Hinckley Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Why hello good citizens, what a pleasant day to hunt some heretics, don't cha think? In case you don't know me, I'm Mustafa, sounds a lot like a planet from a galaxy far far away. You should all know me 'cause I trade with most of you down at the markets. Yes, I'm a merchant, so if your interested in fine silks or Persian rugs, I'm the guy to see. I hope this cleansing doesn't interrupt my business to much.I don't see anyone flying, these witch people are harder to spot than I thought. So, how goeseth the searching... eth. I remember something about Persian Rug sellers being heretics...but I may be wrong. Let me check my books... I'm watching you... You there, peasant who smells worse than my horse's butt. There is no time for jokes about this!Let me ask you this. What are the Ten Commandments?! What say you?! Why dideth you smelleth your horse's butt?
Shadows Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 I almost forgot:All witches accuse other people of being witches-it's true! You seemeth to be the black cauldron of hell, calling the rest of us pots as if you were not as black as your own cat. Or something like that. Can I get an amen?
Darth_Legois Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 You there, peasant who smells worse than my horse's butt. There is no time for jokes about this! *Holds nose* Pew that is a awful smell! And hes rather hidious aswell! [OCC: See his avatar for proof!] Why dideth you smelleth your horse's butt? He raneth out of stuffeth to geteth higheth on...eth..Im sure he couldve just usedeth the witches poweder he haseth ineth his house......eth!
Atoll Dweller Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 (edited) *Holds nose* Pew that is a awful smell! And hes rather hidious aswell! [OCC: See his avatar for proof!] The jerk store haseth called. They raneth out of you. (OOC:If you played Mystery Castle, I said this to ImperialShadows as well.) Edited October 11, 2008 by Hinckley fixed quote tags
Shadows Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 The jerk store haseth called. They raneth out of you. (OOC:If you played Mystery Castle, I said this to ImperialShadows as well.) The fool babbles like he who hath a demon inside! Get the torches, let us burn it out of him, before he infecteth us all! (OOC: Really? I don't remember that... )
ptdapen Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 I remember something about Persian Rug sellers being heretics...but I may be wrong. Let me check my books... I'm watching you...Why dideth you smelleth your horse's butt? I did not do so on purpose! When I got off my horse, I went behind it because I needed to talk to somebody. It let out a deadly fart and I was knocked unconscious. But it was for a tad moment. I am not weak! And stinky peasant, you still refuse to answer the question! What say you?!
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 I remember something about Persian Rug sellers being heretics...but I may be wrong. Let me check my books... I'm watching you... How rude. My rugs are the finest around. And I most certainly am no heretic. Do I look like a heretic to you? No, I don't think so. Why are you so quick to suspect everyone, if I may ask my fine sir?
MagPiesRUs Posted October 11, 2008 Author Posted October 11, 2008 (OOC: Is this actually day 1, or the confirmation thread? I'm still waiting for my robes to arrive from the costume department and they haven't shaved my head yet...) (It's the confirmation thread. Once everyone has confirmed, it will be the thread for Day 1.) This post has been edited by Darth_Legois: Today, 06:52 PM Hmm... Since the day hasn't actually started yet, I'll pretend I didn't see that. This post has been edited by Darth_Legois: Today, 06:52 PM ... Or that.
Darth_Legois Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 The fool babbles like he who hath a demon inside! Get the torches, let us burn it out of him, before he infecteth us all! YAY! Death to the demon-witch! Vote: ptdapen (It's the confirmation thread. Once everyone has confirmed, it will be the thread for Day 1.)Hmm... Since the day hasn't actually started yet, I'll pretend I didn't see that. ... Or that. I usually only edit my posts for spelling.....is that ok?
Shadows Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 (It's the confirmation thread. Once everyone has confirmed, it will be the thread for Day 1.) (OOC: Considering all the mindless babbling going on here by people who shall remain nameless like Hinck , I'd say start a new thread for day 1 and just rename this one. It'll be more orderly.)
