ptdapen Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 You're lying, Tiny Pious! One time it was a failure... I didn't get any information! That's why I wanted to kill off Hernan, who I thought role blocked me with witch craft and what not. You also lied to me and said I could be killed at night.. your words are lies!
Shadows Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 *whispers* Oh look, the crazy PARANOID inquisitor is back... You're lying, Tiny Pious! One time it was a failure... I didn't get any information! That's why I wanted to kill off Hernan, who I thought role blocked me with witch craft and what not. You also lied to me and said I could be killed at night.. your words are lies! "Well, hello there, Fernando, why don't you come in and take a seat, you look tired from your travels." Fernando, looking relieved, takes a seat and begins to explain. "I ran as fast as I could, I didn't expect them to turn against me." "Of course not, I'm sure they all would have appreciated your efforts, if only they understood." "Yes, yes, that's it exactly!" Alexander reaches over and picks up a bottle, smashing it over Fernando's head with a crash, then ties up the unconscious inquisitor and drags him out to the town square. Sergio, diligently patrolling the town, hears the commotion and approaches Alexander, who quickly sends him back to ring the church bell and alert the town. The residents are surprised and slowly stumble out of their homes, wondering what could be happening in the middle of the night. "Good people of Azufre, it seems our Inquisitor has returned to us." The crowd boos and begins looking for things to throw. "Stone him!", exclaims Joan. "Now now, that isn't a very Godly response, and we're all out of stones. Er, I mean... we are good people and this town will not resort to evil." "So what shall we do with him, he has wronged this town and it's people and cost many good people their lives?" yells Philip. "That is quite true, Philip, and our recourse is clear. According to the scriptures, it would be only fair to exact the same punishment he caused himself, so it is with that in mind that I'm going to return the favour he brought to us." Alexander pulls out a book, the Inquisitor's book, and begins paging through it. "Oh my, this is bad... yes, very bad... it seems the Inquisitor is a witch. What do we do to witches?" "BURN HIM!" cries out the crowd in unison. "So it was, so shall it be. Would someone fetch me a torch?" "Allow me, I'll donate one from my store," offers Mustafa. "There's a good lad, your donation is duly noted. Maybe you could put one of those witches hats on him, too?" Everyone chuckles, a bit uncomfortably. The night was cold and crisp, but the good people of Azufre basked in the warm glow of a roaring fire, cleansing their town of the evil that once plagued it. They would never again speak of this night, nor would they forget.
ptdapen Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 "I'm wearing my flameproof cape, suckers," said Fernando. After escaping the fire he also ripped off the top of his robe, revealing a bullet proof vest. "I cannot die. God will not allow it, and neither will Tiny Pious!" The Inquisitor then just ran out of town, wondering why in all that is holy he came back to a town that tried to kill him.
Shadows Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 and neither will Tiny Pious! So he says, but as we learned in the game ... of life, you can't believe a damn word he says.
Lego12 Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 Yay, we burned Fernando! Ha! Thanks for the full explanation, TinyPiesRUs. Great game....
Hinckley Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 *The spirit of Charles approaches the freshly burnt spirit of Fernando and kicks him in his stupid balls.* "Freakin' jerk." Charles mutters before skipping off into heaven.
MagPiesRUs Posted December 25, 2008 Author Posted December 25, 2008 First you vote me off, now you take my job?
ptdapen Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 But he told me I could die, so that means I can't! So hah. And the game must not be over neither... confusing. You can't blame me for starting the Witch Hunt. One of you people must have danced for some crazy reason and it brought my attention. Then I must have slapped someone until they said there were witches... and then someone took advantage. NYAH! You won't be able to kick my megablocks in Heaven, since I'm going to Purgatory! Jerks.
Zepher Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 So hah. And the game must not be over neither... confusing. There are still witches! They're all still out there! We'e not safe! We'll never be safe! And now that the games over... there's no way of burning them! NOOO! We'll all die here! We're all dead! DEAD! DEAD!!!!!! Sorry. It takes a while for me to shed a character. Love you Ritz! Shut up.
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