I Scream Clone Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Hi Sabrina, nice hair! Glad to hear your wearing pants. Will they fall down for me? Im sure I can get a rise out of you if pants fall down Thank you Gustavus, I hear this style is all the rage when seen in the moonlight. Perhaps you may be able to help me out with a fine Fuqari rug as I do like a good lay, down that is....
Wouwie Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Good morning? It is abit past sunset here! Were does thy live? What about the story of charles the witch who tricked everyone? Sunset?! Hmm...I need to buy a new clock! Tell me! Tell me!
Shadows Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Im sure I can get a rise out of you if pants fall down Thank you Gustavus, I hear this style is all the rage when seen in the moonlight. Perhaps you may be able to help me out with a fine Fuqari rug as I do like a good lay, down that is.... Hello, ma'am. Now I'm not one to normally observe such things, but those are some mighty fine irises you have. Somewhat beguiling. Hmmm... What is this matter of conveyance that you are using? I have never seen anything quite like it. *stares at the construction vehicle and begins to get suspicious*
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Im sure I can get a rise out of you if pants fall down Thank you Gustavus, I hear this style is all the rage when seen in the moonlight. Perhaps you may be able to help me out with a fine Fuqari rug as I do like a good lay, down that is.... Yes, my rugs are very soft. You wont need pants on them, I never do. I bet I can find you some beautiful silks too, for "special occasions". By the way, my names Mustafa, Gustavus is that stinky peasant over there. You don't want to talk with him when you can talk with me. Do you like this necklace? The stones match your eyes. Here, take it, as a gift. I don't expect anything in return. *stares at the construction vehicle and begins to get suspicious* What is that thing? It is very... heretic...
Wouwie Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Yes, my rugs are very soft. You wont need pants on them, I never do. I bet I can find you some beautiful silks too, for "special occasions". By the way, my names Mustafa, Gustavus is that stinky peasant over there. You don't want to talk with him when you can talk with me. Do you like this necklace? The stones match your eyes. Here, take it, as a gift. I don't expect anything in return. You call me stinky?! Have you ever smelled yourself?!
I Scream Clone Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Pay no attention to that matter of conveyance, it is merely a tattoo from my more reckless youth, though it holds no spiritual powers it is quite thing to get a dinner party conversation started Why thank you Father Alex for the kind words, perhaps in another life time my iris' may have been quite devilish now they are only lit with the spark of passion, passion for the love of a fine man, or three and a good rug My apologies young Mustafa, my long flowing mane must have forced me to mispronounce your name, I do often nibble on the ends, in a flirty manner. See like this, nibble nibble nibble tehe
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 You call me stinky?! Have you ever smelled yourself?! Yes my good sir, and compared to you, I am like a garden of roses. I'll have you know that I use only the finest perfumes to scent my clothing, all the way from the exotic lands far to the east and beyond. You look like you haven't bathed in months, no offence meant. You wouldn't happen to be scared of water would you? Do not be so angry friend, it is all jesting in good taste. I know someone I'd like a good taste of... Pay no attention to that matter of conveyance, it is merely a tattoo from my more reckless youth, though it holds no spiritual powers it is quite thing to get a dinner party conversation started Why thank you Father Alex for the kind words, perhaps in another life time my iris' may have been quite devilish now they are only lit with the spark of passion, passion for the love of a fine man, or three and a good rug My apologies young Mustafa, my long flowing mane must have forced me to mispronounce your name, I do often nibble on the ends, in a flirty manner. See like this, nibble nibble nibble tehe Ah yes, I, I, that is I... ah... Could I tempt you with a small sample of my exotic perfumes? I can promise you that I have much bigger things for you to sample later if you like. A reckless youth aye? I like the feisty ones. Might I add that that necklace sets off the sparkle of your passionate irises in a lovely manner. I like a woman with good irises... Could you toss your hair again? Please?
Wouwie Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Yes my good sir, and compared to you, I am like a garden of roses. Which are over age
Shadows Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 it is merely a tattoo from my more reckless youth *gasps* Tattoos and marks upon the skin are a sign of evil! Why thank you Father Alex for the kind words, perhaps in another life time my iris' may have been quite devilish now they are only lit with the spark of passion, passion for the love of a fine man, or three and a good rug *gasps* Devlish speak and rampant adultery! I do often nibble on the ends, in a flirty manner.See like this, nibble nibble nibble tehe *gasp* Er... hmmm... I must go adjust my robes now.
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Which are over age Nay, not so, but like the freshly cut flowers of spring, with small dew drops dripping off and a too-perfect colour that can only be seen on TV in the gardens of the rich, like myself. Did I mention that I'm a very successful merchant? I like you Gustavus, you have a nice sense of humour. Too bad that awful stench lets you down, otherwise the ladies would be all over you.