Atoll Dweller Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 (OOC: Considering all the mindless babbling going on here by people who shall remain nameless like Hinck , I'd say start a new thread for day 1 and just rename this one. It'll be more orderly.) OOC: I thought this was the Day 1 topic... I would have gone to bed like an hour ago if I had known...
Hinckley Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 How rude. My rugs are the finest around. And I most certainly am no heretic. Do I look like a heretic to you? No, I don't think so. Why are you so quick to suspect everyone, if I may ask my fine sir? That's a fine point you have made, sir...witch. (OOC: I only thought this was the Day 1 thread because it says "Day 1" in the topic description. These games can be so tricky sometimes...Anyway, maybe a new thread is warranted since I think Shadows is being kind of a dick...although I would never say that.)
Shadows Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Anyway, maybe a new thread is warranted since I think Shadows is being kind of a dick...although I would never say that. (OOC: It does get in the way sometimes, especially when I trip on it. Why was I born a midget? )
Hinckley Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 (OOC: It does get in the way sometimes, especially when I trip on it. Why was I born a midget? ) OOC: Shut up...
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 OOC: Shut up... You know on this occasion I'll have to side with Charles, he makes a damn fine point!
Quarryman Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Hola! I, Miguel is ready to kill off all heretics practicing the black arts and will not rest until I see them all dead! Those in league with the Devil must be eradicated and burned! (which they will forever in the fiery pits of Hell, suits them I think)
Hinckley Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 You know on this occasion I'll have to side with Charles, he makes a damn fine point! Thank you Persian Heretic. Hola! I, Miguel is ready to kill off all heretics practicing the black arts and will not rest until I see them all dead! Those in league with the Devil must be eradicated and burned! (which they will forever in the fiery pits of Hell, suits them I think) Therein lies the problem, Miguel. Witches and Heretics won't burn. So, while it's safe to burn someone we suspect as a witch or heretic, because if they are innocent we will simply be sending them to a better life with God-an evil being like a witch or heretic has to be covered in lamb's blood and fed burning oil in order to die...
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Thank you Persian Heretic. No problem Witchy Fiend.
Wouwie Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Good morning everybody! I'm Gustavus the Peasant! So..Anybody got an nice witch story?
Darth_Legois Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Good morning everybody! I'm Gustavus the Peasant! So..Anybody got an nice witch story? Good morning? It is abit past sunset here! Were does thy live? What about the story of charles the witch who tricked everyone?
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Good morning everybody! I'm Gustavus the Peasant! So..Anybody got an nice witch story? Hi Gustavus, Well I once traded with a Lord who had a wizard who was a terrible guy to have at parties. When the Lord's king was killed, the wizard spent the next thirteen days giving unhelpful and misleading clues which hindered the whole investigation. The last I heard, the wizard was condemned by a mob and burned at the stake. Good riddance, I say. What about the story of charles the witch who tricked everyone?[/color] Oh yeah, I remember that one!
MagPiesRUs Posted October 11, 2008 Author Posted October 11, 2008 (OOC: Considering all the mindless babbling going on here by people who shall remain nameless like Hinck , I'd say start a new thread for day 1 and just rename this one. It'll be more orderly.) (Yes, that would be a better idea. Could someone please rename this thread "Witch Hunt Mafia - Confirmation Thread"?) I usually only edit my posts for spelling.....is that ok? (Try not to. Just try to make sure that the spelling is correct before you post. If you removed something important from your post when editing, we wouldn't be able to tell.)
Darth_Legois Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 (Try not to. Just try to make sure that the spelling is correct before you post. If you removed something important from your post when editing, we wouldn't be able to tell.) Ok I will try. Also sometimes I forget stuff and have to edit it in, but um yea ok I wont edit it anymore
I Scream Clone Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Hola everyone, Im Sabrina, i also have a nice pair of lovely black pants which, how you say, don't fall down for every person, yes yes that is right.
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Hola everyone, Im Sabrina, i also have a nice pair of lovely black pants which, how you say, don't fall down for every person, yes yes that is right. Hi Sabrina, nice hair! Glad to hear your wearing pants. Will they fall down for me?
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