Darth_Legois Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Ha ha you female canine witch! We burned you! How'd it feel!?! Yay! That's 2 witches! (OOC: Oh, shit....I just edited.....I am such an megablocks....I totally forgot.... I only edited because I wanted to correct my grammer...which was horrible, since its early in the morining here.....trust me I wasn't getting rid of "Evidence" and I won't do it again.) God shouldve put the rules to be- you edit once then you die. Or twice atleast..
ptdapen Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Pfft. We should cover him with something. Poor crazy homeless freak. Let's put his hand in cold water and see if he wets himself... Good night everyone! Good work killing that awful witch. Fish tacos... The lipstick thing seems to be a good lead, so let's see who also is wearing too much lipstick and kill them next. Oh but if we went by the lipstick thing, your wife would be part of it! Isabella seems to have put a little bit too much on. The rest of the women are wearing lipstick, but it seems to be in moderation. I think finding out what type of food people make would be a better lead.
Quarryman Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 Also, we all just condemned his wife to death... But she was a witch, so good riddance. Saves me from killing her while she slept, which I'll have to admit I was at a time considering. :skull: And I've made some interesting observations about today's events, but more about those tomorrow. It's quite late, I should be in bed. Which I'm sure will feel a lot better without that bitchwitch in it.
Hinckley Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 Oh but if we went by the lipstick thing, your wife would be part of it! Isabella seems to have put a little bit too much on. The rest of the women are wearing lipstick, but it seems to be in moderation. I think finding out what type of food people make would be a better lead. I was joking. Although feel free to kill my wife. She did accuse me of being a witch out of nowhere and she clearly has something going on with Philip, with his mullet and 70's chops and gold chain...
Shadows Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 Well, Father Alexander, it seems both of us where told the same thing. I bet we weren't, at least not exactly. The difference between the two would be most revealing, and I am inclined to suspect that a similar message made it's way elsewhere, but whether it did or not, I find it a bit odd, at the very least, considering that we all know Miguel is a killer and his purchase of killing implements is just part of the job. But I will tell you that there where two hats, one normal one and one witch hat. No one bought the obvious witch items. I see. That is revealing. However, I do not think Miguel bought the scimitar. Why would he need it if he bought the gunpowder, which he must do to use his musket? oh, and to you good sir, Miguel, please do not attack anyone tonight. I am of the same mind. That said, I think we may wish to carefully scrutinize our silent and unsolicited informant tomorrow. Alexander, was the note left on the church door by Pigeon Messenger or by God? Actually, it was a Potato Message, a small note carved into a potato and tossed through an open window. Similar result and less kicking required. Pigeon messaging went out in the middle ages after some foolish nobleman forgot to kick one and save the life of a loyal guard of the kingdom. The potato message was actually invented around that time as the citizens of the kingdom found themselves practically buried in potatoes after an unfortunate wagon incident. Philip, with his mullet and 70's chops and gold chain... The 1670's were a particularly disturbing period in fashion for us all. It seems that Philip is still stuck in it. I must admit to having fallen into the bell-bottom leisure robe sensation that was going through the priesthood at the time. Mine were baby blue.
Zepher Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 Ah, hold a grudge will you Charles. And it's not my fualt Phillip takes a interest in me. I've slapped a quite a few times, and kicked him in unmentionalble places tiwce, but he can't seemed to be stopped. Oh, all this witch hunting, it's hurting my noble pride. I'm falling and falling, doing thing I never would of thought of before. Accusing my husband, talking to common folk, attacking a noble man. It's awful.
Scouty Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Oh, thank the Lord for a witch has been killed!! We may rest easier with the knowledge that one less is down! May everyone lock up tight and stay safe, for who knows what will happen this very night!
Lt. Col. Thok Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 I am glad to have my name cleared, and I do hope that everyone stays safe tonight.
Hinckley Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 I am glad to have my name cleared, and I do hope that everyone stays safe tonight. Your name is nowhere near clear.
kill will Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Stay safe? Nah, I hope them bitches witches get killed. Or maybe that annoying John guy. And liquor does not mess up your mind. I hope that I don't get pulled over for riding a horse drunk or something like that. Are witches dumb? Yes they are...
Lt. Col. Thok Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Your name is nowhere near clear. My apologies, my lord. Perhaps I should have said partially safe. Mind you, that is a damning quote...what would know about my safety? Stay safe? Nah, I hope them bitches witches get killed. Or maybe that annoying John guy. And liquor does not mess up your mind. I hope that I don't get pulled over for riding a horse drunk or something like that. Are witches dumb? Yes they are... They're dumb enough to get caught.
Hinckley Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Your name is nowhere near clear. My apologies, my lord. Perhaps I should have said partially safe. Mind you, that is a damning quote...what would know about my safety? Hmmmm...let's see...exactly where did I say anything about your safety?
Lt. Col. Thok Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 Hmmmm...let's see...exactly where did I say anything about your safety? *facepalm* Nevermind...........
Shadows Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 Are you ladies having a pyjama party in here? If Mustafa would be so kind as to check his shop for some marshmallows, I believe I have some chocolate and graham crackers or maybe sacramental wafers or something to make smores, roasted off the body of one of those evil witches. Maybe we could even sit around in the warm glow and tell stories. I know all kinds of stories. Most of them aren't particularly believable, but hey, it's all in good fun! Who says the Church can't party?
Pickerel Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 Yes! (Does secret handshake with nearby villager), another point for team witch-exterminators! Are you ladies having a pyjama party in here? If Mustafa would be so kind as to check his shop for some marshmallows, I believe I have some chocolate and graham crackers or maybe sacramental wafers or something to make smores, roasted off the body of one of those evil witches. Maybe we could even sit around in the warm glow and tell stories. I know all kinds of stories. Most of them aren't particularly believable, but hey, it's all in good fun! Who says the Church can't party? Mmmm... sacramental wafers! Sounds great, I'll bring some garlic bread and a pie!
Hinckley Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 *facepalm* Nevermind........... Way to go. I forgot how often people used "facepalm" in the 1600's.
kill will Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 I want smores! Pretty please? I'll leave you one!
Zepher Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 Ladies! Please, act like ladies should! A slumber party! I can't believe that you'd... I could go for a slumber party come to think of it. Come Maid, we have a party to attend to. Perhaps we'll be safer in numbers! It is however, imporper to invite a man. Alexander, please do not come, we would not like to tempt you, even if you are a priest, you may not be able to control your lust, which is one o the seven deadly sins.
Hinckley Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 I want smores! Pretty please? I'll leave you one! Ladies! Please, act like ladies should! A slumber party! I can't believe that you'd... I could go for a slumber party come to think of it. Come Maid, we have a party to attend to. Perhaps we'll be safer in numbers!It is however, imporper to invite a man. Alexander, please do not come, we would not like to tempt you, even if you are a priest, you may not be able to control your lust, which is one o the seven deadly sins. How long until the pillow fight?
Zepher Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 Really Charles, you're imbarressing me. Oh well, at least it seems that we're back to normal. i'm sorry about accusing you, the heat of the moment made me confused and all.
Pickerel Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 It is however, imporper to invite a man. Alexander, please do not come, we would not like to tempt you, even if you are a priest, you may not be able to control your lust, which is one o the seven deadly sins. But... but no sacramental wafer smores!
Scouty Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 A witch has fallen, doth night not fall yet? I must be spending too much time in the basements looking for ingredients for my lord's dinner.
Dragonator Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 Hey, what are you all doing up so late? It's nearly midnight! Go to bed, all of you. Although I think I might have some marshmallows somewhere around here...
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