Wouwie Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Nay, not so, but like the freshly cut flowers of spring, with small dew drops dripping off and a too-perfect colour that can only be seen on TV in the gardens of the rich, like myself. Did I mention that I'm a very successful merchant? I like you Gustavus, you have a nice sense of humour. Too bad that awful stench lets you down, otherwise the ladies would be all over you. Again, I don't smell! I just don't have water to take a shower in! And, me, an old man, can't find a decent job around here...
Darth_Legois Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Hola everyone, Im Sabrina, i also have a nice pair of lovely black pants which, how you say, don't fall down for every person, yes yes that is right. Thank god shes hot! Nice to meet you Sabrina
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Thank god shes hot! Nice to meet you Sabrina Stay back! She's all mine buddy. Find your own lady friend. Can't you see I'm trying to seduce her?
I Scream Clone Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 And who doesn't like a women with a devilish side Ah yes, I, I, that is I... ah... Could I tempt you with a small sample of my exotic perfumes? I can promise you that I have much bigger things for you to sample later if you like. A reckless youth aye? I like the feisty ones. Might I add that that necklace sets off the sparkle of your passionate irises in a lovely manner. I like a woman with good irises... Could you toss your hair again? Please? "Toss" makes them go wild (OOC its hard to be passionate whilst building a deathstar ) *gasps* Tattoos and marks upon the skin are a sign of evil!*gasps* Devlish speak and rampant adultery! *gasp* Er... hmmm... I must go adjust my robes now. Though I wont tempt you with witchcraft you may find time to accept my tithe/donation (what ever it is called in Salem) Thank god shes hot! Nice to meet you Sabrina I most thankfully am! No lego thugly here thankyou very much. Now where has Mustafa gone, fortunate for him he wears quick baggy pants I think Probably should say quite, not quick, I was thinking of a former lover who shall we say always won the race
Dragonator Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 "Toss"makes them go wild (OOC its hard to be passionate whilst building a deathstar ) Thank you... very much... would you like to twirl my moustache? (OOC: Yeah, I know the feeling...) Now where has Mustafa gone, fortunate for him he wears quick baggy pants I think Probably should say quite, not quick, I was thinking of a former lover who shall we say always won the race I would be glad to invite you back to my house later this evening to sample my wares. I have some quality goods I'm sure you would love to get your hands on.
Darth_Legois Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Still 5 people who havent confirmed Sabrina eh? Sounds like a Witch name!!! Just kidding.... [OOC: I was waiting for someone to make the Sabrina comment but no-one did ]
I Scream Clone Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Thank you... very much... would you like to twirl my moustache?(OOC: Yeah, I know the feeling...) I would be glad to invite you back to my house later this evening to sample my wares. I have some quality goods I'm sure you would love to get your hands on. Sounds yummy, as "long" as they aren't small goods Salami anyone? [OOC: I was waiting for someone to make the Sabrina comment but no-one did ] sigh....look in my signature! I already made the statement, no witch here buddy, and your going to have to do better than accuse me of witchcraft to get into my pants good books.
Adam Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 (OOC: Thanks, Tiny Pies, for confirming me, though I feel a need to do so offically in this thread.) CONFIRMED Got that over with! ... Dragonator has a turban.
Zepher Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 (edited) Joan: Oh my! I'm afraid I've over slept! Oh well, it seems that one could, would, or rather should, wait for me. Isn't that right Charles? Nice-I'm married to Mary! I'm afraid that I may not be the same exact charater this time. I'm a "noble". Bah! I can act snobbish whenever I want! Like now! CONFIREMED Edited October 11, 2008 by Zepher
Adam Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Hello, my dear lady! Perhaps you and your husband could join me to a luncheon that isn't salami?
Pickerel Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Again, I don't smell! I just don't have water to take a shower in! And, me, an old man, can't find a decent job around here... So sorry. Y'seeI've been put'n some garlic in everyone's bread, you know, does wonders ward'n off all them evil spirits! I'm Martinus, the town baker! It's grim buisness with them evil witchfolk around, but with enough garlic anythin's possible. (bites bread) Whewie! That stuff's strong! (OOC: Confirming that I'm confirmed)
Stash2Sixx Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Confirmed! (OOC: Long day at work last night so I finally got on the computer this morning. As a side note, going thru boxes all night, that Mission 7 looks SWEET!!!!!! Anyways, I'm here, and I'm in! And I think this is the dirtiest Mafia game I have seen yet. And I have no problem with that!!!!!!!!)
Wilhelm screamer Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Confirm! This is my first mafia game, can not wait to play!
Zepher Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Hello, my dear lady! Perhaps you and your husband could join me to a luncheon that isn't salami? That may be able to be arranged, though I'd have to make sure that you really are a noble man, and not just some cretin that wants to lure my husband and myself into the house, and than kill us. you understand of cuorse, no one sadly is to be trusted in these times. Perhaps we should just throw all the rift-raft into the river and get it done with. they're lives aren't worth much, I believe.
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