customer never did come back... I've been thinking it over and over, and I can't for the life of me think why anyone would want to tell there boss/superiors that they have been gambling, and are in trouble, being on life threatening terms with the mafia. Expecially someone like that, all the 'make sure you get my good side', but whether that cameraman of hers is in league with her, or it's just innocent coinsedence. But either way, I'm still sure of the anhorwoman is guilty...thats why I... Vote Veronica... is the muderer of the two FBI agents. I do think her speakingses were the suspicious at the scene, but I dun know about the votingses yet. I reserve the right to plead the 5th Ammendment. Although, whenever someone says that they "plead the 5th," you know they're guilty because the 5th ammendment is the right not to incriminate yourself. Shame shame, everybody is the knowing of your name. It is not Veronica! She did nothing! She just happened to arrive there first because she is a reporter, so she is always the first person to arrive on the scene. I believe she is innocent. Why you seem so sure? What you know about her that we dun? So let's get this straight: Veronica has apparently seduced:Me, You, and Al? She gets around, doesn't she? And yet, she haven't seductified me, so obviously she have bad taste in men... and womens. Now I very suspicious.
Lego12 Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 We had an affair. We are going out. It is fun. I was-a wondering what you gonna have-a for da dinner? I am-a very hungry. I want-a spaghetti and-a meatballs! I will-a come in-a five minutes! It-a better be ready! I will-a pay more if it ready-a in-a five minutes!
Shadows Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 We had an affair. We are going out. It is fun.I was-a wondering what you gonna have-a for da dinner? I am-a very hungry. I want-a spaghetti and-a meatballs! I will-a come in-a five minutes! It-a better be ready! I will-a pay more if it ready-a in-a five minutes! FLORENCE! We gots the noodle and balls order, make it a rush! Gonna come in 5 minutes or lesses! Florence: Isn't it always?
Norrington Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 I'll-a have-a some-a cannoli and-a some of-a your-a finest wine! ... Mammia Mia!
Stash2Sixx Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Aight, heers what I can figure...deez two guys got shot up out in front of da' local tavern. Dis Petey fella said dat dey was FBI. If anybody saw anyting that led up ta dis, now woul' be a great time ta tell us what you saw 'appen. Do we have ANY facts at all? Ey yo, Veronica and Neal, I gots questions for youz two. How did da two-uv-you know dat dere was a shootin'? Youz were da first two here, right? IVAN! Dis spaghetti is phenomenal! Good job, you Ragu Russian you! (OOC) If anyone is having a problem reading my posts, may I point you to the translation guide....The Sopranos; season's 1-6, Goodfellas, Casino, ......
ptdapen Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 I have to put in one input: Don't make fun of Al's hair. And for one simple reason. I have the same hair. Everyone's hair is great, but no dissing of the hair please. Oh, and since there's barely any evidence about what happened, I abstain from voting as well.
I Scream Clone Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 So let's get this straight: Veronica has apparently seduced:Me, You, and Al? She gets around, doesn't she? Well she does have to cover a lot of stories..... So Neal anything else worth watching on your camera from earlier today? Well what about me? I thought men liked women in shape . and WOMEN too Though I AM single if any of you lovely ladies want to get together for some dinner, and maybe some sausage afterwards if you know what I mean!*is heard quietly singing* And the train, it won't stop going No way to slow down... ~Trekk Smooth moves like this don't work on me honey! Double homicide. Sorry it took so long for me to reply, I've been busy lately. Thats all you have to say for yourself? I havn't even had time to get my pants on yet. Dont worry Al, I dont drop them for anybody mind you! (look at those marvelous pecs, and those buns, mmmm you could crack eggs on them I have to put in one input: Don't make fun of Al's hair. And for one simple reason. I have the same hair. Everyone's hair is great, but no dissing of the hair please. Maybe you are Al's father Mayors been sowing his seeds...... If anyone would like to admit to the murders we would be happy to vote for you. At this stage I abstain, though Veronica has some explaining to do!
Pencoin Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Alright will everyone shut the megablok up! . Two people have been murdered, murdered! And all you people do is talk nonsense, As far as I know the reporters got a phonecall telling them where the crimes were. If any one starts on me I was drunk all night, I only sobered at the murder scene. I'm voting Lee. This guy seems to be pretty nervous and appears to have some brain issuses and seems to be talking about megablok so we won't get closer, closer to the truth.
DJ Force Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Geez, must be spring-season. There are murderers in town and all you GUYS are thinking about is who you could date? Weird world, weird world! Ivan, we´ll talk about that seduction-thingie tonight!
AgentRick Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 All this nonsense, and we haven't figured out whats going on with this murder scene. Someone else might get Whacked tomorrow!
VBBN Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 But what can we do to prevent a possible third whacking?
Pencoin Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 With do have the curfew in place so anyone spotted at night can be held, so keep you eyes peeled tonight.
Adam Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Me and Iris HAD an affair. She just didn't tell you. I was going to ask her to marry me, but she dumped me, so I'm going out with Veronica. Veronica is WAY hotter than Iris, so I win! I don't even like chess, I made it up! I have the COOLEST hair in town! Your hair color is ! What did you say to me you frenchy!?! I speak GERMAN! Ich werde deinen Esel treten! Mein Haar ist kühler als Ihr! Ha! Ich bin die Weise, die heißer als du ist! Veronica ist mein Mädchen und sie wenn das heißeste Mädchen auf dem Planeten! Was über Ihre? Sie ist wie ein Stück Abfall! I'M the real german! Me and Neal were NOT playing chess, it was go fish. Me and you can have a REAL fight tonight, in that back alley... *Walks over to back alley....carrying axe...* :skull: (OOC: I am having SO much fun!!!) Ever think that I spoke multiple languages? I know everything you said. If you find a way in there (which you won't be able to-I'd kick your wee studs before you could get close), then you wouldn't be able to hurt Iris whatsoever! Iris is WAAAY nicer, sweeter, and prettier than Veronica! So go jump in a dumpster, before I put you in one! So you've got an axe, huh? Plan to use it.... BARITONE?! I can see why Iris would have dumped you, freak. Vote: Gender Confused Lee. Before, I was voting Lee from Rush Hour. Idiot, did you think I was voting for you and you had to defend yourself by trying to kill me and revealing that you ARE a Baritone? Riiiighht. Maybe good Neal should have caught THAT on camera. (OOC: He he, dissing people in Mafia games is SO much fun!)
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